Garbageboy Stinkman Belongs in the Toilet

[griftofthemagi]

Update: the current president of the United States used the word “haters” in his email. Like an actual “professional politician” was basically like “aNd To mY HaTeRs” he’s literally a 12 year old in an 80 year olds body

[griftofthemagi]

Fun fact I didn’t get a single Christmas present this year :))))

[yehudah]

[griftofthemagi]

Whosoevor helds This hom u er

[tredlocity]

Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

[xxrie]

That’s why you should never accept the excuse “Well it was a different time.” They knew it was wrong. They always knew.

[lmaonade]

JUST ordered door dash for the first time and i’m nervous !

[lmaonade]

i don’t think it’s coming 

[lmaonade]

HELLO????

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

oh my GOD

[xaviertriumphant]

I’m sorry but I had to reblog it again because my mind is literally on another plain because of this

[gay-irl]

[pootee]

[lucillesballs]

Is he, you know…

[griftofthemagi]

Oh does it appear to be “rather hot” to you Siri?? Fuk off

[griftofthemagi]

Oh my GOD another day! I feel like I’m in hell its so hot out

[griftofthemagi]

Oh does it appear to be “rather hot” to you Siri?? Fuk off

[griftofthemagi]

No of fents but the next gen PlayStation and Xbox are so ugly

[hypersexualsportswear]

[helloitsbees]

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

[puyopuyo]

acnh wharf roaches always look like they’re discussing

[supergameboytwo]

acnh wharf roaches are unionizing

[griftofthemagi]

Why do people support this shithead he’s literally sending out these chain emails with blatant lies to try to convince people to donate to his stupid ass campaign “we’re only accepting 50 patrons and you’re the last one!” He really thinks we’re just the stupidest people. like this is literally what your president thinks of Americans, that they would read this and think “oh he hand picked ME and there’s only one spot left I need to donate NOW” what a fucking joke of a president I stg he has to be one of the dumbest people on the planet