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@grodyguardian

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| So I send my lower blood buddies to go chill out in a park, because one of them's fucking chucked and the other is wigging the fuck out, and when the FIRST STOPS being chucked SHE'LL be WIGGING THE FUCK OUT

| And theyre basically moirails kind of? theyre something, some kind of something, so they'll probably be able to like fucking help eachother calm down, yeah?

| And I'm talking to this NASTY bitch teal with my seadweller friend and like I have this fucking towel and icepack on my face, and this bitch is not having ANY of my shit, she's clearly already FUCKING decided EXACTLY what I thought she would.

| And I'm still fucking focusing on keeping my girlie numb so she doesn't have the WORST FUCKING MIGRAINE EVER, BECAUSE THAT'S BARELY GOTTEN BETTER.

| And like HALF way through the fucking!!! Goddamned!!! Exchange, shes done taking Atchies statement, and she looks at me and fucking takes my name.

| AND SHE FUCKING LAUGHS WHEN SHE HEARS MY ANCESTRAL NAME.

| BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SHE WOULD.

| HE'S FUCKING FAMOUS, AND BEING TRIED FOR SERIOUS CULLEE ABUSE

| AND SHE'S FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME

| AND LIKE I KNOW THAT I'M REAL FUCKING SMALL COMPARED TO HIM, AND I BARELY WEAR ANY FACEPAINT COMPARED TO THAT PIECE OF SHIT'S TATTOOED ON PAINT.

| BUT SHE KEEPS THIS FUCKING SMIRK ON THE ENTIRE TIME SHE'S FUCKING TALKING TO ME.

| LIKE SHE'S JUST IMAGINING ALL THE SHIT THAT HAVING A FUCKING FAMOUS FASCIST'S LAST NAMES PUT MY SLUR ASS THROUGH.

| And like I KNOW I'm fucking twiggy, Okay? I KNOW he's built like a fucking LITERAL BEAR, and like this FUCKING BITCH KEEPS SNICKERING.

| ----- so like i feel her migraine going away an i fuckin release her from the shit, finally.

| god fuck where did I leave off?

} How did you Fuck it? {

| well for One i CULLED MY FUCKING FRIENDS

| like they Did Not Want To Be Culled Man

| like okay okay so one of them fucking— I guess they're my cullees now— like fucking——— OKAY FUCK

| you know that shit that happened a fucking while ag— FUCK

| HOW DO I EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN

| GOD FUCK

| okay so like.

| two friends, real cool people, real fucking cullable.

| ones a SUPER obvious mutant whose mutation causes her a ton of pain all the time and whose lusus neglects her super fucking bad

| the other is a semiprotected caste with like idk Something wrong with her that makes her just super fucking tired all the time. like shes not Weak she just cant do Anything for very long without it Taking It Out of her for like Nights at a time.

| and i like an idiot took them out to fucking lunch with a mutual highblood friend who was on the same page.

| and like AN IDIOT i assumed this would PREVENT a scene and not MAKE IT WAY WORSE WHEN IT INEVITABLY BECAME A SCENE

| okay Okay Okay, like girlies it became a scene

| and like it Sucked. Okay. Bigtime Style. Mega Super Awful Sucked.

| Like okay okay so I was PLANNING to like get them to like see how beneficial it would be for their lives

| cause oh my spirals girlies, my jadebestie is fuuuuucked.

| like okay since i culled them shes had clean hair for maybe The First time Ever.

| Like thats Exaggerating but like GIRL NO ITS NOTTTT

| and like i wasn't gonna cull them till they agreed you know??????

| but then my cusp blood girlie fucking THREW A GLASS AT ME.

| And like Everyone in the fucking pizza joint is Staring at us, and I can't see shit cause the fucking blood in my goddamned eyeballs, and like I know this looks like some fucking lowblood with anger issues just fucking assaulted a purple and I fuckin panic, cause if law enforcement SEES my girl she is getting culled IMMEDIATELY.

| And I don't know if you've looked at the news lately? but like There are some BAD Cullers out there chief.

| Cause tbh??? she IS a lowblood with anger issues!!! and like i dont think she should be culled for that, but like a fucking cop isnt gonna agree with me on that!!!

| So like im in this fuckin' pizza joint with ice, water, glass, and blood in my fuckin' eyes, girlies.

| And I'm freaking out, and my girls freaking out, and my buddys freaking out, and my jadebesties freaking put in the super quiet way, and all these nosey bitches are staring at us, and I'm about to fuckin lose my besties if I don't get the situation under control like YESTERDAY.

| So I fucking use chucklemagjyks?

| And like I don't do that fucking lightly??? I dont like— I'm not fucking proud I even KNOW how to DO that shit, but momma isn't gonna raise a highblood who can't do that shit, so I do!

| And I make her apologize and sit back down then fuckin' stop doing that shit

| and the magic fuckin TRIGGERS HER FUCKING MIGRAINES.

| SO SHE FUCKING YELLS? CAUSE IT HURTS! SO I FUCKING GRAB HER AGAIN. SO SHE WON'T FEEL IT.

| AND LIKE TRY TO FUCKING CONTROL THE SCENE. And my Jade girlie is fucking Bugging Out frozen like a fucking deer in headlights, and my moirail is Staring at me like I just pulled a Clown out of my ass

| CAUSE I KINDA DID, QUEEN??? ID NEVER DONE CHUCKLE SHIT ROUND THEM BEFORE.

| So im in the Bathroom and fucking cleaning my face, picking Glass out of it, and the staff are like Hey you gotta go fucking talk to the COPS

| BECAUSE OF COURSE THEYRE HERE.

| SO I HAVE TO TALK TO THE COPS.

| WHILE IM CONCENTRATING ON KEEPING MY HOMEGIRL NUMB UNTIL HER MIGRAINE PASSES

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~} Jegus christ {~

~} Keep talking i Am so invested {~

| DO I FUCKING HAVE TO???????????????????????????????????

| I MEAN I FUCKING WILL BUT DO I HAVE TO??????????????

} How did you Fuck it? {

| well for One i CULLED MY FUCKING FRIENDS

| like they Did Not Want To Be Culled Man

| like okay okay so one of them fucking— I guess they're my cullees now— like fucking——— OKAY FUCK

| you know that shit that happened a fucking while ag— FUCK

| HOW DO I EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN

| GOD FUCK

| okay so like.

| two friends, real cool people, real fucking cullable.

| ones a SUPER obvious mutant whose mutation causes her a ton of pain all the time and whose lusus neglects her super fucking bad

| the other is a semiprotected caste with like idk Something wrong with her that makes her just super fucking tired all the time. like shes not Weak she just cant do Anything for very long without it Taking It Out of her for like Nights at a time.

| and i like an idiot took them out to fucking lunch with a mutual highblood friend who was on the same page.

| and like AN IDIOT i assumed this would PREVENT a scene and not MAKE IT WAY WORSE WHEN IT INEVITABLY BECAME A SCENE

| okay Okay Okay, like girlies it became a scene

| and like it Sucked. Okay. Bigtime Style. Mega Super Awful Sucked.

| Like okay okay so I was PLANNING to like get them to like see how beneficial it would be for their lives

| cause oh my spirals girlies, my jadebestie is fuuuuucked.

| like okay since i culled them shes had clean hair for maybe The First time Ever.

| Like thats Exaggerating but like GIRL NO ITS NOTTTT

| and like i wasn't gonna cull them till they agreed you know??????

| but then my cusp blood girlie fucking THREW A GLASS AT ME.

| And like Everyone in the fucking pizza joint is Staring at us, and I can't see shit cause the fucking blood in my goddamned eyeballs, and like I know this looks like some fucking lowblood with anger issues just fucking assaulted a purple and I fuckin panic, cause if law enforcement SEES my girl she is getting culled IMMEDIATELY.

| And I don't know if you've looked at the news lately? but like There are some BAD Cullers out there chief.

| Cause tbh??? she IS a lowblood with anger issues!!! and like i dont think she should be culled for that, but like a fucking cop isnt gonna agree with me on that!!!

| So like im in this fuckin' pizza joint with ice, water, glass, and blood in my fuckin' eyes, girlies.

| And I'm freaking out, and my girls freaking out, and my buddys freaking out, and my jadebesties freaking put in the super quiet way, and all these nosey bitches are staring at us, and I'm about to fuckin lose my besties if I don't get the situation under control like YESTERDAY.

| So I fucking use chucklemagjyks?

| And like I don't do that fucking lightly??? I dont like— I'm not fucking proud I even KNOW how to DO that shit, but momma isn't gonna raise a highblood who can't do that shit, so I do!

| And I make her apologize and sit back down then fuckin' stop doing that shit

| and the magic fuckin TRIGGERS HER FUCKING MIGRAINES.

| SO SHE FUCKING YELLS? CAUSE IT HURTS! SO I FUCKING GRAB HER AGAIN. SO SHE WON'T FEEL IT.

| AND LIKE TRY TO FUCKING CONTROL THE SCENE. And my Jade girlie is fucking Bugging Out frozen like a fucking deer in headlights, and my moirail is Staring at me like I just pulled a Clown out of my ass

| CAUSE I KINDA DID, QUEEN??? ID NEVER DONE CHUCKLE SHIT ROUND THEM BEFORE.

| So im in the Bathroom and fucking cleaning my face, picking Glass out of it, and the staff are like Hey you gotta go fucking talk to the COPS

| BECAUSE OF COURSE THEYRE HERE.

| SO I HAVE TO TALK TO THE COPS.

| WHILE IM CONCENTRATING ON KEEPING MY HOMEGIRL NUMB UNTIL HER MIGRAINE PASSES

} How did you Fuck it? {

| well for One i CULLED MY FUCKING FRIENDS

| like they Did Not Want To Be Culled Man

| like okay okay so one of them fucking— I guess they're my cullees now— like fucking——— OKAY FUCK

| you know that shit that happened a fucking while ag— FUCK

| HOW DO I EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN

| GOD FUCK

| okay so like.

| two friends, real cool people, real fucking cullable.

| ones a SUPER obvious mutant whose mutation causes her a ton of pain all the time and whose lusus neglects her super fucking bad

| the other is a semiprotected caste with like idk Something wrong with her that makes her just super fucking tired all the time. like shes not Weak she just cant do Anything for very long without it Taking It Out of her for like Nights at a time.

| and i like an idiot took them out to fucking lunch with a mutual highblood friend who was on the same page.

| and like AN IDIOT i assumed this would PREVENT a scene and not MAKE IT WAY WORSE WHEN IT INEVITABLY BECAME A SCENE

| okay Okay Okay, like girlies it became a scene

| and like it Sucked. Okay. Bigtime Style. Mega Super Awful Sucked.

| Like okay okay so I was PLANNING to like get them to like see how beneficial it would be for their lives

| cause oh my spirals girlies, my jadebestie is fuuuuucked.

| like okay since i culled them shes had clean hair for maybe The First time Ever.

| Like thats Exaggerating but like GIRL NO ITS NOTTTT

| and like i wasn't gonna cull them till they agreed you know??????

| but then my cusp blood girlie fucking THREW A GLASS AT ME.

| And like Everyone in the fucking pizza joint is Staring at us, and I can't see shit cause the fucking blood in my goddamned eyeballs, and like I know this looks like some fucking lowblood with anger issues just fucking assaulted a purple and I fuckin panic, cause if law enforcement SEES my girl she is getting culled IMMEDIATELY.

| And I don't know if you've looked at the news lately? but like There are some BAD Cullers out there chief.

| Cause tbh??? she IS a lowblood with anger issues!!! and like i dont think she should be culled for that, but like a fucking cop isnt gonna agree with me on that!!!

OHH sorry some ppl on here use cullD 2 mean killD its weird

| man what in the straight up fuck???

cullD as in killD or cullD as in adoptD

| bro what in the fresh hell do you mean culled as in killed

| culled as in culled? like they Live in my Hive now?

| Like I am literally building a second Hive on my Property so they Don't have to be around me 100% of the time?

| I LITERALLY WOULD LOVE IT IF MY ANCESTOR DIED LIKE RIGHT NOW AND WAS NEVER SOCIALLY RELEVANT AGAIN.

| LIFE COULD BE A FUCKING DREAM

} How did you Fuck it? {

| well for One i CULLED MY FUCKING FRIENDS

| like they Did Not Want To Be Culled Man

| like okay okay so one of them fucking— I guess they're my cullees now— like fucking——— OKAY FUCK

| you know that shit that happened a fucking while ag— FUCK

| HOW DO I EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN

| GOD FUCK

| okay so like.

| two friends, real cool people, real fucking cullable.

| ones a SUPER obvious mutant whose mutation causes her a ton of pain all the time and whose lusus neglects her super fucking bad

| the other is a semiprotected caste with like idk Something wrong with her that makes her just super fucking tired all the time. like shes not Weak she just cant do Anything for very long without it Taking It Out of her for like Nights at a time.

| and i like an idiot took them out to fucking lunch with a mutual highblood friend who was on the same page.

| and like AN IDIOT i assumed this would PREVENT a scene and not MAKE IT WAY WORSE WHEN IT INEVITABLY BECAME A SCENE

} How did you Fuck it? {

| well for One i CULLED MY FUCKING FRIENDS

| like they Did Not Want To Be Culled Man

| like okay okay so one of them fucking— I guess they're my cullees now— like fucking——— OKAY FUCK

| you know that shit that happened a fucking while ag— FUCK

| HOW DO I EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN

| GOD FUCK

aw geez whatd y'do m8

| i FUCKED it man i fucked it up so fucking bad man i FUCKED ITttt

| culler, and i really didn't want to be, not like this anyway.

| i fucked it chat i fucked it up super bad chat

| i fucked it so bad chat its fucked chat its fucked forever chat

| i am literally the stupidest idiot on beforus chat its so bad chat

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