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[just-shower-thoughts]

Car guys are the gender equivalent to horse girls

[grncookie-blog]

I don't see the connection

[grncookie-blog]

NEXT POPULAR MEME FORMAT GET IT HERE FOLKS

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[girlschasinggirls]

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[prokopetz]

Obscure trolling techniques #137:

1. Publish a puzzle-platformer game with lots of complicated movement tech.

2. Include an optional boss whose location is clearly visible, but is - as far as you know - impossible to reach.

3. Watch the player community break the game wide open and figure out how to get there anyway.

4. Wait for a consensus to emerge concerning which of the ways to reach the boss must have been intended by the developer.

5. Patch it out.

6. Repeat steps 3-5 until you get bored.

[onethyfox]

mark, ethan, and jack

AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, MARK IS NOT SHORT AND DOES NOT DESERVE ALL THOSE SHORT JOKES/INSULTS. THEY ALL CLEARLY BELONG TO ETHAN.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[therealjacksepticeye]

Mark’s wearing shoes that elevate him

[markiplier]

Nuh uh! As you can see all our shoulders are roughly the same height. It’s my fucknormous head that gives me the advantage!

[grncookie-blog]

it's Mark's thick neck

[grncookie-blog]

The most powerful being of all time

[just-shower-thoughts]

Barbed wire is one of the few things that get better if they are rusty.

[haiku-robot]

barbed wire is one of the few things that get better if they are rusty

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[grncookie-blog]

Haikubot no

[just-shower-thoughts]

The naming of Courage from “Courage the Cowardly Dog” is not ironic. Even though he was scared, he always did what he had to in order to save the people he loved.

[jpjune1193-deactivated20200822]

And it’s ironic because he was scared shitless while he was doing it.

[grncookie-blog]

Courage is being scared of something and facing it anyway. So by definition alone, his name is not ironic.

[tofuubear]

Futa, Nude, Fetish and Cum versions are available! 8)

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[grncookie-blog]

this is actually adorable

[scoobydoomistakes]

[grncookie-blog]

I warned you about stairs bro! I told you dog!

[futurasoul-deactivated20200618]

Hello ladies and gentlemen and other zonelings~! I secretly like Zone-Tan from Zone Toons

[grncookie-blog]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Atoms are just irl pixels

[just-shower-responses]

but what are atoms made of

[grncookie-blog]

subatomic particles

[ms-pigtails-deactivated20200927]

I had to reupload it because I kinda messed up original post. but here you have it! Jojos interacting with their genderbends!

[grncookie-blog]

Valentine gave Johnny PTSD

[grncookie-blog]

Always remember that Miyazaki made it possible to have 623 AR at SL26

[grncookie-blog]

Just a reminder that enough pleasure can cause the tongue to go limp, making ahegao actually a realistic thing

don't ask how I found this out

[grncookie-blog]

Revolver Ocelot

[grncookie-blog]

Revolver Oceiros

[grncookie-blog]

When you're a guy but your thighs could make a better lap pillow than this