You Lazy Floor Banana Motherfucker

NB (she/her pronouns are fine), biromantic asexual, haver of two kitties, wife to the wonderful @alone-to-dance

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[sophiethedemon]

[kindlingonfire]

Should’ve went for the wizard instead

[lassieposting]

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

[iguanamouth]

flat sprite…………………………

[alone-to-dance-deactivated20240]

@queenofthebadgers

[arukou-arukou]

[beesmygod]

Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media

put a sheet over your head so god cant see you

[rylandsgrace]

Wild Blue Yonder + text posts

[animentality]

[bixbiboom]

Oh good, my bisexual crisis has arrived!

[pissditching]

"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly

[daigah]

Nightwing's what reaches what as DC what ☹

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[slightmayhem]

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

[melon-official]

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

[ends-2-beginnings]

Panda @mandyland viz

Homemade Cookies

[osointricate]

The blonde doctor ladies that bossed people around and were experts in their fields and may have had a formative influence on my childhood

[osointricate]

the brunettes with swords in high concept historical fiction movies that i was obsessed with in my youth

[osointricate]

oh shit i forgot the king

[anxietyproblem]

[tempestat-ignis]

like, how dare she look like this? has she no regard for the weak of heart?? i need her to do it again!! 😫