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Welcome!

...You must die.

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Arin: "...and you know me, I'm always just like, yo yo, suckin' on a dick, suckin' on a wiener..."

Dan: "Yes, that's what you say when you're not thinking about anything."

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thinking about that series of david blaine street magic parody videos from like 2007

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Today is football.

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"Didn't know the possum was that bad!"

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"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do."

—Neil deGrasse Tyson

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"A big ol' case of the Fuck Yous?

I get that every time I order a sandwich at Subway.

Like, everything about Subway is like, infuriating.

Like, the ppl in front of u take too long, & like, there's no drivethru... & like it's just all... idk i'm overexaggerating obviously but like subway is like the land of inconveniences.

cuz its like- i have to be- ok- & theyre like "what do u want?" & im like "uh sweet onion chicken teriyaki, footlong, on flatbread." & theyre like "what bread?" & its like ugh "flatbread." & they fuckin like, "did you say footlong?" "yes i said footlong" "do u want cheese?" & its like "yeah can i get uh, swiss cheese?" & theyre like "what kind?" & its like- fucking...? & theyre like "u want it toasted?" & its like OF COURSE TOAST- U CANT HAVE THE FLATBREAD & NOT TOAST IT. its like spongey gross starchy ass fuckin bread. its MADE to be toasted! OF COURSE i want it toasted! & then they fuckin toast it & they start helping the ppl behind u & it sits in the toaster for like 20 seconds longer than its supposed to & ur like i just want lunch!!!! & then they take it out & its like ANOTHER person & u have to fuckin get a read on THEIR personality & its like god dammit... & theyre like "what do u want" & its like & im like "uhh spinach..." & they just fucking DESTROY it with spinach, just like an AVALANCHE of spinach, & ur like "i want like, 5 other things! u cant just fill it up w spinach & think thats all its gonna be!" & then u fuckin & then ur like "onion" & theyre like "ok" & they put like 2 onions on it & its like... MORE ONION PLEASE. & then when u get some like weird combination like fuckin "can i get mayonnaise & also sweet onion sauce?" they like throw up their eyebal-eyebrows a little bit like... & ur like dont fuckin JUDGE me, i'll eat what i wan- i can make my OWN sandwich!"

—Arin Hanson

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the whole oocoo thing being like "and in return ill suck your dick!" in twilight princess fucking kills me every time i cant help it

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It makes my penis go

ドキドキ

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If yeuh had a chance ta change yer feat... wouldja?

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🎶 I'm rollin' with my tits out!

(Why are you rollin' with your tits out?)

Because I don't have a shirt on; I don't wanna shirt on!

I like the attention that my tits out gets me. 🎶

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Do you ever get itchy on like the 14th inch of your dick?

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Stop holding the gun in front of you!

He led with the gun!

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✅ Stay in school.

✅ Don't do drugs.

✅ Eat your teeth.

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suck my donk, bonch

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"Come to my circus,

My roundabout circus,

I beat you up, that is the show.

Ride the elephants,

Get fucked up."

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