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The Autumn - Alphonse Mucha

I legitimately think that if I don’t fuck soon my balls will explode and I will drop dead...

#fml #singleguyproblems #fuckingshootme #isuckatdating #ineedpussy

I really like this girl but we haven’t talked much lately.. she says she’s going through family issues but I have no idea what to think. It’s likely that she is but I don’t know what to believe. I’m actually finally falling for someone again after so long and now I feel like she doesn’t even want me or that she’s so knee deep in shit thrown at her from life that she doesn’t have time to make a relationship go anywhere.. I just want something real that lasts longer than 3 months.. for fucks sake...

#fml #foreveralone #whyme

How does one become a porn blog?

Like seriously I’d change everything in my life to have sexy female fans that send me dirty messages and submissions to feature....

#Idtreatyoulikeaprincess #wherethedirtygirlsat #singleguyproblems

Everyday they fly the nine worlds, brining back news to the All-father. Deeds of men, deeds of giants, deeds of the dead. They seek, retrieve, and gift Odin with this knowledge so that he may know when Ragnarok is upon him. Their names are Huginn and Muninn, Thought of the present and Memory of the past. Messengers of Odin. #norsetattoo #heathen #ravens #odin #holdtheheathenhammerhigh PT.2 Coming soon, With color!

Why does telling certain people about the dark world I live in in side my head make the pain hurt worse? Like I’m supposed to have a black heart made of ice, not be expirencing feels right now. This is so not kvlt.

#blackmetalproblems #everythingisajoketohidethecrippelingdepression #brokenmerchandise #imfuckedup