Groovy Santa

I am not this dumb in real life, I swear. ✝️

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

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If Ke$ha was British would she be called Ke£ha?

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If she was European would she be K€sha?

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And they named like, the worst fucking airport after him lol

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A tumblr themed restaurant called Swerf and Terf

[orteil42]

between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended

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I’m watching My 600lb Life and Dr Now just told some guy, “You get the gold medal of not losing any weight.” 😂 😂

[rexalogy]

Every Taylor Swift song

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Some of y’all seriously need to get off the internet. (I’m referring to the tags on this person’s post…)

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I saw a bumper sticker today that said:

Chicken pot pie

My three favorite things

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I was watching that 600lb life show and the girl’s mom was like, “Dem titties weigh 150lbs each!” While some very solemn, dramatic music is playing in the background. Lol.

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Are there really psychopaths out there who scoop a scoop out of a pint of ice cream and put it in a bowl?

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Chopped be like: “I couldn’t taste the clams in your cinnamon cake. Also the sour patch kids really overpowered your pig spleen. So I’m sorry but we have to chop you. :(”

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Mystical body of Christ

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Mystical body of Christ

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Suicide bombing at Sbarro? I mean I know their pizza is bad but come on.

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לחזור הביתה אחרי טיול זה הדבר הכי מבאס שיש.

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Yo what if that Black Mirror episode Joan is Awful was actually written by AI? Like they fed the computer every BM script and said “write us a Black Mirror episode.”

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