[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

GOOD NEWS! I'm going to be bringing Mr. Grumpy here back soon. I'm going to revamp a few things, such as his theme, and then I'll be all set. Like this thing if you want a starter when everything's ready.

[queenprattwrites-deactivated202]

REBLOG IF YOU PLAY PEOPLE OF COLOR RP CHARACTERS

MESSAGE ME SO I CAN INCLUDE YOUR NAME AND TIMEZONE PLEASE. IF YOU CAN INCLUDE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITES, THAT WOULD BE GREAT! It’s optional.

[viktorvektor]

markiplier & the tutu

[memesandarchive]

Written for you

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

Small starter meme.

Fluff//Romance "I’m doing this for you." "You know you’re my one and only." "I’m in love with you." "I’ve always loved you." "You’re the most important thing in the world to me." "Forever and always." "You’re my sunshine." "I appreciate you." "You’re so cute." "You’re the most beautiful girl/boy I’ve ever seen.”

Secrets//Lies "I’m jealous of you." "I’m in love with you, idiot." "I never loved you." "I don’t really like _____." "You’re my hero." "I’m in love with ____. Don’t tell them." "I’ve never lied to you." "I was using you."

Angst "You don’t give a damn about me." "Stop lying." "Stop pretending." "Get the hell away from me." "I thought you loved me." "I trusted you." "You promised me!" "I needed you." "I can never trust you again."

Pain//Blood "You hit me." "You shot me." "You stabbed me." "I’m bleeding." "Everything hurts." "I feel woozy." "You’ve lost so much blood." "You’re covered in blood." "There’s so much blood."

Flirty "You’re hot when you’re mad." "Wanna come back to my place?" "You tease." "You’re lovely." "You look divine." "How about a drink at my place?"

Innunendo "Do you like?" "Does that feel good?" "Give it to me." "I like it rough." "I have something to show you." "Harder! Just like that!" "I’ve got a present for you."

NSFW//Kink "Be a good girl." "Come sit on Daddy’s lap." "Push me down." "Make it hurt." "I wanna fill you up." "Pull my hair." "Choke me." "You’ve been naughty, you need a spanking." "Take it all the way in."

[the-write-ideas]

Tangled sentence pack

Ⓦ

"Don’t worry. This is actually a very fun story!"

“The outside world is a dangerous place. Filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here, where you’re safe.”

“How about 23 out of 45?” 

“Wow, I could get used to a view like this.” 

“Guys, I want a castle.” 

“All the things we’ve seen and it’s only 8 in the morning!”

“I’m just teasing. Stop taking everything so seriously!” 

“Would you sing for me, darling?”

“Look at you, as fragile as a flower.” 

“I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together you don’t trust me!” 

“Alone at last.”

"You know I hate leaving you after a fight, especially after I’ve done absolutely nothing wrong.” 

“Struggling is pointless.”

“I know why you’re here, and I’m not afraid of you.” 

“Hey. How are ya’? Name’s _______. How’s your day goin’?” 

“I’m prepared to offer you a deal.” 

“You broke my smolder.” 

“Stay calm. It can probably smell fear.” 

“Find your humanity!” 

“Woah! Somebody get me a glass, cause I just found me a tall drink of water!”

“You should know that this is the strangest thing that I have ever done!” 

“You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? It would ruin my whole reputation.”

“Well I hope you’re here to apologize.” 

“You okay?” 

“I’m terrified.” 

“I’m sorry. Everything is fine. There’s just something I have to take care of.” 

“Are you alright? Are you hurt?” 

“I’m the lost princess.” 

“You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I’m the bad guy.” 

“What’s the password?” 

“I feel maybe this whole time we’ve just been misunderstanding each other.” 

“Okay. Let’s see how fast you can run!” 

“We are going where no one will ever find you again!” 

“No! I won’t stop! For every minute for the rest of my life I will fight! I will never stop trying to get away from you!” 

“I can’t let you die.” 

“No! No! What have you done?!” 

“You were my new dream.” 

“Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?” 

“Well, you can imagine what happened next.”

(via the-write-ideas)

[foreverhopelesslyromantic-deact]

This doesn’t have all the views it deserves. Tumblr, help.

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

His upper lip curled in disgust as he stared at the scene before him. “Ugh.Grody,” he muttered, just loud enough for those around him to hear. The hunter took one step back, then two, in a less than subtle attempt to distance himself.

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

Starter call! Like or reblog this if you would like a starter.

[sometypeofblog]

I’ll swallow my blood before I swallow my pride.

(via coldblxxded)

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

     "And all of the nonsense that we're doing seems expressly inane." 

                                                                                               Written by Tate.

[gemellimorti-deactivated2019100]

                    "Congratulations on your marriage, your Nation thanks you."

PLOT IDEA: Nearly one hundred years ago an invisible murderer swept across the nation killing all those in its wake. It cared not of your skin, gender or age it’s only cared to burn your body from the inside out. It was a plague that snatched children from parent’s tight holds and lovers from firmly clasped hands with no remorse. It took ten years for the virus to run its course and die out before the nation could rebuild the number that they once had before the plague came. To ensure that they would become the once prosperous nation they once were the remaining leaders created a set of new laws that bind their citizens to bettering the entire nation.

When each citizen reaches the prime age of eighteen they are contracted in marriage to another individual who will heritability benefit the growth of the country. The female’s after being paired would travel on Contract Day to their husband’s birth city to live with him in a home that was provide to the couple by the government. The male’s would stay in their birth city but, move out of their parent’s home and into a home that was provided to them. In some cases, the couple was transported to another state where they were more needed.

Each couple would then produce at least four children and if they were to produce more the government would compensate them for their bountifulness. If a couple could not produce the quota, they were subjected to punishment by the government. This punishment varied from each person but, they were typically never heard from again. If a spouse dies, a new one would be assign to the widow and the family would be relocated, if their quota has not already been met. It was rare but, not unheard of for such a thing to happen. 

In the year 2133 it is time for Muse A to meet their spouse Muse B on Contract Day. As soon as they sign their contracts they will receive a packet on their spouse, information on their vocation, keys to their new home and a if they are a female a ticket for the train to their new home town. All the classes and schooling they’ve taken has led up to this day. Now, all that’s left is to actually meet and begin their lives.

[libri-e-amore]

thewintersiege

[silfgildr-blog]

                                      I am ＶＩＯＬＥＮＴ                                       & я α g ι η g                                       & so very                                       very

                                      B̢̫̲̯͎͕̥͕̱̦͔͚̙͍̥̕ͅͅ ̴̱͓͚͈̙̯͎̖͔̀͟͞Ŗ̸̴͢҉̫͉͙̜̣̥ ̴̤͔̜͓̗̹̠͔̲̻̺̠̺̦͘͢͝͡ͅO̴͞͏̹͙͙͙̭̹̯̺ ̫͚͎̹́̕K̬̙̩͈̹͙̭͢͝ ̢̨̪̼̣̹̦͓̺͉̥͇̮͕͔͉̹́́͠E̷̡̨̝͕͈̼̱̼̪̙͔̘̩̝͢ͅͅ ̧̡̲̣̖̳̹̬N͏̷̧̪̭͔̗̼͚̖͖͉̟͍̥̫͘ͅ

[heartlikegunfire]

"Ain’t that the truth… My fault for working alone, I suppose. Nobody to cover my ass."

Hel stood around for a moment, feeling a bit awkward hanging around watching another hunter- one who clearly had his shit together more than her- get ready for a job. It was embarrassing, she’d been doing this for years and she still didn’t think to fact-check. Some genius she was. “Listen. You want another pair of hands? If nothing else, I’m good for muscle. And it might lead me to what I came here for.”

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

Mark thought about it for a long moment. This necromancer was tricky as hell and Dodger was out of commission for the moment. Going alone was particularly dangerous, but it was a kind of dangerous that the hunter knew well. Bringing along a partner that had already given him a less than stellar first impression was a different sort of danger, one that he wasn't fond of.

Still, he couldn't deny that he needed the extra set of hands. 

A sigh and a slight shrug. "Fine, but if you turn on me, I'm not gonna hesitate to throw you to the corpses."

[gxdsend-deactivated20190921]

"There’s no need to be fucking rude." she growled in response to his attitude. "And I didn’t ask for your help, just said that if you wanted me to get out, you’d have to help. I’m not making you do anything.” God, this was was a serious asshole. Shay just wanted to punch him in the face.

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

"This place is dangerous anyway. You're stupid for even wanting to attempt to look for your dog, especially at this time of night." Where the only light besides the flashlights was the full moon above their heads. "Lassie'll come home. They're smarter than people give 'em credit for." He was unbothered by the fact that he was pissing her off. Pissing people off seemed to be his thing. 

The sound of something cracking reached his ears, causing him to fall silent and perfectly still. Suddenly, the gun was back in his hand again. "Hope this is your damned dog and not some other rabid beast," he growled.

[somniiare]

dollhouse meme !

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

❝ Did I fall asleep ? ❞

❝ Are they running to something or are they running from something ? ❞ 

❝ She had fun, right ? ❞ 

❝ You’re in the middle of why-would-anyone-want-to-be-there. ❞

❝ Blood. Screaming. Dying. ❞

❝ Sorry. Are you really sorry ? ❞

❝ A lot of people seem to end up dead around you. ❞

❝ How does that make you feel ? Oh, right. You don’t, unless we tell you how, and what, and when. ❞

❝ Anything for you, because I love you. Deep, deep man love. ❞

❝ Special isn’t always a good thing here. ❞

❝ How nice of you to annoy me. ❞

❝ They’re called breasts, and yes, they are exceptional. ❞

❝ He seemed to be having a kind of… man-reaction. ❞

❝ Sarcastic ? Unfeeling ? British ? ❞

❝ Still you have to admit I am very British. I don’t say hard… R’s.❞ 

❝ What’s it made of ? Science doesn’t know ! ❞

❝ I try to be my best. ❞

❝ Carrots ! Medicinal carrots ! Personal use medicinal carrots that were here when I moved in and I’m holding it for a friend ! ❞

❝ Don’t get me wrong, I heart my porn, but this is cool ! ❞

❝ I told you I’d come rescue you. ❞

❝ Why did you decide it was important for me to hate you ? ❞

❝ I love him. Is that real ? ❞

❝ Yes. Yes, it’s real. He loves you back. ❞

[grumpyfacedhunter-blog]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

[theswampsith]

A list of my favorite aus

"I tried to rescue you from being mugged but instead I got knocked out and you had to take me to the hospital after having your wallet stolen" au

“Yeah yeah I’m the person who tripped and fell on their face to get to the podium on stage for the welcome speech at freshman orientation” au

“You crashed into me on your bicycle but I’m actually okay, you on the other hand look like you need some first aid” au

"You live across the courtyard from me and saw me dancing and singing enthusiastically to my collection of 90s pop and Disney tv show music and now you can’t look me in the eye without laughing” au

"You take my parking spot every few days yes I know they’re not assigned but that one is mine” au

"You just watched me slip on the ice and wind up sitting in the snowbank beside the parking lot.  You’re laughing and now it’s you slipping and your face in the snowbank across from me" au

"I purposely get your coffee order wrong just so you’ll talk to me again" au

"We’re both sick and we both grabbed for the last can of soup at the store" au