FUCK DEM KIDZ

YO LUSUZ ZUCK ME GOOD N HARD THRU MY JORTZ

[grubztomper4000]

YOU AINT GETTIN MY NAME LMAO

IF YOU CANT GUEZZ MY CASTE ITZ OVER 4 YOU AT THAT POINT JUST GIVE UP ON LIFE

WORST AT MY JOB 4EVA CUZ NO ONEZ ZTOPPIN ME LOL

I GUEZZ YOU CAN ZUGGEST NAMEZ 4 THE LIL ZHITZ IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT LOL CUZ I ZURE DONT

ANEWAYZ THATZ THAT I THINK LOL BAI

here you can find my rules/ooc blog etc!! pls read the rules before interacting

trollocs

ooc info for trollocs-ooc

and also Warning this blog will probably have the character endangering grubs/wigglers or just similarly not being good to them so if that upsets you OOC then this probably isnt the blog for you. Also probably culling them sometimes because mutants

[airlock-altercations]

🐟 🏝️for the lobster

actually / first of all / offensive that you call me that / for quite a plethora of reasons /

secondly absurd that i'd answer such questions with such an obvious answer / from one such as i.

with the exception of our empress seadwellers are a false caste / you can very easily find purple bloods who are warm enough in hue to pass for a deep violet if not for the fact they lack fins / which is a mutation normally culled for rightful reasons / except for if you're a bit pink in those gills i guess / not fuschia pink / violet pink

you'll struggle to find a violet who can surpass any clown in fortitude / the only thing they're fit to do is what is assigned to them / which is to sit in their little chairs and watch other trolls do the actual work / a caste of managers and land lords.

landdwellers is similarly a misnomer / what do you expect me to rate the rest of our kind in one large block? please. i suppose i do have some / hot / takes / though

firstly / you can easily collapse rust through bronze into a single caste / they all portray psychic abilities so it is absurd that we enforce a separation between them / similarly you can collapse olive through teal for the opposite reason / of not portraying abilities of any calibur / / / (DO NOT MENTION RAINBOW DRINKERS / THEY ARE TALES FOR WRIGGLERS SO THEY DON'T WANDER OUT INTO THE SUN / TO GET EATEN BY THE UNDEAD.) / / / the rest stays as normal.

some may call be a radical in these regards / but it is common sense.

[grubztomper4000]

I AM LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO AGREE ABOUT ZEADWELLERZ BUT I AM REBLOGGING ANYWAY

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE RAINBOWDRINKER TAKE

THEREZ A LOT WEIRDER IN THEZE CAVEZ

[airlock-altercations]

ha ha ha / no / they're sacrilege spawned by that red blooded cult. if there were trolls who could live past death / i would have known about one by now.

[grubztomper4000]

WHY WOULD YOU EVER EVEN BE MEETING A JADEBLOOD

[airlock-altercations]

i was hatched on alternia you know / with internet / as well as a scant few jade bloods who weren't fit for cavern life that lives on the surface.

[grubztomper4000]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIVE ON THE ZURFACE 1?!1?!?!?!?!1?! WTFFFFFFFACK LUCKY AZZEZ

[airlock-altercations]

🐟 🏝️for the lobster

actually / first of all / offensive that you call me that / for quite a plethora of reasons /

secondly absurd that i'd answer such questions with such an obvious answer / from one such as i.

with the exception of our empress seadwellers are a false caste / you can very easily find purple bloods who are warm enough in hue to pass for a deep violet if not for the fact they lack fins / which is a mutation normally culled for rightful reasons / except for if you're a bit pink in those gills i guess / not fuschia pink / violet pink

you'll struggle to find a violet who can surpass any clown in fortitude / the only thing they're fit to do is what is assigned to them / which is to sit in their little chairs and watch other trolls do the actual work / a caste of managers and land lords.

landdwellers is similarly a misnomer / what do you expect me to rate the rest of our kind in one large block? please. i suppose i do have some / hot / takes / though

firstly / you can easily collapse rust through bronze into a single caste / they all portray psychic abilities so it is absurd that we enforce a separation between them / similarly you can collapse olive through teal for the opposite reason / of not portraying abilities of any calibur / / / (DO NOT MENTION RAINBOW DRINKERS / THEY ARE TALES FOR WRIGGLERS SO THEY DON'T WANDER OUT INTO THE SUN / TO GET EATEN BY THE UNDEAD.) / / / the rest stays as normal.

some may call be a radical in these regards / but it is common sense.

[grubztomper4000]

I AM LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO AGREE ABOUT ZEADWELLERZ BUT I AM REBLOGGING ANYWAY

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE RAINBOWDRINKER TAKE

THEREZ A LOT WEIRDER IN THEZE CAVEZ

[airlock-altercations]

ha ha ha / no / they're sacrilege spawned by that red blooded cult. if there were trolls who could live past death / i would have known about one by now.

[grubztomper4000]

WHY WOULD YOU EVER EVEN BE MEETING A JADEBLOOD

[airlock-altercations]

🐟 🏝️for the lobster

actually / first of all / offensive that you call me that / for quite a plethora of reasons /

secondly absurd that i'd answer such questions with such an obvious answer / from one such as i.

with the exception of our empress seadwellers are a false caste / you can very easily find purple bloods who are warm enough in hue to pass for a deep violet if not for the fact they lack fins / which is a mutation normally culled for rightful reasons / except for if you're a bit pink in those gills i guess / not fuschia pink / violet pink

you'll struggle to find a violet who can surpass any clown in fortitude / the only thing they're fit to do is what is assigned to them / which is to sit in their little chairs and watch other trolls do the actual work / a caste of managers and land lords.

landdwellers is similarly a misnomer / what do you expect me to rate the rest of our kind in one large block? please. i suppose i do have some / hot / takes / though

firstly / you can easily collapse rust through bronze into a single caste / they all portray psychic abilities so it is absurd that we enforce a separation between them / similarly you can collapse olive through teal for the opposite reason / of not portraying abilities of any calibur / / / (DO NOT MENTION RAINBOW DRINKERS / THEY ARE TALES FOR WRIGGLERS SO THEY DON'T WANDER OUT INTO THE SUN / TO GET EATEN BY THE UNDEAD.) / / / the rest stays as normal.

some may call be a radical in these regards / but it is common sense.

[grubztomper4000]

I AM LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO AGREE ABOUT ZEADWELLERZ BUT I AM REBLOGGING ANYWAY

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE RAINBOWDRINKER TAKE

THEREZ A LOT WEIRDER IN THEZE CAVEZ

[timelessapotheosis]

fuck all yall ii hate all of you and ii hope you diie

[timelessapotheosis]

fuckass biitchws ""exploriing"" catacombs every day and for what ?? what do you fuckass bored ass worthless good for nothiing leeches get outta that shiit not even comprehendiing how fucked up that iis.. what fuckass lowliife do you gotta be to thiink ohh iim bored lets go to the place full of corpses from whiich we may never return for funsiies teehee FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU at least the hiiveless motherfuckers you all spiit on have an excuse to stay there but no beiing forced to stay iin a shiity evil dark decrepit place whiich no normal person would wanna stay at is for ugly crackpan bums iits only ok when numbskull larpiing hiighbloods do iit so they can pretend to have actually done somethiing for once iin theiir cushy problemless liives WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIING IIF II SEE YOU NEXT TIIME IITS NOT GONNA BE PROBLEMLESS ANYMORE SO KEEP THAT IIN YOUR DUMB FUCKING MIIND NEXT TIIME YOU FEEL LIIKE IIT DIIPSHIIT

[grubztomper4000]

HOLY TWEAKING☠️☠️☠️ THIZ MIGHT BE THE MOZT EMBARAZZING THING IVE READ THIZ WIPE [ITZ NOT BUT LETZ PRETEND LOL]

[timelessapotheosis]

""HOLY TWEAKING☠️☠️☠️"" thiis would usually be the part where a recogniizably stupiid as fuck typiing quiirk gets put to make fun of you but you type so miindnumbiingly already that ii dont have to

and shut your dumb cunt mouthbreather ass up biitch you came onto MY BLOG and what even are you?? a jade?? shouldnt a jade know what iits liike????

[grubztomper4000]

I GOT AND KNOW A TOTAL OF 0% OF WHAT YOU WERE EVEN ON ABOUT IN EITHER OF THEZE POSTZ

[timelessapotheosis]

iim gonna knock all of the teeth out of your skull and make you eat them

[grubztomper4000]

O.K

[timelessapotheosis]

fuck all yall ii hate all of you and ii hope you diie

[timelessapotheosis]

fuckass biitchws ""exploriing"" catacombs every day and for what ?? what do you fuckass bored ass worthless good for nothiing leeches get outta that shiit not even comprehendiing how fucked up that iis.. what fuckass lowliife do you gotta be to thiink ohh iim bored lets go to the place full of corpses from whiich we may never return for funsiies teehee FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU at least the hiiveless motherfuckers you all spiit on have an excuse to stay there but no beiing forced to stay iin a shiity evil dark decrepit place whiich no normal person would wanna stay at is for ugly crackpan bums iits only ok when numbskull larpiing hiighbloods do iit so they can pretend to have actually done somethiing for once iin theiir cushy problemless liives WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIING IIF II SEE YOU NEXT TIIME IITS NOT GONNA BE PROBLEMLESS ANYMORE SO KEEP THAT IIN YOUR DUMB FUCKING MIIND NEXT TIIME YOU FEEL LIIKE IIT DIIPSHIIT

[grubztomper4000]

HOLY TWEAKING☠️☠️☠️ THIZ MIGHT BE THE MOZT EMBARAZZING THING IVE READ THIZ WIPE [ITZ NOT BUT LETZ PRETEND LOL]

[timelessapotheosis]

""HOLY TWEAKING☠️☠️☠️"" thiis would usually be the part where a recogniizably stupiid as fuck typiing quiirk gets put to make fun of you but you type so miindnumbiingly already that ii dont have to

and shut your dumb cunt mouthbreather ass up biitch you came onto MY BLOG and what even are you?? a jade?? shouldnt a jade know what iits liike????

[grubztomper4000]

I GOT AND KNOW A TOTAL OF 0% OF WHAT YOU WERE EVEN ON ABOUT IN EITHER OF THEZE POSTZ

[timelessapotheosis]

fuck all yall ii hate all of you and ii hope you diie

[timelessapotheosis]

fuckass biitchws ""exploriing"" catacombs every day and for what ?? what do you fuckass bored ass worthless good for nothiing leeches get outta that shiit not even comprehendiing how fucked up that iis.. what fuckass lowliife do you gotta be to thiink ohh iim bored lets go to the place full of corpses from whiich we may never return for funsiies teehee FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU at least the hiiveless motherfuckers you all spiit on have an excuse to stay there but no beiing forced to stay iin a shiity evil dark decrepit place whiich no normal person would wanna stay at is for ugly crackpan bums iits only ok when numbskull larpiing hiighbloods do iit so they can pretend to have actually done somethiing for once iin theiir cushy problemless liives WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIING IIF II SEE YOU NEXT TIIME IITS NOT GONNA BE PROBLEMLESS ANYMORE SO KEEP THAT IIN YOUR DUMB FUCKING MIIND NEXT TIIME YOU FEEL LIIKE IIT DIIPSHIIT

[grubztomper4000]

HOLY TWEAKING☠️☠️☠️ THIZ MIGHT BE THE MOZT EMBARAZZING THING IVE READ THIZ WIPE [ITZ NOT BUT LETZ PRETEND LOL]

[chimericautocrat]

᚛ NOT HELPFUL IN THE SLIGHTEST. WHY DO THEY INSIST ON DOING THIS. THESE ARE THE FUTURE RULERS OF MY PLANET IF I PERISH. SUFFICE TO SAY I DO NOT TRUST THEM TO RULE. ALAS I MUST MONITOR THEIR GROWTH. THE LUSII HAVE YET TO CHOOSE EITHER OF THEM SO THEY ARE IN MY CARE UNTIL THEN. I HAVE NOT HAD TO DO THIS IN MANY DECADES. I DO NOT REMEMBER THE PUPAS BEING SO CLINGY. IF THEY CONTINUE TO CLING TO ME LIKE PARASITES AFTER THEY FIND A LUSUS I WILL NOT HESITATE TO CULL BOTH OF THEM. ᚜

᚛ THEY BOTH HAVE NOT GOTTEN NAMES. STRANGE BUT NOT UNCOMMON FOR TYRIANS WITH NO LUSII. NO I WILL NOT NAME THEM. YOU MAY NAME THEM IF YOU NEED TO BUT I WILL NOT SHOW MORE OF THEM. THEY NEED TO LEARN INDEPENDENCE AND ATTENTION TOWARDS THEM WILL ONLY MAKE THEM VAIN. I AM ONLY SHOWING THEM TO DISPLAY HOW RIDICULOUS THEY LOOK CLINGING TO ME LIKE THIS. ᚜

[grubztomper4000]

YOOOOOO THEY LOWKEY UGLY AZ ZHITTTTTTT

[uncurbedretribution]

( i forgot i had this blog. im alive )

[grubztomper4000]

TAGZ AZ IF!!!! LIKE YOU WERE GONNA ZINGLEHANDEDLY WIPE OUT THE JADE POPULATION

[itis-infact-rocketscience]

YouKnowSometimesIWannaLeaveTheCaverns.

IDontWannaBeCulledForLeavingThough.

[grubztomper4000]

DONT WE ALL

[itis-infact-rocketscience]

#GetUsedToItBuddy

NuhUh.

[grubztomper4000]

YEZ UHHHH

[itis-infact-rocketscience]

YouKnowSometimesIWannaLeaveTheCaverns.

IDontWannaBeCulledForLeavingThough.

[grubztomper4000]

DONT WE ALL

[grubztomper4000]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATZ A HOE GOTTA DO 2 GET ZOME MEDIOCRE NOOK AROUND HERE ITZ LIKE IM IN THE FUCKING TROLL ZAHARA OF RELATIONZHIPZ AND THIZ CULT WANTZ ME TO ZHRIVEL UP AND DIE OF THIRZT. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME HAVE A ZIP BITCH IM THIRSTYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[itis-infact-rocketscience]

Damn.

I’mLike.

KindOfALowBloodRight?

OrAmIAMidblood?

FuckThisCasteSystemIsConfusing.

[verbomanicdespair]

l◑w = rust-g◑ld

mid = ◑live-cerulean

[itis-infact-rocketscience]

Mhm….

Yeah….ThatDoesntHelpMe.

[verbomanicdespair]

?

[gildedwatcher]

Oh my goooog iit's that fuckass chart. Liisten, iif you don't fall neatly iinto or close enough to any of the colors on those charts, keep your mouth shut about iit on publiic webscythes lol. And iif you're iin the teal or cerulean range and you call yourself a hiighblood iirl you'll totally get your shiit rocked lmao. II've heard of iindiigos gettiing jumped for calliing themselves hiighbloods around purples iit's not worth the riisk. [laugh.trollmp3][shrug.trollpng]

[grubztomper4000]

WE NEED 2 CALL HIGHBLOOD COMPLEX THE TEALBLOOD COMPLEX ITZ ALWAYZ TEALZ ON MY LIFEEEEE

[grubztomper4000]

DEAD AZZ CROPZE AZZ ZERIOUZ BTW WE NEED TO ZTOP CARING FOR THOZE SNOTTY ZHITZ PRONTO NOTHING GOOD HAZ EVER COME OUT OF CARING 4 THEM

[grubztomper4000]

youve been giving away the caverns property, miki?

I MENA WHAT WHERE HAHA WHOOO ZAID THAT

[grubztomper4000]

WAIT DIDNT I GIVE HER ONE OF THOSE GRUBZ

[grubztomper4000]

DEAD AZZ CROPZE AZZ ZERIOUZ BTW WE NEED TO ZTOP CARING FOR THOZE SNOTTY ZHITZ PRONTO NOTHING GOOD HAZ EVER COME OUT OF CARING 4 THEM

[invertedromance2]

did a grub eat your lu2u2 or 2omething i dont think ive ever 2een 2omeone hate wriggler2 thi2 much

[grubztomper4000]

YOUR TINY ZHIT ZISED THINKZPONGE COULD NEVER EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THE LEVELZ OF INATE JUSTIFIED HATRED I FEEL FOR EVERYTHING INVOLVING THIZ JOB