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( i forgot i had this blog. im alive )

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TAGZ AZ IF!!!! LIKE YOU WERE GONNA ZINGLEHANDEDLY WIPE OUT THE JADE POPULATION

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( do you think theres only like 50 jades alive at the same time? )

( i forgot i had this blog. im alive )

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Lomochrome color ‘92 Sun-kissed

( been busy as hell what the fuck did i miss )

aliens

( not even that surprised about those, honestly )

i mean fairrrr,,,, buuuut it is the big thing of the houuuurrrr

oh also herrrr impppperrrriouuuus condescension invaded a forrrreign pppplanet with cuuuurrrrrrrrently uuuunknown intentions

( oh how wonderful. how joyous. can her imperious condescension keep her grimy hands to herself )

....???? """"( im assuming that's the leader of a different planet. )"""" arrrre youuuu frrrrom an alterrrrnate timeline////pppplanet????

( im from deahon, yeah. only heard of her imperious condescension online so im guessing im also from a different timeline than you as well? fuck if i know )

that makes a lot morrrre sense the aliens likely dont concerrrrn youuuu then

#( not that id really have a say in it anymore. itd be the empires issue )

( you never know. )

( not that id mind them, honestly. if they do their thing and dont bother me i wouldnt care if half of the population was aliens )

( been busy as hell what the fuck did i miss )

aliens

( not even that surprised about those, honestly )

i mean fairrrr,,,, buuuut it is the big thing of the houuuurrrr

oh also herrrr impppperrrriouuuus condescension invaded a forrrreign pppplanet with cuuuurrrrrrrrently uuuunknown intentions

( oh how wonderful. how joyous. can her imperious condescension keep her grimy hands to herself )

....???? """"( im assuming that's the leader of a different planet. )"""" arrrre youuuu frrrrom an alterrrrnate timeline////pppplanet????

( im from deahon, yeah. only heard of her imperious condescension online so im guessing im also from a different timeline than you as well? fuck if i know )

( been busy as hell what the fuck did i miss )

aliens

( not even that surprised about those, honestly )

i mean fairrrr,,,, buuuut it is the big thing of the houuuurrrr

oh also herrrr impppperrrriouuuus condescension invaded a forrrreign pppplanet with cuuuurrrrrrrrently uuuunknown intentions

#( im assuming that's the leader of a different planet. )#( playing around with aliens will eventually end bad. i can feel it )#( maybe not with these specifically. but eventually if you knock at enough doors someone stronger than you will answer )

( oh how wonderful. how joyous. can her imperious condescension keep her grimy hands to herself )

( shit. i lost count )

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( that should be right. maybe i'm missing someone )

( shit. i lost count )

( been busy as hell what the fuck did i miss )

aliens

#( always had a feeling there was something besides us )

( not even that surprised about those, honestly )

( been busy as hell what the fuck did i miss )

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Oh I don’t know to make sure it’s not a false report? So they don’t kill their own royalty or castes? So they can reserve resources into actually doing empire stuff? See what actually needs investigated? Jfc you lot are so privileged you have no brains at all.

Cmoxn they dgaf if yoxu ain’t a fish let’s bsfr. Yoxu goxt fins and yoxure hive free.

But she goxt a doxc with her proxoxf toxox loxl

Soxme oxf these are straight blank. Loxve my girl she’s pathetic

( hey, im a jade by the way. )

d@mn, the bitch’s r@gging on you now too?

( its expected, honestly. i dont really care. i dont know them and they dont know me )

( a bit annoying but it wont stop me from doing what i do. )

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isx the sxtunt murder

( you're so clever anon. get yourself a snack for solving the mystery )

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( fuschia - 1 )

( violet - 17 )

( purple - 9 )

( indigo - 13 )

( cerulean - 12 )

( teal - 27 )

( jade - 23 )

( overall - 109 )

24. LIKE FUCK YOU DID. "KILLED A HEIRESS." .24

( heir )

( every other category up to your standards then? happy with how many violets and purplebloods are on my counter? )

25. oh shit sorry .25

25. LIKE FUCK YOU DID. "KILLED A HEIR."* .25

... anyways it happens.

( yeah? and you knew the heir to know how capable he was in combat? )

( even if he was a great fighter, a bullet is quite good at getting rid of anyone in it's path. no matter the skill. don't you think so? )

Okay. Congrats ¤ you're so annoying that even I can't keep offline any longer.

Are you unaware there are actual violets on this site ¤ who have been shot ¤ and easily refute you? No ¤ you cannot kill a fuchsia with a single bullet. That's moronic ¤ I've been shot myself and shrugged it off after a short hospicull stay.

You've clearly only ever fought very low lowbloods ¤ or watched too much violent fictional content ¤ because you don't understand the very basic biology of violets being stronger than even clowns.

Seriously. Stop making up stories to sound cool. It's embarrassing. And to that weird little bronze brat ¤ I'll put you on my fucking cringe blog ¤ too ¤ if you don't stop being annoying online. It's a crime to annoy a highblood ¤ you know that?

( you think i really care about how someone like you thinks of me? lol, ok )

( the fuchsia i killed was young. and he was nowhere near physically or mentally well. his eating habits rendered him small and vulnerable. )

( a shotgun shot into the back of a weak troll such as him can and did kill him. maybe not as fast as id like, but he was there. on the ground. bleeding )

( the news spoke about him. )

( do you want me to go find his body? i doubt its still there, actually. shame )

[ ] We didn't c[ ]nsent t[ ] y[ ]ur weird p[ ]wertrip fantasy r[ ]leplay, y[ ]u keep that shit t[ ] y[ ]urself. [ ]

[ ] S[ ]. Try again... [ ]r d[ ]n't. Preferably d[ ]n't. F[ ]r s[ ]me[ ]ne wh[ ] d[ ]esn't care ab[ ]ut [ ]ur [ ]pini[ ]n, y[ ]u seem reaaaaally dedicated t[ ] making us believe y[ ]u, which is just plain depressing. Excited t[ ] turn 4 s[ ][ ]n, [ ]. P.? Getting [ ]lder is so exciting. [ ]

( its called traumadumping, im just bored and about to start drinking. i like to get the negative shit out of my system otherwise its just no fun. )

☆ are you done replying to someone you claim not to be trying to convince yet ☆ bc uhhhh ☆ still dont care ☆ didnt ask ☆ ur a fake ☆ lol ☆ lmao ☆

( nooo, u stop fiiirstttt. twirls my hair )

( fuschia - 1 )

( violet - 17 )

( purple - 9 )

( indigo - 13 )

( cerulean - 12 )

( teal - 27 )

( jade - 23 )

( overall - 109 )

24. LIKE FUCK YOU DID. "KILLED A HEIRESS." .24

( heir )

( every other category up to your standards then? happy with how many violets and purplebloods are on my counter? )

25. oh shit sorry .25

25. LIKE FUCK YOU DID. "KILLED A HEIR."* .25

... anyways it happens.

( yeah? and you knew the heir to know how capable he was in combat? )

( even if he was a great fighter, a bullet is quite good at getting rid of anyone in it's path. no matter the skill. don't you think so? )

Okay. Congrats ¤ you're so annoying that even I can't keep offline any longer.

Are you unaware there are actual violets on this site ¤ who have been shot ¤ and easily refute you? No ¤ you cannot kill a fuchsia with a single bullet. That's moronic ¤ I've been shot myself and shrugged it off after a short hospicull stay.

You've clearly only ever fought very low lowbloods ¤ or watched too much violent fictional content ¤ because you don't understand the very basic biology of violets being stronger than even clowns.

Seriously. Stop making up stories to sound cool. It's embarrassing. And to that weird little bronze brat ¤ I'll put you on my fucking cringe blog ¤ too ¤ if you don't stop being annoying online. It's a crime to annoy a highblood ¤ you know that?

( you think i really care about how someone like you thinks of me? lol, ok )

( the fuchsia i killed was young. and he was nowhere near physically or mentally well. his eating habits rendered him small and vulnerable. )

( a shotgun shot into the back of a weak troll such as him can and did kill him. maybe not as fast as id like, but he was there. on the ground. bleeding )

( the news spoke about him. )

( do you want me to go find his body? i doubt its still there, actually. shame )

[ ] We didn't c[ ]nsent t[ ] y[ ]ur weird p[ ]wertrip fantasy r[ ]leplay, y[ ]u keep that shit t[ ] y[ ]urself. [ ]

[ ] S[ ]. Try again... [ ]r d[ ]n't. Preferably d[ ]n't. F[ ]r s[ ]me[ ]ne wh[ ] d[ ]esn't care ab[ ]ut [ ]ur [ ]pini[ ]n, y[ ]u seem reaaaaally dedicated t[ ] making us believe y[ ]u, which is just plain depressing. Excited t[ ] turn 4 s[ ][ ]n, [ ]. P.? Getting [ ]lder is so exciting. [ ]