AXANEN

~}Your local friendly Purple{~

[urodele-utopian]

~}Axanen Lemand, He/Him{~

~}Six sweeps of Age{~

~}I'd like to Be friends!{~

~}●w●{~

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[grodyguardian]

} How did you Fuck it? {

| well for One i CULLED MY FUCKING FRIENDS

| like they Did Not Want To Be Culled Man

| like okay okay so one of them fucking— I guess they're my cullees now— like fucking——— OKAY FUCK

| you know that shit that happened a fucking while ag— FUCK

| HOW DO I EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT MAN

| GOD FUCK

[grodyguardian]

| okay so like.

| two friends, real cool people, real fucking cullable.

| ones a SUPER obvious mutant whose mutation causes her a ton of pain all the time and whose lusus neglects her super fucking bad

| the other is a semiprotected caste with like idk Something wrong with her that makes her just super fucking tired all the time. like shes not Weak she just cant do Anything for very long without it Taking It Out of her for like Nights at a time.

| and i like an idiot took them out to fucking lunch with a mutual highblood friend who was on the same page.

| and like AN IDIOT i assumed this would PREVENT a scene and not MAKE IT WAY WORSE WHEN IT INEVITABLY BECAME A SCENE

[grodyguardian]

| okay Okay Okay, like girlies it became a scene

| and like it Sucked. Okay. Bigtime Style. Mega Super Awful Sucked.

| Like okay okay so I was PLANNING to like get them to like see how beneficial it would be for their lives

| cause oh my spirals girlies, my jadebestie is fuuuuucked.

| like okay since i culled them shes had clean hair for maybe The First time Ever.

| Like thats Exaggerating but like GIRL NO ITS NOTTTT

| and like i wasn't gonna cull them till they agreed you know??????

| but then my cusp blood girlie fucking THREW A GLASS AT ME.

| And like Everyone in the fucking pizza joint is Staring at us, and I can't see shit cause the fucking blood in my goddamned eyeballs, and like I know this looks like some fucking lowblood with anger issues just fucking assaulted a purple and I fuckin panic, cause if law enforcement SEES my girl she is getting culled IMMEDIATELY.

| And I don't know if you've looked at the news lately? but like There are some BAD Cullers out there chief.

| Cause tbh??? she IS a lowblood with anger issues!!! and like i dont think she should be culled for that, but like a fucking cop isnt gonna agree with me on that!!!

[grodyguardian]

| So like im in this fuckin' pizza joint with ice, water, glass, and blood in my fuckin' eyes, girlies.

| And I'm freaking out, and my girls freaking out, and my buddys freaking out, and my jadebesties freaking put in the super quiet way, and all these nosey bitches are staring at us, and I'm about to fuckin lose my besties if I don't get the situation under control like YESTERDAY.

| So I fucking use chucklemagjyks?

| And like I don't do that fucking lightly??? I dont like— I'm not fucking proud I even KNOW how to DO that shit, but momma isn't gonna raise a highblood who can't do that shit, so I do!

| And I make her apologize and sit back down then fuckin' stop doing that shit

| and the magic fuckin TRIGGERS HER FUCKING MIGRAINES.

| SO SHE FUCKING YELLS? CAUSE IT HURTS! SO I FUCKING GRAB HER AGAIN. SO SHE WON'T FEEL IT.

| AND LIKE TRY TO FUCKING CONTROL THE SCENE. And my Jade girlie is fucking Bugging Out frozen like a fucking deer in headlights, and my moirail is Staring at me like I just pulled a Clown out of my ass

| CAUSE I KINDA DID, QUEEN??? ID NEVER DONE CHUCKLE SHIT ROUND THEM BEFORE.

| So im in the Bathroom and fucking cleaning my face, picking Glass out of it, and the staff are like Hey you gotta go fucking talk to the COPS

| BECAUSE OF COURSE THEYRE HERE.

| SO I HAVE TO TALK TO THE COPS.

| WHILE IM CONCENTRATING ON KEEPING MY HOMEGIRL NUMB UNTIL HER MIGRAINE PASSES

[urodele-utopian]

~} Jegus christ {~

~} Keep talking i Am so invested {~

[serviceablecharismatic]

~}Oh my i Hope youre quite Alright. waking up After such a Long nap has Got to be Disorienting!{~

☆ it definitely is very disorienting. ive been fre☆kked out over it for the p☆st d☆y, ☆nd i dont even kknow who i c☆n t☆lkk to ☆bout it. ☆

[urodele-utopian]

~}Do you have Any idea why It might have Happened?{~

~}In one of Your posts you Mentioned an arachnid, I believe?{~

[serviceablecharismatic]

☆ ye☆h, spider wild. i dont kknow why she h☆r☆sses me. i re☆lly dont. but i thinkk she w☆s the one to do this to me. she's some type of supern☆tur☆l, so she definitely h☆s the power to do something likke this. ☆nd i kknow ive s☆id this ☆ thous☆nd times ☆lre☆dy, but i re☆lly do not kknow wh☆t i c☆n or should do. im terrified. ☆

[urodele-utopian]

~}I think your Best bet would Be to try And relax before Making any decisions!{~

~}Reacquaint yourself with The world around You. take stock Of what's changed And what hasn't. Everything will be okay!{~

~}ouo{~

[serviceablecharismatic]

~}Oh my i Hope youre quite Alright. waking up After such a Long nap has Got to be Disorienting!{~

☆ it definitely is very disorienting. ive been fre☆kked out over it for the p☆st d☆y, ☆nd i dont even kknow who i c☆n t☆lkk to ☆bout it. ☆

[urodele-utopian]

~}Do you have Any idea why It might have Happened?{~

~}In one of Your posts you Mentioned an arachnid, I believe?{~

[urodele-utopian]

~}What the fuck Is baked beanis{~

[canonscrapbook]

~}How do you Know the meteors Slowing down isnt Just a coincidence?{~

okay + why does everyone + + think it isnt + working + am I not explaining + + it clear enough +

[urodele-utopian]

~}I dont mean To offend you But the evidence Is very shaky{~

~}You make the Sky happy? how? Skies generally do Not have feelings!{~

~}o_o{~