💐No Boy Is Buying Me Flowers So I’ll Grow My Own🌱

🌷Just a witch trying to grow some plants. I have a lot of free time and I love plants so I thought I would give growing some a shot. Feel free to send me any tips I need all the help I can get. 🌾Follow the journey of my plants!🌿 I will also be reblogging tips and other posts about plants that I want to try or that I want to remember/look at later.🌻

[mellifexfarm]

i made weed soap heeheheohoho

[studio-thomas-walsh]

A little mushroom finds a puddle

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[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[yourladyindank]

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

[kayrowsyrup]

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

[jabberwockypie]

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[systlin]

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

[tulparightsactivist]

[queerspacetheory]

[mothman]

the kids are alright algae

[littlelarajean]

LOOK MY MARIMO MOSS BALL HAD A BABYYYY it’s like 4mm in diameter. Teeny tiny. The big one is only the size of a small lime.

[123543-deactivated20201121]

So we did a 25% water change today, and I rinsed out the marimo and Flounder was VERY confused as to why it was floating when I put it back in. 😂

He’s like “mom, WTF?!”

[ravensloane]

[itscolossal]

Urban Weed Awards Crown Unwanted Plants with Superlatives

[earthstory]

ohiotropics

Great little time lapse 😊

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@propagate_kate

on Instagram: “💦 by far the fastest changing, water dependent plant [no sunshine] ☀️ 2 hour time lapse video.” using

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- 💦 by far the fastest changing, water dependent plant [no sunshine] ☀️ 2 hour time lapse video.

[geopsych]

By Nathan W Pyle.

[flowerinaflame]

I’m reading this thing about how farmers in Japan considered thunderstorms to be good luck because they’d make more mushrooms grow so some Japanese scientists created this lil electrical machine that they wheeled through the forest administering shocks to the ground to simulate lightning strikes and the areas that they shocked yielded twice as many mushrooms as unshocked plots of land ⚡️🍄

[flowerinaflame]

https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2013/01/20/zap-lightning-gods-and-mushrooms/

[jerk-jock]

the fact that we reached a point where we can simulate fake storms to make little buddies grow twice as much is like magic but slightly to the left and just down right delightful

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[ti0mumu]

Life imitates art

[growinggroove]

Hello Lovelies✨

I’ve taken a really long break because I’ve been quite busy and honestly some plants have died but it happens to all of us. I will be posting updates on my plants soon as I’ve been a busy bee getting them back in order

11/19/2019

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Red coloured cactus pads 😍💕

[swampskulls-deactivated20250730]

Plant: *exists*

Me, through sobs and with tears streaming down my face: fuckin superb you funky little leaf boy

[aubreyblythe]