💢 ASH VS. EVIL DEAD SENTENCE PROMPTS !
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ASH VS. EVIL DEAD PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
❝ Sweet musical Jesus, that’s your friend? ❞
❝ Hey, I try not to look at her like that. ❞
❝ She haunts my dreams. Just kidding. She does, though. ❞
❝ Touch me again, and you’re gonna need another wooden hand. ❞
❝ I um, I just… just thought I saw something. ❞
❝ I can’t really, um, trust my eyes these days. ❞
❝ There’s nothin’ wrong with your eyes. ❞
❝ Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw. ❞
❝ You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. ❞
❝ Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. ❞
❝ I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions. ❞
❝ Well, now that you’re back, what’s your big plan? ❞
❝ Well, just try to get everything back to normal. ❞
❝ Normal? Ha. What’s normal? ❞
❝ Evil will walk the Earth! ❞
❝ Wish you could have said somethin’ before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay. ❞
❝ I’ve learned you can always make things more painful. ❞
❝ I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. ❞
❝ Nice, you know I’ve always wanted to talk to you. ❞
❝ Uh, just don’t mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we’re there alone. ❞
❝ If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. ❞
❝ I’m gonna get you pregnant later. ❞
❝ Won’t your sister be jealous of us? ❞
❝ Fuck a flamethrower, this guy’s got girth! ❞
❝ Death, taxes, more death, and I don’t pay taxes. So all I know is death. ❞
❝ Don’t you get it? Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. ❞
❝ Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that’ll feel weird. ❞
❝ No, we are not having this conversation! ❞
❝ I already did that dance, made my life a living hell! ❞
❝ Admit it, you’re not all good either. Be smart, for once. Use me.. ❞
❝ Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book. ❞
❝ Oh, I’ll be polite. Right up until I’m rude. ❞
❝ No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale. ❞
❝ I’m actually a hunter and I’ve never seen a deer explode. ❞
❝ So, can you just do me a solid, please? And just, be polite in there. ❞
❝ Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talking. ❞
❝ Um, I don’t think it’s a very good weapon. ❞
❝ Oh, good. I was startin’ to feel like a real dick. ❞
❝ That was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. ❞
❝ I thought I was dead. ❞
❝ Hi. You used to be dead, right? ❞
❝ Now the three of you will perish together. ❞
❝ Is this what it’s like to be you? ❞
❝ Never killed my boss before, so that was new. ❞
❝ It’s very possible this is connected to the killings from the other night. ❞
❝ Do you know who lived there? ❞
❝ Don’t know his name but he was always a real asshole to me and my wife… ❞
❝ Why are you covered in blood? ❞
❝ Um, we hit a deer on the way up here. ❞
❝ You know you could, uh, take off your gun, put it over there with your chainsaw-limb. ❞
❝ You’d like that, wouldn’t you? ❞
❝ I would rather not to have a gun at dinner. ❞
❝ You left dinner before daddy excused you. ❞
❝ I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. ❞
❝ I’m trying to save all the dads everywhere. And the mommies and the babies. ❞
❝ I’ve gotta duct-tape some big-ass bullet holes before I roll. ❞
❝ Oh man, something seems very wrong here. ❞
❝ We bust in there, we fight through the carnage, we bail with the book. ❞
❝ When it comes to evil, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. ❞
❝ You don’t believe mom’s horseshit story, do ya? ❞
❝ I’m not sorry that I took your book to get you to come up here. ❞
❝ Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.. ❞
❝ I heard ‘em chanting some weird voodoo stuff from inside that crappy trailer. ❞
❝ I’m pretty sure that’s not the only place she had one. ❞
❝ Is this really the best time to be getting baked? ❞
❝ I’m not gonna fight that thing with a clear head! ❞
❝ Enough! I don’t know much about this “Evil Dead” crap. ❞
❝ I have seen things that I’d never thought existed. ❞
❝ You taught me to trust you, you taught me to believe in you, and I do. ❞
❝ So please don’t let me down now. ❞
❝ Uh, I have a feeling it’s the residual effects of being brought back from the dead. ❞
❝ Oh, it’s a gnarly book. It’s the reason behind all this crap. ❞
❝ I promise you this: if you’re still out there somewhere, I’ll bring you home. ❞
❝ I’m so disappointed in you, you’ve gone soft. ❞
❝ A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I’m running from the cops! ❞
❝ Oh my God, this is so much better toasted! ❞
❝ Do you know what evil is? It’s power without fear … without guilt … without pain. ❞
❝ You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!? ❞
❝ I thought I lost you, for real this time. ❞
❝ You will accomplish what none have before. ❞
❝ I know you said that when I got hit I’d know what to do, but I just got hit and I don’t know what to do! ❞
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