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@grillbyiisms-blog
“I would like to thank the academy...”
hushedhellfire:
I have been christened into the discord server. God bless america everybody.
only hot hot flame men allowed
so i finally went and made some grillby icons
I’M SHOULD BE IN JAIL
Rules: Mark the ones you’ve done. Use your result as your post title. Please, repost and don’t reblog!
Tagged by: @windingdongs
Tagging: Yooouuuu
Chosen: Grillby
[ ✗ ] SMOKED [ ✗ ] CONSUMED ALCOHOL [ ✗ ] SLEPT IN THE SAME BED WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX [ ✗ ] SLEPT IN THE SAME BED WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX [ ✗ ] KISSED SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX [ ✗ ] HAD SEX [ ✗ ] HAD SOMEONE IN YOUR ROOM OTHER THAN FAMILY [ ✗ ] WATCHED PORN [ ] BOUGHT PORN [ ✗ ] TRIED DRUGS
TOTAL: 9
[ ✗ ] TAKEN PAINKILLERS [ ] TAKEN SOMEONE ELSE’S PRESCRIPTION MEDICINE [ ✗ ] LIED TO YOUR PARENTS [ ✗ ] LIED TO A FRIEND [ ✗ ] SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE [ ✗ ] DONE SOMETHING ILLEGAL [ ✗ ] FELT HURT [ ✗ ] HURT SOMEONE [ ] WISHED SOMEONE TO DIE [ ✗ ] SEEN SOMEONE DIE TOTAL: 17
[ ✗ ] MISSED CURFEW [ ✗ ] STAYED OUT ALL NIGHT [ ✗ ] EATEN A CARTON OF ICE CREAM BY YOURSELF [ ] BEEN TO A THERAPIST [ ] RECEIVED A TICKET [ ] BEEN TO REHAB [ ] DYED YOUR HAIR [ ✗ ] BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT [ ✗ ] BEEN TO A CLUB [ ✗ ] BEEN TO A BAR
TOTAL: 23
[ ✗ ] BEEN TO A WILD PARTY [ ] BEEN TO A MARDI GRAS PARADE [ ✗ ] DRANK MORE THAN THREE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES IN A NIGHT [ ] HAD A SPRING BREAK IN FLORIDA [ ✗ ] SNIFFED ANYTHING [ ✗ ] WORE BLACK NAIL POLISH [ ] WORE ARM BANDS [ ✗ ] WORE T-SHIRTS WITH BAND NAMES [ ✗ ] LISTENED TO RAP
TOTAL: 30
[ ✗ ] DRESSED GOTHIC [ ✗ ] DRESSED GIRLY [ ✗ ] DRESSED PUNK [ ✗ ] DRESSED GRUNGE [ ✗ ] STOLE SOMETHING [ ✗ ] BEEN TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER ANYTHING [ ✗ ] BLACKED OUT [ ✗ ] FAINTED [ ✗ ] HAD A CRUSH ON A NEIGHBOUR
TOTAL: 39
[ ✗ ] HAD A CRUSH ON A FRIEND [ ✗ ] BEEN TO A CONCERT [ ✗ ] DRY-HUMPED SOMEONE; BEEN DRY HUMPED [ ✗ ] BEEN CALLED A SLUT [ ✗ ] CALLED SOMEONE A SLUT. [ ] INSTALLED SPEAKERS IN A CAR [ ✗ ] BROKEN A MIRROR [ ] SHOWERED AT SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITES SEX’S HOUSE [ ] BRUSHED YOUR TEETH WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S TOOTHBRUSH
TOTAL: 45
[ ] CONSIDERED LUDACRIS YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER? [ ✗ ] SEEN AN R-RATED MOVIE [ ✗ ] CRUISED THE MALL [ ✗ ] SKIPPED SCHOOL [ ✗ ] HAD SURGERY [ ✗ ] HAD AN INJURY [ ] GONE TO COURT [ ] WALKED OUT OF A RESTAURANT WITHOUT PAYING/TIPPING [ ✗ ] CAUGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE. [ ✗ ] LIED ABOUT YOUR AGE
TOTAL: 52
[ ✗ ] OWNED/RENTED AN APARTMENT/HOUSE [ ✗ ] BROKE THE LAW IN THE POLICE’S PRESENCE [ ✗ ] MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO HAD A GF/BF [ ✗ ] GOT IN TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE [ ✗ ] TALKED TO A STRANGER [ ✗ ] HUGGED A STRANGER [ ✗ ] KISSED A STRANGER [ ] RODE IN THE CAR WITH A STRANGER [ ✗ ] BEEN HARASSED [ ✗ ] BEEN VERBALLY HARASSED
TOTAL: 61
[ ] MET FACE-TO-FACE WITH SOMEONE YOU MET ONLINE [ ] STAYED ONLINE FOR 5+ HOURS STRAIGHT [ ✗ ] TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS STRAIGHT [ ] WATCHED TV FOR 5 HOURS STRAIGHT [ ✗ ] BEEN TO A FAIR [ ✗ ] BEEN CALLED A BAD INFLUENCE [ ✗ ] DRANK AND DROVE [ ✗ ] PRANK-CALLED SOMEONE [ ✗ ] LAID ON A COUCH WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX [ ] CHEATED ON A TEST
TOTAL: 67
GRAND TOTAL: 67
IF YOU HAVE 00-10 … WRITE [I’M A GOODY-GOODY] IF YOU HAVE 11-20 … WRITE [I’M STILL A GOODY-GOODY] IF YOU HAVE 21-30 … WRITE [I’M AVERAGE] IF YOU HAVE 31-40 … WRITE [I’M A BAD KID] IF YOU HAVE 41-50 … WRITE [I’M A VERY BAD INFLUENCE] IF YOU HAVE 51-60 … WRITE [I’M A HORRIBLE PERSON] IF YOU HAVE 61-70 … WRITE [I SHOULD BE IN JAIL] IF YOU HAVE 71-80 … WRITE [I SHOULD BE DEAD] IF YOU HAVE 81-90 … WRITE [I GOT A TICKET TO HELL]
3, 9, 12
TASTE TOUCH SMELL SIGHT SOUND || Not Accepting
3. do you wear glasses/contacts?
Grillby chuckled and taped the frames resting on his face. “Contacts burn up, but glasses can have reinforced steel.”
9. favourite non-musical sound?
"There’s lots of music in the bar, you just have to listen for it.” He nodded his head in rhythm to the invisible beat. “Personally I prefer whistling, or when someone’s tapping their foot, or the satisfied yawn of a happy customer.”
12. favourite scent?
A shrug. “It’s hard to say, considering I don’t have a nose. I guess perfumes are nice, hoping none are potent enough to be flammable, but I have to say the smell of firewood heating up a stew under the midnight sky is a smell you’ll never forget.”
30. have you witnessed any “miracles” or strange coincidences?
TASTE TOUCH SMELL SIGHT SOUND || Not Accepting
Grillby considered this, hands busy shining a glass cup while his mind occupied itself with perusing the files of his memories.
After a moment he gave a soft chuckle. “Miracles are hard to come by, given your friend is nothing but factual evidence. If I didn’t understand something I would go to him, but there is that one time...”
He kept cleaning but he was no longer smiling, his gaze traveling past the windows to the outsider and further beyond it. “During the war, on the last battle with my platoon, we were baited into a valley, walls on each side and blocked in from the back.”
Fire simmered, the flames focusing on their shape as Grillby’s grip on the glass tightened. “They had magic-user. A water one. Flooded the entire place, and as the torrent fell down on us I thought a single thought:
Was this God?”
Doctor Who — Ninth Doctor Quotes {Sentence Starters}
“You’ve seen how dangerous it is — do you want to go home?”
“Everything has its time and everything dies.”
“Only a killer would know that. Is that right?”
“I’m really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.”
“Why can’t you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you?”
“It won’t be quiet, it won’t be safe, and it won’t be calm. But I’ll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime!”
“Can it be that I have the world entirely wrong?”
“I’m the only survivor. I’m left traveling on my own, ‘cause there’s no one else.”
“I bet you don’t even remember my name!”
“It’s all gone. Everything you were, everything you stood for.”
“You think it’ll last forever: people and cars and concrete. But it won’t. One day it’s all gone.”
“Nice to meet you, ____. Run for your life!”
“Don’t tell anyone about this, 'cause if you do, you’ll get them killed.”
“You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?”
“I mean it. I’m very, very angry with you. I’m very, very cross!”
“And with that sentence, you just lost the right to even talk to me. Now, back off!”
“Your wish is my command. But be careful what you wish for.”
“I give you, in return, air from my lungs.”
“And I might well die in the process. But don’t worry about me, no.”
“Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you?”
“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”
“I trusted you! I pitied you!”
“Poor little thing. But there’s no one else coming 'cause there’s no one else left.”
argh mY FUCKING HOT POCKET NUTTED ON ME
dani have u perhaps considered never using that exact phrasing again
Look man my hot pocket dump ed it’s load onto me what the fuck else am I suppose to phrase it as you ignorant cockmunch
“well shoot, some of the sauce from my Hot Pocket™ spilled onto me. I suppose I’ll head over to the faucet and wash the sauce off my hands. perhaps a change of clothing is in order, as well. drat, this really ruined my day”
the day i ever talk like that is the day i hope you fucking shoot me.
I’m mcfreaking busy as heck so I can’t login but Mutuals Only like this post if you want a starter from @grillbyiisms
quickly throwing down verses
v.i’ll take you – RECORE;; Main verse. He lives Underground and @gasteritis is his timeline’s Royal Scientist, so he won’t recognize any other Gaster. @assistailant and @goldiincy are also his timeline’s Sans and Asgore
v.don’t forget;; After Gaster disappears Grillby is more quiet, more withdrawn. Sometimes he has flashes of thoughts... deja vu... memories? He isn’t sure but he feels like he’s forgetting someone.
v.hot crossed puns;; dadster grillby with all the dad jokes included
v.new customer;; verse that’s undecided or doesn’t fit in the other ones. i.e. with doubles or such
ASK BOX’S OPEN I FORGOT IT WAS CLOSED AAH
⋆ sensory asks ⋆
S I G H T
1. favourite colour(s)? 2. least favourite colour(s)? 3. do you wear glasses/contacts? 4. are you colour blind? 5. what are you seeing right now?
S O U N D
6. favourite band(s) or artist(s)? 7. top five songs? 8. favourite instrumental track(s)? 9. favourite non-musical sound? 10. what are you hearing right now?
S M E L L
11. are you very sensitive to smell? 12. favourite scent? 13. opinion on the smell of blown-out candles? 14. what does your shampoo smell like? 15. do you like to wear perfume/cologne?
T A S T E
16. favourite fruit? 17. favourite non-alchoholic drink? 18. worst thing you’ve ever tasted? 19. do you enjoy any unusual food combinations that others find unappealing? 20. what flavour gum do you usually chew?
T O U C H
21. do you often rip/cut the tags off of your clothes? 22. any specific textures that bother you? 23. do you have a high pain tolerance? 24. softest article of clothing that you (have) own(ed)? 25. are you a good hugger?
O T H E R
26. do you ever feel like you have a sixth sense? in what way(s)? 27. any prophetic dreams? 28. have you ever had your fortune told? (did it prove to be accurate?) 29. has anyone “read your mind” before? 30. have you witnessed any “miracles” or strange coincidences?
You are the laughter from childhood game You are the spark of dawn, you are where I belong You are the ache I feel in every song
[ Dreams ] on F I R E –– higher and higher Passions burning right on the pyre
[art credit: me // personals do not reblog]
Headcanon;;
Grillby used to have blue-rimmed glasses but lost them when he and Gaster threw themselves off a cliff to escape an angered animal.
His current ones are dark brown, given to him by a family member.
Samsara (2011) dir. Ron Fricke
*poses victoriously*
That was intensely harder than it should have been.
Also - totally made the strawberry taste better. Especially when it’s sprinkled with powdered sugar.