WWCMD?

Shape and colour of Hellman's Olive Oil Mayonaise

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A Little Thursday Motivation

Don’t let the little things in life get you down, keep your head high and your white blood cell count higher

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Jerry Seinfeld

I have no quams regarding you or your comedy I just think we should respect each other and not enter each others turfs.

P.S. - nice mcdonalds hairline you butt

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A Conversation I've Had at Work as a Lifeguard

Me: yes sir you can procede down the slide

Him: ok thanks **slides down slide

Me: (to next person in line) ok you can get ready to go

[lightningmcqueenlookalike]

If you still say "pupper" and "doggo" just know god's love has limits. Also, you probably smell and look like you live underground. 😎

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god’s love has no limits you bum

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Marcus

Fuck you marcus.

I don’t know anyone named marcus but if someone by the name of marcus happens to see this...fuck you.

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In Regards to Quarantine

I have become horny beyond belief! I need help

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My Title

I have found that ever since I started this account people have asked me what does WWCMD mean? I am a member of the following of Cody Maverick (CM) of the film Surf's Up, the views of Cody Maverick exemplify my goals in life of always riding MY wave not the waves created by others. If you leave with anything from my weblog it is that you need to catch your wave and rid it to your future. Even if that means you need to find your own Big Z to help you along the way. 

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Bonjourno

I am a newly divorced Dad looking for love and support for me, my dog and my three children.