nah my life is more like the big bang theory without the nerds or seinfeld
my peanut butter sword broke brb
i cant believe thats a real thing you just said
wait nvm i can just use this one because half a sword is still a good pbk
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@ticktockgodtiersock
nah my life is more like the big bang theory without the nerds or seinfeld
my peanut butter sword broke brb
i cant believe thats a real thing you just said
wait nvm i can just use this one because half a sword is still a good pbk
yall can have whatever you want but you gotta cut the bananas yourself i dont have any regular knives just shitty swords
we need to go shopping your life is like a bad joke about college students
nah my life is more like the big bang theory without the nerds or seinfeld
my peanut butter sword broke brb
jade i am a businessman sometimes you have to buy things other people wont understand to make crazy bank
also kanaya got sent a bunch as a prank so i was like dude give it to me pbj party
you are an actual insane person are you aware of this???
also…. can i have bananas instead of jelly jelly is kind of gross
yall can have whatever you want but you gotta cut the bananas yourself i dont have any regular knives just shitty swords
hey jade wanna pbj
… yes actually
but i would also like to know why there is peanut butter everywhere in the first place
jade i am a businessman sometimes you have to buy things other people wont understand to make crazy bank
also kanaya got sent a bunch as a prank so i was like dude give it to me pbj party
i leave for like an hour and i come home to peanutbutter everywhere???
never live with a strider your life will cease to make any sense
hey jade wanna pbj
i have recently come into ownership of a fuckton of peanut butter pbjs for everyone i got strawberry and rasperry
can i have both
yup one half and half you want it cut up and down or diagonally
cool ill go make one for you
i have recently come into ownership of a fuckton of peanut butter pbjs for everyone i got strawberry and rasperry
Thank You I Will Send Over The Cases Shortly
Or As Shortly As I Can Given How Heavy They Are
> Send all the peanut butter over.
sweet thx
Its Fine
You Will Be Doing Me A Favor By Taking This Peanut Butter Off My Hands
aight cool i dunno if you have my coords so
turntechGodhead sent file texastownapartment.jpeg
You Do Not Have To Send Me Anything In Return
The Peanut Butter Was Free In The First Place
And A Friend Set Me Up With A Lifetime Supply Of Blood Donations From A Local Blood Bank
you sure it sounds like a lot of pb you should probably get something out of it spin good things out of bad stuff you know
That Would Be Torturous For Me
All That Peanut Butter And Jelly Mocking Me And My Inability To Enjoy It
okay forget my awesome ideas just send me the pbj ill send you some cash and doritos
oh hey question i just thought about do you have like special bloodbank privileges for your vamp diet or something because it seems super inconvenient to be all up about drinking blood and stuff without being able to get it at the store
I Would Not Be Able To Enjoy Such A Celebration
Seeing As I Am A Vampire And Cannot Ingest Solid Food Anymore
oh what dude thats lame wait wait i got this
sit on a throne of pbj sipping fancy blood from a wine glass or something meanwhile im in the background setting up sick beats in my pbjdj fort and you judge all the dancers in the dance off winner gets the pbj throne and a mix tape
Ah Of Course An Earth Reference I Would Not Know About Because It Is Outside My Age Demographic
I Can Send You Some Of The Peanut Butter If You Crave It So Enthusiastically But You Do Not Need To Give Me The Details
no kanaya no you gotta have a pbj party get like a bunch of people and a few gallons of aj maybe some oj too please kanaya we have to have a pbj party ill bring the jam do you like strawberry or raspberry better
Er Jesus Lion ?
I Have Been Fine Apart From Dealing With This Unpleasant Peanut Butter Situation
kids book/movie reference
dude give me the peanut butter i can make so many sandwiches with that or use it for sex stuff ten hooker peanut butter gangbang but seriously pbjs lets do this kanaya i got strawberry jelly
ticktockgodtiersock reblogged your post:ticktockgodtiersock reblogged your post:I Am Not…
what if its like a super french latte vanilla mocha triple caffeine with cream pictures on the top thats still coffee
I Was Thinking More Of Like A Rich Cup Of Turkish Coffee
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how you been kanaya
ticktockgodtiersock reblogged your post:I Am Not Boring I Am Sophisticated And High Brow …
like coffee
Coffee Is Not Really The Ideal Comparison
It Is Kind Of A Common Drink
what if its like a super french latte vanilla mocha triple caffeine with cream pictures on the top thats still coffee