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vie . eighteen . infj ready to tell my story main blog; puzzllcd

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i moved blogs so i can now follow ppl back lol, i’m at @grrmwannabe now.

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*sees something cool on the internet* hmm *shows it to my wife* hey hon is this cool? i love you

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*sees something uncool on the internet* uh oh! wouldnt want my lovely wife seeing this *smashes my computer*

[grrmwannabehasmoved]

i moved blogs so i can now follow ppl back lol, i’m at @grrmwannabe now.

[regretorb]

i have a question for people who enjoy mint ice cream:

do you also enjoy eating toothpaste? because thats just what mint ice cream is 

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every episode of kitchen nightmares

head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars. 

gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto 

head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames] 

gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks 

head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.

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[nickelodeonhistory]

jimmy neutron promotional interruption during spongebob squarepants (2001)

[kideon]

this would fuck me up if i was watching live

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[regular-love]

(we-are-art.com)

[jjong]

me when i enter a room

[damaseas]

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

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im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

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the effects im screaming

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

She must be the final boss

[synthient]

I love how in Pyramid of Light 4Kids had clearly just been given their “d word” privileges for the first time and they got really really excited about it, and that’s how we got gems like this

[robochai]

🎷😏🎶

[furples]

[andhumanslovedstories]

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

[ariaste]

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

[cornchipz-revival]

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

[ruby--wednesday]

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

[hotidiotsoup]

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

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exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence

[veraxplus]

People who unironically reblog this have to psych themselves up for 15+ minutes to make phone calls

[gravemom-deactivated20171207]

ur fucking right we do

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