How Doth the Big Crocodile

Lark | Saltwater Crocodile [OC. NSFW. Sideblog.] [This blog is run as if the OC is running it.]

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remembered i had some gay shit saved in my drafts but it's only fer my eyes

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don't make me bite and thrash

[autokrates]

Your death rolls don't scare me, boy. Are you hungry, you usually start acting silly for attention so I'll feed you.

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well if yer offerin. what's for dinner

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don't make me bite and thrash

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Every time I open this website it's a coin flip on if someone is going to be doing some blood pressure raising behaviors on my dashboard. And then I decide it's not my problem and move on.

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i got 0

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0 survival instincts? I don't think that's true. I think you're just saying whatever to be funny.

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[autokrates]

Every time I open this website it's a coin flip on if someone is going to be doing some blood pressure raising behaviors on my dashboard. And then I decide it's not my problem and move on.

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i got 0

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Say what you want about air breathers but they really popped off with bedding. I don't care how nice it feels to sleep underwater, being able to crawl into bed and get squished under a bunch of blankets is peak.

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heated blanket

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ain't that just reptiles

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You'd think, but no. It's so much worse.

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fish likes the reptiles

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Nothing is as humiliating as being reminded that you have a type.

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ain't that just reptiles

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

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also the algae has come back with abundance on my ass

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or is it moss...i dont fuckin know

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also the algae has come back with abundance on my ass

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update is pretty wild. got some jury rigged mines around my home and blew up a whale on accident. in other news im eatin real good and so is the surroundin wildlife

even rover got a chunk for him and his chick

[autokrates]

I think some of you people need to remember that blogs are public and some things should be inside thoughts or in the dms.

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i jacked my meat so hard

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In other news, the sun came up.

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eclipsed by

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my croc juice was all over

[autokrates]

I think some of you people need to remember that blogs are public and some things should be inside thoughts or in the dms.

[grinningjaws]

i jacked my meat so hard