The COOLEST Skull Horse

Talking horse. Neigh neigh He/it/they

[grims-horse-offical]

Oh yeah, I should prolly make one of these…

*Clears throat* Yo mortals, the name’s Scream (Ik, p cool name, I got it from my favourite person ever <3) I’m the Grim Reaper’s horse (offical) so yeah, I help her collect souls n shit :] Sometimes she lets me eat someone

Strictly a he/it/they, thank you very much. She/her’s a stupid set except when other people use it >:[

Anyways, here’s a list of people I know (will update as I get more friends acquaintances):

-@grim-reaper-offical: My boss, rider & favorite person ever

-@the-first-imp-offical: Best sib ever <3

Tags n shit:

#Horse posting: text posts n what not (reblogs count Idgaf)

The horse goes ooc: OOC posts. Hi it’s the mod :P @vanitythevantropist btw <3

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

Oh hello there….

-🃏

y'know, you leave for a couple months and things happen, quite a sabbatical i had, i tell you. I thought my dead whale ex wife became a living whale ex wife but it was actually just this big ole crab taking her, naturally i ate the crab but oh, you shoulda seen it! he was just this big old meanie, i swear! but anyway, you go- you still there? hello? *taps receiver* awhh what happened darlin'? what happened to us? leaving me at the best part of the story, shucks..

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I believe it is my turn to do this.

@satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @eating-offical @drinking-offical @knights-templar-offical @jehova-offical @official--eve @hells-corprate-offical @the-figure-offical @faa-offical @valentine-cadaver @grims-horse-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @Purgatory-offical @jeff-offical @gayinsanitysquared @sappho-offical

[grims-horse-offical]

YYYEEEEESSSSSSSS

[grim-reaper-offical]

Folks, I've found it. The fabled copypasta that got me banned of r/copypasta, my firstborn, my original creation. "AITAH for cutting off contact with my wife after she unhinged her fucking jaw during sex" do y'all want to read it

[grims-horse-offical]

Well fuckin OBVIOUSLY, SHOW IT

[zalpacka]

Hey are there any imps in the officalverse yet?

I'm asking for. Reasons.

[zalpacka]

@imp-offical

Oh damn fr?

[imp-offical]

There's also other imps too like the-first-imp-offical and imp6492920172660301659303offical (both of which actually existed before me)

[grims-horse-offical]

My brother, yes!! @the-first-imp-offical

[homosexuality-offical]

i need a yes or no for something to do with a gay little crush i may have, and im entrusting the desision with you pretty please

okay but what if I made it a poll

DECIDE VOTERS

Yes

No

unbiased buttom

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

Ima go w @tagging-officals-offical

[tagging-officals-offical]

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @canada-offical @spain-offical @france-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @bisexuality-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @cia-offical @guillotine-offical @sun-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical

[grims-horse-offical]

The council has decided

[homosexuality-offical]

Tag game !! What’s the gayest thing about you?

mine is that I wear eyeliner every day. Without fail.

tags open but to start @grims-horse-offical @satan-offical @snomboii @duality-the-chaos-god @kola-without-the-coke @moofin and those were just who popped up <3

[grims-horse-offical]

My aura

Like everyone can tell😔

[grim-reaper-offical]

Steals your kneecaps

NoooOO give them BACK

[grims-horse-offical]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Puts plastic bouncy balls between your leg bones*

There we go :]

[grim-reaper-offical]

Yaaay!!! This is why I love my family 😊😊😊

[grims-horse-offical]

:DDD

[grim-reaper-offical]

Steals your kneecaps

NoooOO give them BACK

[grims-horse-offical]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*Puts plastic bouncy balls between your leg bones*

There we go :]

[grim-reaper-offical]

we are all your #1 hater

I knew my paranoia was right

[grims-horse-offical]

Yeah but I’m your #1 fan and Imma fight anon

[Yeah but I’m your #1 fan and Imma fight anon]

[grim-reaper-offical]

i've forgotten the fucks. 😔

[grims-horse-offical]

I left all my fucks at home😔

[I left all my fucks at home😔]

[homosexuality-offical]

Get in bitch I'm taking you out to the multiverse McDonald's. Bring anyone. The more the somewhat more merrier

@timeloopoffical

FUCK YEAH @leviathan-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @duality-the-chaos-god @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @grims-horse-offical GET IN LOSERS

[grims-horse-offical]

Oh hell yeah :DDD

[Oh hell yeah :DDD]

[satan-offical]

You're right behind me aren't you

[grims-horse-offical]

No…

[No…]

[satan-offical]

Can I stop holding my horses now their really heavy

[grims-horse-offical]

Yeah uhh can you put me down, please? :/

[Yeah uhh can you put me down, please? :/]

[suicidalwhistleblower]

Just had to set a firm boundary with the floating demon skull :/

[grims-horse-offical]

It was me, I’m the demon skull :/ I just wanted to watch you sleep

[It was me, I’m the demon skull :/ I just wanted to watch you sleep]

[literal-trans-beans]

NEW SEQUEL FUCK YOU ALL

INCORRECTLY SPINNING CUBE

(sourced from @dailycube)

[communist-usa-real]

10k

[literal-trans-beans]

oh shit i take it back

not again

what have i done

[communist-usa-real]

:)

@real-british-empire @walmart-the-official @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially heyyyyy

[cactus-coder-13]

duality if you see this please no

[logan-eo-offical]

again again lets go I summon GRIM AND HER DISCIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical

[grims-horse-offical]

WAIT WHAT HUH

(WAIT WHAT HUH)

[logan-eo-offical]

notes and spread it around the big tumbl

[grims-horse-offical]

Ooohhhhhhh you want me to be a messenger hoorrrssseee! I gotchu, I gotchu!

OFFICALVERSE, ATTACK!!! Uhh I mean- support this post :)

[Ooohhhhhhh you want me to be a messenger hoorrrssseee! I gotchu, I gotchu!]

[OFFICALVERSE, ATTACK!!! Uhh I mean- support this post :)]

[literal-trans-beans]

NEW SEQUEL FUCK YOU ALL

INCORRECTLY SPINNING CUBE

(sourced from @dailycube)

[communist-usa-real]

10k

[literal-trans-beans]

oh shit i take it back

not again

what have i done

[communist-usa-real]

:)

@real-british-empire @walmart-the-official @non-tyrannical-usa @maryland-officially heyyyyy

[cactus-coder-13]

duality if you see this please no

[logan-eo-offical]

again again lets go I summon GRIM AND HER DISCIPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical

[grims-horse-offical]

WAIT WHAT HUH

(WAIT WHAT HUH)

[grim-reaper-offical]

blehhhhhh

[grims-horse-offical]

Yeah

[Yeah]