something worth fighting for!

jade harley here! im 20 years old and gosh do i wanna be friends! :D

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covers daves entire bed in squiddles when hes not paying attention

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maybe i would care about her relationship with doctor motorcycle at all if doctor motorcycle had a personality in any way at all

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i feel like operating on your own girlfriend is a conflict of interest???? 

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if you took a really cute puppy and dressed it as wonderwoman it would be the most important creature in the entire world

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okay but are toilet paper commercials that talk explicitly about how clean they make your ass really necessary???? are they REALLY?!?!??!!?

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drunkenvriska replied to your post:what if dave just came home from wherever he goes...

[SI]: Do it.

[GG]: i totally should! its not like i can get him in trouble with the complex he bought the whole building

[GG]: but what kind of dog is the real question

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how do the people on sex sent me to the er get to this point in their lives 

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what if dave just came home from wherever he goes and id gotten a dog 

what if

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my special talents include drinking lots of coffee then immediately napping

[floralls]

(by Hanna Thevik)

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yall can have whatever you want but you gotta cut the bananas yourself i dont have any regular knives just shitty swords

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we need to go shopping your life is like a bad joke about college students

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nah my life is more like the big bang theory without the nerds or seinfeld

my peanut butter sword broke brb

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i cant believe thats a real thing you just said

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jade i am a businessman sometimes you have to buy things other people wont understand to make crazy bank

also kanaya got sent a bunch as a prank so i was like dude give it to me pbj party

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you are an actual insane person are you aware of this???

also…. can i have bananas instead of jelly jelly is kind of gross

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yall can have whatever you want but you gotta cut the bananas yourself i dont have any regular knives just shitty swords

[grinninggnostic]

we need to go shopping your life is like a bad joke about college students

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hey jade wanna pbj

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… yes actually

but i would also like to know why there is peanut butter everywhere in the first place

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jade i am a businessman sometimes you have to buy things other people wont understand to make crazy bank

also kanaya got sent a bunch as a prank so i was like dude give it to me pbj party

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you are an actual insane person are you aware of this???

also.... can i have bananas instead of jelly jelly is kind of gross

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i leave for like an hour and i come home to peanutbutter everywhere???

never live with a strider your life will cease to make any sense

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hey jade wanna pbj

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... yes actually

but i would also like to know why there is peanut butter everywhere in the first place

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i leave for like an hour and i come home to peanutbutter everywhere???

never live with a strider your life will cease to make any sense

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current desires

hugs

chinese food 

ear scratches probably

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lays on floor

makes sleepy noises

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sits on your back

clips my toenails

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dave no

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