* 𝐚𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 (𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟏) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞 / sentence starters & memes from my favorite movie of all time. potentially some mature content / language, and as always, you’re free to readjust sentences as applicable !
‘ we’re like nobody else i know. ’
‘ i’m a ‘yes’ person, and you’re trying to raise me in a ‘no’ environment. ’
‘ this is a house of lies ! ’
‘ it’s time to tell him the truth. ’
‘ adolescence is a marketing tool. ’
‘ you were rebellious and ungrateful of my love. ’
‘ it’s all about drugs and promiscuous sex. ’
‘ one day, you’ll be cool. ’
‘ jim morrison is a drunken buffoon posing as a poet. ’
‘ you’ll meet them all on their long journey to the middle. ’
‘ you cannot make friends with the rock stars. ’
‘ there is fuckin’ nothing about you that is controversial. ’
‘ be honest and unmerciful. ’
‘ if you ever need a friend, call me. i stay up late. ’
‘ you’re not on the list. ’
‘ i’m sorry, but could you please fuck off ? ’
‘ i’ve made a decision. i’m gonna live in morocco for one year. do you wanna come ? ’
‘ how old are we really ? ’
‘ isn’t it funny how the truth just sounds different ? ’
‘ we live in the same city, we should be friends. ’
‘ i think i live in a different world. ’
‘ if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. if you never get hurt, you always have fun. ’
‘ if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends. ’
‘ i’m responsible for his moral conduct while he’s abroad. ’
‘ life kills me. do you have any pot ? ’
‘ you’re too good looking and talented to be trusted. ’
‘ you have starry eyes, my friend. ’
‘ i’m in too truthful a mood. ’
‘ it’s not my fucking job to kiss your fucking ass all the time. ’
‘ when did you get so professional ? ’
‘ you’re funny. if only you were older, taller, rich and a guitar player and english. ’
‘ i’m telling secrets to the one person you’re not supposed to tell your secrets to. ’
‘ can we skip the vibe and go straight to us laughing about this ? ’
‘ listen to me: your charm doesn’t work on me. i’m onto you. ’
‘ he worships you people, and that’s fine with you so long as he makes you rich. ’
‘ he is not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti. am i speaking clearly to you ? ’
‘ your mom kind of freaked me out. ’
‘ you can tell rolling stone magazine that my last words were … i’m on drugs. ’
‘ this is the circus, everyone’s trying not to go home. ’
‘ stop looking at me like that. ’
‘ if anybody in the real world looked at me the way you just looked at me … ’
‘ when and where does this ‘real world’ occur ? ’
‘ you’re too sweet for rock ‘n’ roll. ’
‘ i am dark and mysterious and pissed off ! ’
‘ you should be happy for me. ’
‘ you don’t know what he says to me in private. ’
‘ maybe it is love, as much it can be … ’
‘ i’m glad you were home. ’
‘ of course i’m home. i’m always home. i’m uncool. ’
‘ the only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool. ’
‘ they made you feel cool. and hey, i met you. you are not cool. ’
‘ any other city in the world, and you’d still be a virgin. ’
‘ i’m no good at goodbyes. ’
‘ why doesn’t he love me ? ’
‘ i love you, and i’m about to boldly go where many men have gone before. ’
‘ let’s say all the things we never said. ’
‘ give me your address. this time, i’m coming to you. ’
‘ i had to live with you, and now i might die with you, and it’s not fucking fair ! ’
‘ they don’t even know what it is to be a fan, y’know ? to love some silly little piece of music or some band so much that it hurts. ’
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