Detrimental

Life is a bitch, you just have to fuck with her :3

[thatmaskednegro-blog]

Think about this.

I just got a ride home from the gym from a 40-ish year old five foot tall white woman that I’ve never talked to before tonight.

She offered as she saw me leaving. I live literally across the street. Maybe a 5-10 minute walk.

I asked her why she wanted to give me a ride and she said “Because with what’s going on out there I don’t think it’s safe for you to talk alone in the dark.”

I’m a black male in my late 20s who is six feet 8 inches tall and is roughly 400 lbs. I’m a literal giant.

And she feared for my safety because of what she’s seen on the news all week.

Think about that shit.

[unreactive]

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

[mefisutofaust]

when the teacher makes a mistake in a math problem

Teacher : I’m a human too guys, I make mistakes too

me :

[talesfromourskin]

[nuddily]

this is the best thing ever. when he knows everything about you - your naked body, naked soul - and still loves you more than anyone else.

[oulgoneriding]

I like the thought of someone trusting me with all of themselves.

[mockingjaysource]

Donald Sutherland wins Choice Movie Villain

[deepfriedtwinkie]

HE’S WEARING A WHITE FUCKING ROSE

IT GOT BETTER

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[kushandwizdom]

[veryfunnymemes]

Good Vibes HERE

[grandmasami-deactivated20170821]

45 People Told Us Why They Want, Need, And Deserve A More Feminist India

[larmoyante]

You may think there is a lot wrong with you, but there is also a lot right with you.

Joel Osteen, Your Best Life Now (via larmoyante)

[captainhwasa]

☾ flying into the night sky

[blankkphase]

Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.

[flowergogh]

*Mic drop*

[discomforted]

A snake was hit by a car. A woman picks him up, feeds him, and gets him to a full state of health. But then he bites her, injecting her with his deadly poison. On her death bed, she asked “after all I did why me?” The snake responds “you knew I was a snake when you picked me up.”

Life Lesson You Should Always Remember (via neutral)

[coldhabits-deactivated20160318]

just little mentally ill things

being exhausted even after laying in bed and doing nothing all day

requiring an extensive amount of time to rest in between simple tasks because it takes a lot of energy out of you 

constantly feeling like you’re running a never-ending race while everyone else is ahead of you 

being categorized as “lazy” “oversensitive” “childish” and/or “crazy”

always worrying about your future and what’s going to happen to you

feeling like you’ll never be “normal” and capable of functioning like other people your age 

being misunderstood by everyone you come into contact with

unable to form close, healthy relationships with other people due to trust or abandonment issues

[amroyounes]

Rethink homelessness

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

If your family ever feels dysfunctional just remember that my parents got divorced and didn’t tell each other where they were moving to so they ended up moving in the same neighborhood and becoming neighbors

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

My life is literally a sitcom

[fiftysixty70]

[4gifs]

Puppy growing up, no hesitation on the second jump. [video]

[sextingnchurch]

This warms my heart