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A blog just sort of keeping track of all the things i like, find interesting, or discover while procrastinating :'). check pretty tattoos, for (surprisingly) pictures of pretty tattoos.

[memesandlaughs]

[sirfrogsworth]

I’m guessing a lake or THE SOUTH. 

Will McPhail [ Instagram | Twitter ]

[approach]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[habsforever]

[sunfortune]

me if i was on dr who

the doctor: cheerio lad whered ya like to go?? mi box can go to any galaxy litche’rally anytime anywhere, we can go to whole ass other planets!!! and- 

me: oh sick can we go to the year 1987 i wanna fuck keanu reeves 

[sunfortune]

everyone who reblogged this and said #me but with [some loser who doesnt even come close to keanu reeves] is getting blocked. the only exception is the person who said #me but with winona ryder, youre valid  

[astrodidact]

[feelingbluepolitics]

How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business

Donald Trump is one of the least charitable billionaires in the world. Eric Trump is far more altruistic. In a clash of values, the presid

“The real star of the day is Eric [t]rump, [trump’s] second son and now the co-head of the [t]rump Organization, who has hosted this event for ten years on behalf of the St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital in Memphis. 

…"The best part about all this, according to Eric [t]rump, is the charity’s efficiency: Because he can get his family’s golf course for free and have most of the other costs donated, virtually all the money contributed will go toward helping kids with cancer. ‘We get to use our assets 100% free of charge,’ [t]rump tells Forbes.

“That’s not the case. In reviewing filings from the Eric [t]rump Foundation and other charities, it’s clear that the course wasn’t free–that the [t]rump Organization received payments for its use, part of more than $1.2 million that has no documented recipients past the [t]rump Organization. Golf charity experts say the listed expenses defy any reasonable cost justification for a one-day golf tournament.

…"Additionally, the Donald J. [t]rump Foundation, which has come under previous scrutiny for self-dealing and advancing the interests of its namesake rather than those of charity, apparently used the Eric [t]rump Foundation to funnel $100,000 in donations into revenue for the [t]rump Organization.

“And while donors to the Eric [t]rump Foundation were told their money was going to help sick kids, more than $500,000 was re-donated to other charities, many of which were connected to [t]rump family members or interests, including at least four groups that subsequently paid to hold golf tournaments at [t]rump courses.

…”[T]he person who specifically commanded that the for-profit [t]rump Organization start billing hundreds of thousands of dollars to the nonprofit Eric [t]rump Foundation, according to two people directly involved, was none other than the current [ersatz] president of the United States, Donald [t]rump.“

[kappasquirrel]

Is this… grand theft alto?

[kappasquirrel]

How did this get 176 notes?

[kappasquirrel]

I guess music puns just might be my forte.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Consider. A human wakes up in a strange medical bay, with an alien doctor standing over them. Turns out their shuttle crashed, and the alien ship only just managed to teleport the, on board in time.

By some miracle, the doctor explains, they escaped with only minor injuries. Some burns, a few scratches and “several small wounds. We’re not sure what caused them.”

“Wounds?”

“Small holes in your ear lobes. Possibly they were old wounds and unrelated to the accident, but either way, our doctors were able to heal them for you. There’s not even any scarring.”

The human pauses. Thinks for a minute. “Wait… you unpierced my ears?!”

[empressofthelibrary]

“I… Suppose we did?  Is that a problem?”

“Er, not exactly.  It can be redone. though it’s not gonna be fun.  But my people do that to ourselves on purpose.  It’s self-ornamental…  I don’t know the word.  We decorate ourselves with small stones and bits of shaped metal or plastic.”

“Oh!!  I’m sorry, that’s a fairly rare behavior among sapients.  Why, if I may ask?”

“uh.  It…  Looks cool?  I guess?”

“…My experience with humans is limited, but I gather that’s the reason for many of your behaviors.”

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[mysharona1987]

[skeptictreehugger-deactivated20]

i actually used this, when i fled from my apartment due to psycho flatmate

[zechv]

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

[welcomepineapple-deactivated202]

the Black Mirror twitter account dragged some poor homosexual today

[sushisuwa-deactivated20210225]

my jaw really dropped to the FLOOR

[lilsugarbush]

do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all

[gapshawdy]

this is such a valid question these days.

[liberalsarecool]

How the hell do Republicans stomach this bullshit? This is straight up dereliction of duty. Trump is meeting in secret with Putin and Kim, pulling out of the Iran Deal, bypassing Congress to sell billions in arms to Saudi Arabia.

What, in all of this, has given Republicans confidence? They used to call North Korea an axis of evil, now they have Trump saying he fell in love with their dictator. WTF?

[surprisebitch]

im bout to stop procrastinating and create storage space starting with syncing all my photos to my mac and im deleting photos.. and i just realised i saved so many Love Live! School Idol Festival screenshots.. im

[surprisebitch]

memories.. i probably wouldnt clear an Expert song if i played again LOOL

[captainnaustralia]

fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

[captainnaustralia]

this isn’t how i want to be remembered