zodiac signs as john egbert sass
Aries: it is like your shitty shipping grid is coming true before our very eyes. haha, remember when you made that ugly thing?
Taurus: man, i sure hope terezi didn’t send me on a time travel quest just to fix her fucking boyfriend problems.
Gemini: a windy thing is obviously a bunch of damn wind blowing around!
Cancer: i think you were um, “black flirting” with me or something, but in backwards order, and while constantly yelling.
Leo: anyway, the plan is going perfectly so far. ;) (i just winked.)
Virgo: how do you know about jegus? do you even know what that is?
Libra: just between you, me, unconscious vriska, and that dumb clown there, this adventure has been one huge mess.
Scorpio: humans just don’t really have much use for slime, i guess. honestly, i can’t think of a single practical use for slime, other than to be gross!
Sagittarius: oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat’s shipping diagram!
Capricorn: are you ok? hasn’t your house been on fire for like…five hours now?
Aquarius: to be quite honest, it doesn’t sound like your intentions were all that great. wanting to be tyrants and all. maybe you got what you deserved, you stutid fuckass!
Pisces: you’re a genius! i mean, you’re a weirdo! but you’re also a genius!!
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