How Did I Get Here

Ready 4 death | Jacob | 20 | Taurus | Cosplayer | he/him

[grumpymerprince]

WHO IS HE

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[nocountryforoldjetpacks]

Idk what I have to lose at this point

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[grumpymerprince]

Been feeling water colours lately

[grumpymerprince]

Actually forgot I had this. Idk who's following me, but I would appreciate if some people popped up.

[joaquinterrero-archive]

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

[pussylightlytoasted]

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

[justcatposts]

BODY SLAMMED

[ilovecats4ever]

TRAIN AND FIGHT

[nvlliel]

WARRIOR MALE

[warriormale]

Great hip toss.

Where do they train and fight?

WarriorMale

[cowboy-garfield]

[badluckbadger]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

[licentious-babe]

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

[plantfunerals]

“ooo!”

[mydeddyalabama]

[markv5]

Ловушка для наивных!…

[markv5-translated]

A trap for the naive! …

[gangsters-wife]

[obsessiveloveconfessions]

[sensry]

Stimmy! Source: X

[mad-maz]

[thehauntingofjulia]

me, cautiously entering mens bathroom: please dont let there be piss everywhere

Cis men: incomprehensible. Have a terrible day.

[real-retail-stories]

[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DON’T WANT TO BE FIRED]

I’m a bra fitter in the UK. Won’t name the store, but it’s one that’s internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.

A few months ago a German woman, who didn’t speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didn’t know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.

I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - “she doesn’t know what she’s doing / she’s so young– have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I won’t take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / she’s not using european sizing, is she stupid” - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.

I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.

I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.

Watching all the colour drain from that woman’s face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

[aberrantkenosis]

Yeah, I love SJWs…………………..

Smooth Jazz Waluigis.