What is the name of that green haired pokemon douchebag and the brunette guy that people pair up a lot. those two for the couple meme.
So N “I still can’t believe that your real name is Natural Harmonia Gropius” Harmonia and Touya/Black/Hilbert (Pokemon Black/White male protagonist/why do you have so many damn names)? Hmm, I’m normally more in NxTouko (female protag) but I don’t mind a little Isshushipping every now and then.
Who’s more dominant: Definitely Touya.
Who’s the cuddler: N. After a childhood and adolescence starved of affection (and very likely emotionally and mentally abused; oh who are we kidding, it’s practically canon), I think he’d probably get addicted to hugs.
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: N’s the big spoon and Touya’s the little spoon, because N is an awkward, tall as heck guy and I headcanon Touya being a short, little dude.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Taking care of Pokemon.
Who cooks: Touya because N is a Goddamn disaster and has not been allowed back in the kitchen after that one time he tried to boil water.
Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither of them, but it’d probably be more likely Touya.
Who kills the spiders: Touya would if N would let him because “SPIDERS ARE LIVING CREATURES TOUYA, HOW COULD YOU TRY TO KILL THESE POOR CREATURES THEY DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO YOU THEY WERE JUST MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS WHEN YOU CAME AROUND AND TRIED TO KILL THEM YOU MONSTER”
Who falls asleep first: N probably would.
A head canon: N and Cheren (Male/Female Protag’s childhood friend and one of their rivals) still don’t get along, even after Touya and him have been together for a couple of years, but they put up appearances (or try to) when Touya’s around. Cheren’s good at it. N, not so much.
Their relationship summed up in a gif:
I am so glad that I found this GIF in my folder
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