zodiac signs as john egbert sass
Aries: it is like your shitty shipping grid is coming true before our very eyes.Ā haha, remember when you made that ugly thing?
Taurus:Ā man, i sure hope terezi didnāt send me on a time travel quest just to fix her fucking boyfriend problems.
Gemini: a windy thing is obviously a bunch of damn wind blowing around!
Cancer: i think you were um, āblack flirtingā with me or something, but in backwards order, and while constantly yelling.
Leo:Ā anyway, the plan is going perfectly so far. ;) (i just winked.)
Virgo: how do you know about jegus? do you even know what that is?
Libra:Ā just between you, me, unconscious vriska, and that dumb clown there, this adventure has been one huge mess.
Scorpio: humans just donāt really have much use for slime, i guess.Ā honestly, i canāt think of a single practical use for slime, other than to be gross!
Sagittarius:Ā oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkatās shipping diagram!
Capricorn:Ā are you ok? hasnāt your house been on fire for likeā¦five hours now?
Aquarius:Ā to be quite honest, it doesnāt sound like your intentions were all that great.Ā wanting to be tyrants and all.Ā maybe you got what you deserved, you stutid fuckass!
Pisces:Ā youāre a genius!Ā i mean, youāre a weirdo! but youāre also a genius!!
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