Welcome to GrizzCo

What are you doing? Get back to work! Indie RP/Ask blog for Mr. Grizz from Splatoon 2/3

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There’s nothing I can do about the giant rock on the basket stand, stop asking

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If I see you wearing shoes in my helicopter I will simply lean so that you fall out

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For Squidmas this year, we decided to adopt two new members into the family: Boulder and Rocky. They are our new pet rocks, and they’re great. Quiet, very well behaved, already trained on all fronts (even potty training). They primarily belong to my children, but I’m thinking about adopting a third for myself. I’m not sure what I’d name the little fella though.

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Good news! I finally found a lawyer worthy of representing Grizzco.

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(via deapoirierbooks)

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I love Halloween. It’s the one time of the year that nobody questions all the blood.

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I’m 58 though????

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[gloopycore]

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I am very active in my daughter’s ink battle team. I always pack non-government tainted food and buy her the best weapons and gear she wants, and I ALWAYS find the tallest tree with sturdy branches to watch her games through high powered binoculars because I’ve been still banned from school ink battle grounds for the whole thing with the cookies and smoke grenades.

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Those who eat taco shells cooked cannot be trusted.

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Petition to release more foil-based weapons to prevent more destruction the day the government activates the special chip inside of each and every turf war weapon that allows them complete control.

THIS is why I only use MY OWN SPECIAL WEAPONS that you kids SHOULD NOT TOUCH.

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Team Fork won because it sounds dangerously close to Team Fuck.

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Team Knife 🔪

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Plus side: I managed to win both of my girls all the prizes they wanted, and they had fun. That’s what matters most.

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I have been informed by my oldest that I did not fight a mascot, but a jellyfish.

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I took my kids to Wahoo World. I almost got banned for fighting one of the mascots.