sloan

chewing on the whole roll of hubba bubba

[groupietaco]

Hey! BEFORE YOU SCROLL AWAY AND DEEM ME A IDIOT AND I GET LOST IN THE TUMBLR CODE LISTEN FOR A SECOND!!! i promise Im only a little bit fucked up.

My name is Sloan!! Im 20 years old and an occasional editor + professional gooner.

I've never used tumblr before so I wanted to make this little post to attract mutuals, friends, stalkers, freaked out crazies, etc...come on in guys because chances are we'll be goooood buddies.

Some of my hobbies are writing, watching movies (me and my letterboxd against the world), playing guitar/bass, playing video games, growing plants, and drinking tea if that counts as a hobby…I love tea.

I only edit right now, but in the future I plan on writing smut (especially for my plus size party people mwuahahahhaaa)

Now you know a little bit about me, I think you can ask questions on here or something? So I’d love to receive general questions, smut requests, edit requests, fetish specific requests..really anything. And TMI or yuck doesn’t exist for me, I’m very nosy and hard to out freak..but regardless of what it is…ask away.

Be anonymous, don’t be anonymous, I do not care. I AM YOUR VESSEL! As long as I’m feeling inspired…but I promise I will try to be. Also COMMENT! I wanna talk to peopleee!!!! I wanna ask questions!!! I wanna see what’s going on!!!

So please don't be shy:)

[ozempicofficial]

[oneheadtoanother]

[6milesdeep]

getting out of the shower and realizing you missed a whole strip of hair on your leg

[robertreich]

Is a data center being built where you live? Let me know in the comments.

[themuseinthewoods]

i started off upset but that actually made me feel better...thanks for sharing some good news @robertreich

And hopefully this is the start of good progress, I don't think people realize enough that their actions can have an impact because if we all try to improve things, things are more likely to improve

[themuseinthewoods]

Fuck, I'm sorry y'all, i've been so busy I forgot to post character of the month...

April 2026 character of the month is: Boromir from Lord of the rings

Honestly, @weirdosheep made me actually enjoy writing for this character with the amount of platonic fics that they requested. I admit, I enjoy writing each and everyone because fluffy sibling fics are my favorite to write!

Love!

Muse

Also, part of the thing with monthly characters is that any requests for them, I will try and write the request faster than usual.

[groupietaco]

Hi Sloan, how are you doing?

IM GOOD OMG HIIII!!! Ily thank you for asking:’) im so MIA on here im in med school right now and still learning how to balance it with my life…struggling to say the least but i have good weeks. Planning to drop a Drabble…or maybe a blurb?? Not sure what the difference between the two are but it’s COMIN! I wanna make it into a series if i can hehe. Sometime this weekend maybe or next week! Thank you for asking me mootie im so happy! :D

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[groupietaco]

Just went beet red at dinner with a friend tonight because our waiter was fine as FUCK and my Apple pay wasn’t working! Not to mention he laughed</3 Like I swear I have money…do you want some of my money??? I’ll give you a nice tip wink wink

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[akiko-chaan]

[NEIL PERRY] - oh my precious boy. you were meant for everything.

[groupietaco]

I just started Smallville and am on episode 17. I have three thoughts so far:

1. I can’t stand looking at Tom Welling, he’s so fine it pisses me off

2. I can’t stand looking at Michael Rosenbaum, he’s so fine it pisses me off

3. This is supernatural but for nerds

Also Clark supposedly being a freshman is killing me. Like yup I got a 5 o’clock shadow and am 6 fucking 3 at 14 YAYY i just came from middle school yippee!!!

[groupietaco]

Alright after some reflection, supernatural is supernatural for nerds I don’t know guys my bad

[groupietaco]

I just started Smallville and am on episode 17. I have three thoughts so far:

1. I can’t stand looking at Tom Welling, he’s so fine it pisses me off

2. I can’t stand looking at Michael Rosenbaum, he’s so fine it pisses me off

3. This is supernatural but for nerds

Also Clark supposedly being a freshman is killing me. Like yup I got a 5 o’clock shadow and am 6 fucking 3 at 14 YAYY i just came from middle school yippee!!!

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[6milesdeep]

trench coat buttoned to the TOP!

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with