A robot librarian asks you to save his boyfriend from the world's worst polycule
To uncover the legacy of a clown, you must solve a series of fun riddles.
A 1990s boy band ends the world as we know it.
In a shocking plot twist, your mortal enemy is revealed to have had sex once.
Your new meeting area is an empty shopping mall. Gordon Freeman is there.
A man does calculus too hard and tears himself apart in the process.
In order to save a sick child, you must indulge a man's gambling addiction.
Your grandpa, who lives in the ocean, tells his emo son to get over himself.
A ship's piloting computer contacts you to finish delivering his drug fix.
Your computer butler and Space L Ron Hubbard get into a cunt-off over a milf.
A prestigious biologist decides that she would really, really like to be a tree.
A time-manipulating war machine has two daddies.