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erin ~ 22 ~ wa

[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[thebootydiaries]

have a seat we need to talk

[exploshun]

[perfectpurples]

[setheverman]

you’ve aww been bwainwashed by the gobewnment OwO

[gordons-moved]

Any hatred for Ayn Rand here secretly stems from misogyny for intellectual women in power lmao no I’m just pulling your dick but that sounded like something someone would say on here didn’t it

[vahanians]

someone: hey are u alright

me: *laying facedown on the floor* yeah why do you ask

[memegod]

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[thebootydiaries]

don’t u ever come near me or my son again

[matvrity]

[tickatocka]

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

[plumgall]

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[brimay]

all of my fellow introverts and old souls, please remember that there is no shame in:

not enjoying parties 

preferring a relaxed conversation to a big social gathering

not drinking or smoking 

thinking a lot 

listening instead of talking

not seeing the point in skipping classes

needing time to yourself

[marbleheadofawoman]

please remember, my fellow extroverts, there is no shame in:

•going ass out •going titties out •getting absolutely wasted •burning books to light your black n milds •screaming into a megaphone to create a world record for most people involved in conversation •throwing the pussy around like tomorrow doesn’t exist •enrolling in 5 classes and never showing up to any of them at all because you’re too busy partying •smoking three cigarettes at the same time while you’re drinking two pbrs at once using a beer hat and playing edward fortyhands simultaneously •never thinking about shit, ever •books is a doorstopper

[pulsatory]

[surreal--memes]

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

Me

[softobjects-deactivated20170109]

[heartbeatemoji]

me and the girls out on the town

[shenis]

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

[ruinedchildhood]