Heir of Light

John Lalonde RP Blog for Hemobent.

[gelogenicgoofball-deactivated20]

GG: why do you want a separate post so badly

GG: youre like the only one who responded

GG: deal w/ it you twat you already responded to this post so neeeh

GG: i’m not gonna go back and delete everything and then make a seperate post for everyone just because you have a problem with it you dweeb :P

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: fine, fine then.

GT: i'll DEAL with it. >:(

GT: but anyway, since i'm talking to you and all, i guess now is just as good a time as ever to go ask you what i've been meaning to for a while now.

GT: do you have the game yet?

[gelogenicgoofball-deactivated20]

GG: oh please john

GG: dont be so sensitive

GG: its only a welcome post!! 

GG: besides i talk to you all the time and its nothing special

GG: ive never met these other people before!

GG: so suck it up lalonde

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: ha! by your crummy logic each and every single one of them should get a separate welcome post since it's ~*special*~ thus making me gain my own separate post by that process of elimination.

GT: i will not suck anything up until my pride is shattered, miss egbert.

GT: which is neeeeeeveeeeer!

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grotesquetheorizer

GG: hello friends welcome to my crib

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: wow, gee thanks jade!

GT: i didn't know you'd just push your good ol' pal under the bus with a bunch of people for a greeting. i feel SO loved.

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Way to seem so blunt atrout it.. Whale. Its true in some since I guess.

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: well, look at it this way.

GT: if everyone just avoided the main topic and subtly said everything, wouldn't it get tiring after a while?

GT: honestly, i'd call them out on everything they said like it was bullshit!

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: well, i DID say that it doesn’t happen all the time. it’s just how we’ve personally been led to believe. you can go take it up with corporate moneybags if you really want to, i guess.

GT: but whatever, i guess sorry to offend you? i’m not really sure how to respond.

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Gees your race of people are weird. How could they put people on scale because of gender? Whale.. Then again its the same with our kind and blood..

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: the simple answer to that is elementary, my dear nepeta!

GT: basically all you need to know is everyone's a dick who has prejudice.

GT: the end!

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Uh. No. That is not how anyfin works, john! I dont think gender matters at all! I take a lot of offence in just hearing that, how could anyone think that??

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: well, i DID say that it doesn't happen all the time. it's just how we've personally been led to believe. you can go take it up with corporate moneybags if you really want to, i guess.

GT: but whatever, i guess sorry to offend you? i'm not really sure how to respond.

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: that sounds more like a prince, if you ask me.

GT: do you guys not have the same gender rules as us or something?

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Gender rules…? What do mew mean? 

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: well, guys are pretty much stronger and more powerful and typically have a lot more say in like important shit!

GT: then girls are usually just on the side being romantic, bubbly, smart, or just plain useless and weaker. or being pretty depending on who you ask.

GT: i mean, that doesn't happen all the time but that's typically how it goes?

GT: aw man i sound like a jackass haha.

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: …i don’t get it.

GT: trolls are weird and i won’t understand them, i guess. but uh, then what do you view a princess to be if not a damsel in distress?

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< As the heiress im suppose to rule our kind one day. Be the most powerful I think… Im still not completely shore!

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: that sounds more like a prince, if you ask me.

GT: do you guys not have the same gender rules as us or something?

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Yes Im a troll... Not a mountain troll. But a troll.  AC: 3:3< Im not shore what blood color you would be! Hmm...  AC: 3:3< And uhm... Whale I think we have two difurent views on princesses. I do not get furced married.. Whatefur that is. 

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: ...i don't get it.

GT: trolls are weird and i won't understand them, i guess. but uh, then what do you view a princess to be if not a damsel in distress?

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< I suppose you could say that... But im more like a princess you could say. And yes! All trolls have a difurent blood color. The lowest being A dark shade of red. The highest being fuschia!

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: woah you're saying you're a troll?

GT: like wow you don't act like an internet troll so does that make you like one of those furry mountain trolls?

GT: anyway wow so if i was part of your weird species thingy i'd be pretty high up if it's like a rainbow? that's cool!

GT: but uh since you're a princess are you like the kind from a fairy tale where you get kidnapped and saved and junk? or one of those that get married forcibly or something or is this a personal question??

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Hmm.. Whale. I suppose you'll find out later in your timeline beclaws if youre talking to me meow there must be a reason! So youll find out in the future? Hehe!

AC: 3:3< OF course I like fish and cats! Heheh! But im also the Heiress, or the highest blood color of our kind you could say! I have a lot of impurrtant duties to attend, but I make time fur my furends!

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: woah wait a sec..

GT: are you telling me that you guys have different blood colors like skittles? wow, that's kind of weird!

GT: so since you're an heiress, are you like, in a monarchy?

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Whale.. Furrist of all. Im not shore how we are talking to you right now! I guess im in a difurent timeline to where we have acess to talk to mew!  AC: 3:3< So I cant answer that Right now! Hehe!

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: what!

GT: well, that's lame. when exactly do i get to know all those answers then, if at all?

GT: uh, i guess more information in general since those questions were hammered down would be nice. all i get from you is that you're into fish and cats or something? or at least like puns. you're kinda feminine too, i got that.

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Oh! Yeah I know Kanaya. Shes a nice purrson I guess, but we dont talk to much! But yeah I guess we are kinda jumbled up time whys.. Heheh! But whale. It happens!

AC: 3:3< So john is there anyfin you would like to ask me?

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: hm man, what to ask...

GT: i guess first off, how do you guys even talk to us from different time periods?

GT: don't you have to be like at the same exact time as us to chat and junk?

GT: and second why do you talk to us and how did you find us? it's weird, i'm not gonna lie.

[arseniccuddlefish]

AC: 3:3< Oh um! Hello john! Im nepeta! Hmm.. Im not purrfectly shore im the right timeline! 

AC: 3:3< But who knows reelly! I could be.. Maybe she asked you to talk to me beclaws I might be talking to you later! 

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: yeah i think i got the right person at the sort of right time. i don't know how she expected me to be able to do anything with that though with no like, awesome time powers.

GT: but yeah, i think nepeta was the name. it's kind of cool, i guess?

GT: hey, do you know of this dude named kanaya? she was kind of weird. she seems to be in the same kind of group as you what with all the time shit.

[grotesquetheorizer]

— grotesqueTheorizer [GT] began trolling arsenicCuddlefish [AC]  —

GT: so uh hi there

GT: this is really weird for me to understand but your future self like told me to talk to you but earlier and im just sort of hoping that i got the right chick at the right time?

GT: does that make sense? cause it doesn't for me.

GT: but assuming you're that cat-fish girl from the past which i assume is near my time, my name's john!

[grievanceanatomy-deactivated201]

GA: No Worries

GA: In Fact I Have Contacted You Before

GA: You Just Havent Seen It Yet

[grotesquetheorizer]

GT: wait what?

GT: hold up a second there, ma'am.

GT: what the fuck does that even mean?

GT: this makes like zero sense! how can you have contacted me before without me knowing? how do you even know that you'd need to introduce yourself to me in this conversation?

GT: unless you're seriously suggesting you do that at every single conversation which is just dumb, no lie.

[grotesquetheorizer]

— grievanceanatomy [GA] began trolling grotesqueTheorizer [GT]  —

GA: Hello John My Name Is Kanaya Nice To meet Your Acquaintance

GT: holy fuck, uh hi.

GT: first question: how the hell do you know my name?

GT: i mean, i'm sure you're a nice person and all but that's kinda creepy.

GT: no offense or anything.