classics suggestion

[terpsikeraunos]

some people just want to live alone on an island but for a retinue of wild beasts, singing, weaving, and occasionally turning trespassers into swine

[romehbo]

in case you didnt know, peisistratos has just been chosen as tyrant of the year for 2572nd year in a row

[classics-suggestion]

what the fuck is a “passport”?? if someone needs proof of your identity just show them the scar you got in a wild boar hunt as a youth

[classics-suggestion]

does he have the scars to prove it

[homeric-hymnist]

if you're a morally dubious baby god what you're going to want to do is steal your brother's cattle. then cause an olympian legal dispute

[charl0ttan]

nobody is named flavia or sextus any more

[copper-deals-by-ea-nasir]

You will take my copper AND you will like it.

[thoodleoo]

guess what guys this witch from colchis promised to turn me young again and all i had to do was let her cut me up and boil me in her cauldron. see you later suckers

[terpsikeraunos]

any female born in greek mythology can't cook...all they know is magic potions, launch a thousand ships, defy aphrodite, be bisexual, weave the narrative & lie

[watermotif]

A pleasure to have in the labyrinth

[marcvslicinivscrassvs]

whats ur favorite perfume sir? what perfume could possibly seduce you?

eau de denarius

[consulships]

the Consuls have declared to the roman people: get nasty get freakayy

[necromycologist]

is anyone else out here having an absolutely ghastly time at this party or is it just me and pompey and metellus and the clowns

[thoodleoo]

the problem with kids these days it that they arent performing aristeias and earning kleos for the glory of their homeland

[p-clodius-pulcher]

I should be allowed to run for tribune on account of my sweeties

[thoodleoo]

dangerous tribune boy whose job it is to destroy the mos maiorum

[mcaelius]

theyre inventing a new step on the cursus honorum above consul and censor and dictator and theyre calling it The freaky magistracy

[classics-suggestion]

How long have you been active here?!?

since circa 753 bce