[paprika]

i can relate to this sooo much. crying

[the-memedaddy]

[frogingly]

prettiest girl in the creek

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Her rival.

[ochaka-archive]

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

[classics-suggestion]

No It Isn’t

[subjuggulation]

it is if your son isn’t an idiot

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

[anothergoddamnname]

Finally SOMEONE said it

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[bonjour700]

[icameas-roman]

tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

[emeraldcharos-blog]

[skypirate]

[xxthesmittenkittenxx]

making my wahy downtown

wahking fast

faces pass

[nervoushiccup-deactivated201508]

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

[sridevi]

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

[animated-disney-gifs]

[lubricates]

we’re gonna be a very cute fam

[tranzquility]

AMEN

[cloudthesamoyed]

[recommend]

totally boop-able noses you won’t be able to resist

[doggosource]

clingy

[thesaladbar]

heat helps with cramps. you can use a heat pad, but why stop there? rip your uterus out. set it on fire. there. much better. no more cramps

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills: