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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

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she’s fucking dead

sataraborzoi

An ethereal snoot

bigcatslions

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

obeekris

He sounds like a pull cord lawn mower that won’t start up

doujinshi

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scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it

scientist 2:

egberts

op naming the second scientist

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My manager took this picture

photozoi

The Wizzard decides discretion is the better part of valour.

ratliker1917

“lazy developers” is a pretty common part of right wing gamer lingo when a previously hyped videogame turns out to not actually be very good and its like, very obvious why this is the case. ultimately its easier to pretend a game turned out badly because Workers Are Lazy than because of profit-seeking corporate mismanagement, since the latter may force you to think somewhat critically about how the logic of capitalism means the entertainment industry will always put profit above quality, no matter what and like, you know, you’re not allowed to do that if you’re an Epic Right Wing Redpill Gamer. of course in practice we know that game developers are most of the time anything but lazy, working horrendous crunch hours just to meet corporate deadlines so the whole mythology of the lazy developer is like, completely out of touch with reality

argumate

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

badeliz

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about trains

kingjinxii

prokopetz

One of the funniest things about Bram Stoker’s Dracula is that it’s mentioned in passing that most of Dracula’s powers don’t even have anything to do with the fact that he’s a vampire; he can do all that stuff because – and I swear I’m not making this up – in his youth he attended a magic school whose headmaster was the actual Devil. This is never followed up on.

Basically, what I mean to say is that you can picture a scenario where any fictional devil you care to name is a teacher at a magic school where one of the students is kid Dracula, and this would be a totally canon-compliant crossover.