hello, my lovelies. ^u^

hello, loves. my name is callie opheee or Umbra. it's Up to yoU on what yoU call me. and i'm UsUally pretty chipper, even more so after the help of the horroterrors, the voice no longer tormenting me. irritate me enoUgh and yoU might see the, ahem, darker side of me. bUt moving on, if yoU'd ever like to chat or anything, jUst drop by or drop off a message! i have to go now. bUsy bUsy bUsy! {Alternate Troll!UU} ((RP blog/Art blog etc.)) Status: grim̕da͟r̸ḱ.̷

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Contact the Old Gods

[soulsinshadow]

You have an odd feeling of discomfort that says you shouldn’t look her in the eyes as you said this. You banish it as best you can.

It ̡si̛mp҉ly̸ mea̷ns̶ ͜we̷ w͘oul͏d̕ be i͘n̸side yo̧u͟r mind agaįn.̨ F҉or̶ e̸xa̛m͢p̢le͡,̕ w̵e u͟s͠e̢ ̧o͟u͠r͡ l͝in͞k͜ with y͘o̕u to ̀f͘o̷rçe ̀h̢i͝m̶ down w̛h̛ere̷ ̀y̕o͢u wo͡u͡ldn̶t̶ ̴h̀a͟v̸e̶ ͘to͢ ̢h҉ea̸r h͝i͝m͢. ̵B̶ut as fo̕r҉ ͞m͢e̛mo̷r̨y,͏ ye͏s҉, we ćou͞ld̸ lo҉o͏k҉ ͡i͜n̶t̀o i̷t͏ i͠f͞ ͞we̛ ͡w̸is̀he̢ḑ.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<his yellow eyes seem to avoid your own for a moment until they flick back, reassuring you.>

i see. well then! i believe it to be fUlly satisfactory then, i have no qUalms over the contract details. will it be the same method as before?

[soulsinshadow]

Gre̕at͘ ~

He smiles, any negative feeling forgotten in your anticipation. He then extends a hand to her.

A̵n͡d yes, to reestablish a connection.͟ W҉e̸ ͜ap͝o͞l͘og̡i҉z̶e in͠ a̛dv҉a̧nce̷ f̕o͠r any̴ ̷di͟sc̷omfo̷r͡t̨.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<Smiling in return, you step closer to take the offered hand, warmth meeting ice. It's almost so cold that ice-burns are inevitable but it never seems to happen. Pulling your mind back from idling, you brace - prepared for what was about to happen.*

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Contact the Old Gods

[soulsinshadow]

The mist that spills from the broken orb begins to resolve itself into a vaguely human shape, expanding as if filling a mold. It brightens with colors and hardens into skin, hair, etc until it has taken the form of a small child, the remainder of the swirling darkness settling around his body in an aura. He blinks, stretches his back and rubs at his eyes as if he’d just been woken up. He gives the other a tired smile though and stands straighter, his eyes bright and back to their usual yellow color.

H͠e̷l̷lo͜ aga̛in̶ ~ ̢ W̷e̶ tak̀e ͜t̀hiş to ̕m͜e͜an̛ ͟you̷re ͘r̵e͏ady͝.̸ ͜D̛i͏d͞ ̢you ͘wi̶s̀h̷ t͘o ͞c̛ḩan̴ge̴ ̢any of́ ͏the ̧p̢r̸e͢v͞i̷o̷us̛ tȩŗm͘s̶ o͘f̀ ͝thi͡s ͠contr̕a̶c͏t ͜b͡efore̡ ͟it̕ take҉s ef҉f͝ect ͜ag͞ain?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You watch motionless as the mist takes form, solidifying into a humanoid shape as the colours flow through it. It’s happening so quickly, blink and you’ll miss it. And miss it you do, natural reactions causing you to blink and when you open them again he’s standing before you, looking almost … tired? It’s strange but you bow, smiling back at him.>

greetings. what do the terms consist of? jUst wondering so that i know fUlly of oUr contract and can alter if needs be! i’m sUre nothing will need changing bUt it doesn’t hUrt to know!

[soulsinshadow]

The boy simply nods and his eyes dart upward for a moment as you briefly consider something.

Yo̴u͘d ͜bé u̴n̸d́er̨ ̨ou͟r ínflu̵én̕ce͞ ̶a̶ga̕in a̶s we̕d̛ ̴ņe͝e̢d̛ ́a̵cc͞es͟s ţo͞ ͠yo͏ur ́thin̡ḱp̶aǹ ́an̶d͝ y̛ou̵ w̕o̸u͞l҉d ̵su̴b͝mit ̨t̷ǫ ou͜r̕ ͠d̡irȩct͘io͝n̡ sh͏ou҉l̷d ̧we͝ ͢r̛e̷q̴uest҉ s̶ome͝t̢h̸ing͟ ҉o̸f y͡o͢ų. ͢In͡ ̶tur̴n,҉ wed ̧kee̶p y͡our li̸t̡tl͡e̕ ̶ment̷al̨ pr͠o̧b̴l͘e͜m̷ u҉n͝der w҉r̸aps;͏ ͞he̸ wi҉l͞l ̨n̸o͞t͞ ͡b̛e͞ áb̷le ̕t͠ơ fo̧rc̶e h͠im͡śe͢l͡f͘ ͞t̶o̶ t̕h̨e f̡or̡e ͢and̡ ́ḩi͞s v͢o̷i̕c̛e̷ wil͞l͝ ͞be̸ ͠s̕il͟e͟n҉ced u͝n͠ĺeşs ͠you҉ p͟er͠m͏it ơth͞e͞rw͟i̢se͜. Does ̢any̨th̡i̧n̵g require ̛further explanation or are there any special circumstances be e̸l̀a͟bo̧ra҉ted̵ upo͞n̴?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You press your index fingers together as he speaks, listening to each crackling word with great care. Once he’s finished with his explanation, you nod and smile again.>

i am perfectly alright with all of that, except one *teeny* little thing. when yoU say “access to my thinkpan”, how so do yoU mean? are yoU referring to memories or something else entirely? not worried aboUt it, of coUrse! merely wondering.

[soulsinshadow]

You have an odd feeling of discomfort that says you shouldn’t look her in the eyes as you said this. You banish it as best you can.

It ̡si̛mp҉ly̸ mea̷ns̶ ͜we̷ w͘oul͏d̕ be i͘n̸side yo̧u͟r mind agaįn.̨ F҉or̶ e̸xa̛m͢p̢le͡,̕ w̵e u͟s͠e̢ ̧o͟u͠r͡ l͝in͞k͜ with y͘o̕u to ̀f͘o̷rçe ̀h̢i͝m̶ down w̛h̛ere̷ ̀y̕o͢u wo͡u͡ldn̶t̶ ̴h̀a͟v̸e̶ ͘to͢ ̢h҉ea̸r h͝i͝m͢. ̵B̶ut as fo̕r҉ ͞m͢e̛mo̷r̨y,͏ ye͏s҉, we ćou͞ld̸ lo҉o͏k҉ ͡i͜n̶t̀o i̷t͏ i͠f͞ ͞we̛ ͡w̸is̀he̢ḑ.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<his yellow eyes seem to avoid your own for a moment until they flick back, reassuring you.>

i see. well then! i believe it to be fUlly satisfactory then, i have no qUalms over the contract details. will it be the same method as before?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Contact the Old Gods

[soulsinshadow]

The mist that spills from the broken orb begins to resolve itself into a vaguely human shape, expanding as if filling a mold. It brightens with colors and hardens into skin, hair, etc until it has taken the form of a small child, the remainder of the swirling darkness settling around his body in an aura. He blinks, stretches his back and rubs at his eyes as if he’d just been woken up. He gives the other a tired smile though and stands straighter, his eyes bright and back to their usual yellow color.

H͠e̷l̷lo͜ aga̛in̶ ~ ̢ W̷e̶ tak̀e ͜t̀hiş to ̕m͜e͜an̛ ͟you̷re ͘r̵e͏ady͝.̸ ͜D̛i͏d͞ ̢you ͘wi̶s̀h̷ t͘o ͞c̛ḩan̴ge̴ ̢any of́ ͏the ̧p̢r̸e͢v͞i̷o̷us̛ tȩŗm͘s̶ o͘f̀ ͝thi͡s ͠contr̕a̶c͏t ͜b͡efore̡ ͟it̕ take҉s ef҉f͝ect ͜ag͞ain?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You watch motionless as the mist takes form, solidifying into a humanoid shape as the colours flow through it. It’s happening so quickly, blink and you’ll miss it. And miss it you do, natural reactions causing you to blink and when you open them again he’s standing before you, looking almost … tired? It’s strange but you bow, smiling back at him.>

greetings. what do the terms consist of? jUst wondering so that i know fUlly of oUr contract and can alter if needs be! i’m sUre nothing will need changing bUt it doesn’t hUrt to know!

[soulsinshadow]

The boy simply nods and his eyes dart upward for a moment as you briefly consider something.

Yo̴u͘d ͜bé u̴n̸d́er̨ ̨ou͟r ínflu̵én̕ce͞ ̶a̶ga̕in a̶s we̕d̛ ̴ņe͝e̢d̛ ́a̵cc͞es͟s ţo͞ ͠yo͏ur ́thin̡ḱp̶aǹ ́an̶d͝ y̛ou̵ w̕o̸u͞l҉d ̵su̴b͝mit ̨t̷ǫ ou͜r̕ ͠d̡irȩct͘io͝n̡ sh͏ou҉l̷d ̧we͝ ͢r̛e̷q̴uest҉ s̶ome͝t̢h̸ing͟ ҉o̸f y͡o͢ų. ͢In͡ ̶tur̴n,҉ wed ̧kee̶p y͡our li̸t̡tl͡e̕ ̶ment̷al̨ pr͠o̧b̴l͘e͜m̷ u҉n͝der w҉r̸aps;͏ ͞he̸ wi҉l͞l ̨n̸o͞t͞ ͡b̛e͞ áb̷le ̕t͠ơ fo̧rc̶e h͠im͡śe͢l͡f͘ ͞t̶o̶ t̕h̨e f̡or̡e ͢and̡ ́ḩi͞s v͢o̷i̕c̛e̷ wil͞l͝ ͞be̸ ͠s̕il͟e͟n҉ced u͝n͠ĺeşs ͠you҉ p͟er͠m͏it ơth͞e͞rw͟i̢se͜. Does ̢any̨th̡i̧n̵g require ̛further explanation or are there any special circumstances be e̸l̀a͟bo̧ra҉ted̵ upo͞n̴?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You press your index fingers together as he speaks, listening to each crackling word with great care. Once he's finished with his explanation, you nod and smile again.>

i am perfectly alright with all of that, except one *teeny* little thing. when yoU say "access to my thinkpan", how so do yoU mean? are yoU referring to memories or something else entirely? not worried aboUt it, of coUrse! merely wondering.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"Yes we usually try to help the weak along, to nurture them and let them grow. "

it's interesting that yoU do that actUally. hUmans seem to focUs on the well-being of the individUal as opposed to the species  overall. correct?

[cameocreme]

Tried the “Discover your Assassin name” link from the fb post. I got The Saucy Corset. Sounds more the the madam of a brothel, but it’s not like that wouldn’t work in with the AC universe.

Seriously though, when are corsets ever not saucy?

[jackvvynand]

The Sophisticated Belle. SO FANCY~~~

[altairyourclothesoff]

The Slaughtering Cherry. bad a

[donkjonah-deactivated20180726]

the dangerous tickler

cries

[thi4f]

hunky gigolo

[clingy-ghost]

THE DEADLY FEATHER.

I HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE ALLERGIC~

[eightertrek]

The Sneaky Life-Ender……………………….. nO SHIT„„

[deathdefied]

The Ravishing Whore

[miyku]

The Breaking Lady

[elicaryn]

Mysterious Feather.

[majormajeran]

The Fluffy  Damsel

really?

[pentaghast-deactivated20160625]

Spearing  Dominatrix 

OooOh …

[legolasshole-blog]

*~*~*~*The Slaughtering Vixen*~*~*~*

[saccharinesinger]

The Stabbing Aphrodite?

I could get used to that.

[birdiehime-deactivated20140211]

Striking Lioness BAM

TAKE THAT

[kungfucockcrusher]

Bloodthirsty nun

imma cry

[grumpyumbra-blog]

{The Mysterious Tigress

Hells yeah :3}

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Contact the Old Gods

<Following the end of the conversation with them through the medium of the orb, you lay it carefully on the cushions before uncurling from them yourself, stretching your limbs and adjusting your suit. You dearly hoped that it wouldn’t be damaged in the change, after all, it’s so difficUlt to find a good seamstress on this planet! Pushing the matter of good tailoring from your head, you scoop up the orb to move to the centre of the room, looking at the swirled surface before dropping it at shoulder height. The orb seems to hang in the air for a split-second until it hurtles down to collide with the flagstones, the darkness shattering into a darkmist on the floor. Now to wait.>

[soulsinshadow]

The mist that spills from the broken orb begins to resolve itself into a vaguely human shape, expanding as if filling a mold. It brightens with colors and hardens into skin, hair, etc until it has taken the form of a small child, the remainder of the swirling darkness settling around his body in an aura. He blinks, stretches his back and rubs at his eyes as if he’d just been woken up. He gives the other a tired smile though and stands straighter, his eyes bright and back to their usual yellow color.

H͠e̷l̷lo͜ aga̛in̶ ~ ̢ W̷e̶ tak̀e ͜t̀hiş to ̕m͜e͜an̛ ͟you̷re ͘r̵e͏ady͝.̸ ͜D̛i͏d͞ ̢you ͘wi̶s̀h̷ t͘o ͞c̛ḩan̴ge̴ ̢any of́ ͏the ̧p̢r̸e͢v͞i̷o̷us̛ tȩŗm͘s̶ o͘f̀ ͝thi͡s ͠contr̕a̶c͏t ͜b͡efore̡ ͟it̕ take҉s ef҉f͝ect ͜ag͞ain?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You watch motionless as the mist takes form, solidifying into a humanoid shape as the colours flow through it. It's happening so quickly, blink and you'll miss it. And miss it you do, natural reactions causing you to blink and when you open them again he's standing before you, looking almost ... tired? It's strange but you bow, smiling back at him.>

greetings. what do the terms consist of? jUst wondering so that i know fUlly of oUr contract and can alter if needs be! i'm sUre nothing will need changing bUt it doesn't hUrt to know!

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Callie: Relax

[thatcorduroygirl-deactivated201]

She shrugs.

its n0t amazing

but anythings better than what i left

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You tap the railing as you swoop along, the metal ringing from the contact of your claws before you drop off the end of it, coat flapping as you land. Continuing along the path, you’re now walking along the cliff base, close to where they glow like the sun.>

mmm, i think i Understand yoUr meaning. however, a little word of advice that i shall leave to hang in the air, yoU do not have to pay heed if yoU do not wish to, merely trying to assist: Use everyday as if it was yoUr very last one alive. Unless yoU believe in dreambUbbles … in which case it woUld be yoUr last day of existence. no-one shoUld wallow in their home, not seeing what life has to offer! was it not always the hUman saying; carpe diem? now yoU’re free, yoU have to embrace what yoU do have!

[thatcorduroygirl-deactivated201]

whats this ab0ut wallowing in my h0me

*smirks*

dont have 0ne to wall0w in

i live on the streets

not much 0pportunity t0 live life to its fullest there

[grumpyumbra-blog]

yoU don’t have a hive?? bUt… how do yoU not get bUrnt by the sUnlight if yoU do not have a place to shelter? yoU oUght to be bUrnt to a fleshy crisp!

<your eyes narrow, focusing on what skin of hers you can see; not seeing burns on her cheekbones or scorches on her brow, your own furrows a little.>

do yoU not have the boondollars or gold for a hive of yoUr own?

[thatcorduroygirl-deactivated201]

*looks at her in confusion*

what are y0u talking about

i live in a city

theres t0o much sm0g for a sunburn

and n0 i dont

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<Blinks back, confusion clear on your face>

i don’t know what a city or a smog is. they soUnd *far* too odd to be real. and treasUre is everywhere! yoU jUst need to look for it Under the correct circUmstances. it’s not Uncommon to locate treasUre on alternia, commonly in deserted hives. <Slight flush of embarrassment.> i’ve had to look a few times in my short life. need gold to live, gold to sUrvive. if yoU needed any, i’m sUre we coUld find some before yoUr retUrn joUrney to earth!

[thatcorduroygirl-deactivated201]

*smirks*

well they exist

there isnt that much treasure 0n earth

i mainly just pickpocket pe0ple

and that might work

th0ugh knowing my luck ill be accused 0f stealing it

[grumpyumbra-blog]

<You look up at the taller girl, eyes wide in earnest.>

if they did did that, i coUld perhaps help back yoU Up? to prove that yoU foUnd it here, not having stolen it from anyone.

<You round the corner, now on a fine ledge that gives a perfect view point of the crystal cliffs, the sheer surfaces glowing in the pink and green moonlight. Waving a gloved hand you gesture to the cliffs.>

those are the crystal cliffs. aren't they wonderfUl?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Contact the Old Gods

<Following the end of the conversation with them through the medium of the orb, you lay it carefully on the cushions before uncurling from them yourself, stretching your limbs and adjusting your suit. You dearly hoped that it wouldn't be damaged in the change, after all, it's so difficUlt to find a good seamstress on this planet! Pushing the matter of good tailoring from your head, you scoop up the orb to move to the centre of the room, looking at the swirled surface before dropping it at shoulder height. The orb seems to hang in the air for a split-second until it hurtles down to collide with the flagstones, the darkness shattering into a darkmist on the floor. Now to wait.>

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Excel̡l̵ȩnt̕. ̧The͟n w̧ell be ̕lo͡ok̨i͏n̶g ̵f̷or̶w̕a͢rd̴ ̷t͜o͠ ͘seeing you ~

i shall be contacting yoU properly very soon. see yoU then!

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"True. And while you view killing your own children as normal, we view it as deeply terrifying and horrific. "

see, that's what i find a little confUsing aboUt hUmans. yoU see something necessary in oUr cUltUre to be horrific; like the cUllings, whereas we deem it common and not reqUiring of oUr attention. admittedly, adUlts are killed as well if not in greater nUmbers every few sweeps. they say it's to remove the weak, to keep the species strong. do hUmans do things very differently then?

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"That's true. " The difference between cultures hadn't really occurred to you before. " I guess I shouldn't of judged another species by my own experiences. "

probably not, especially when comparing two species that are so different! where yoU have those strange adUlt hUmans that for some reason look after grUbs as opposed to cUlling them, we have lUsii. the list is large and very varied in differences!

[grumpyumbra-blog]

Hehe҉,̴ yes, ͜he d̸id.̧ An͘d t̵he̴ŗe ̢is ̴no n҉e͟ed ̸f͏o͢r͜ ҉a͡p͟o͟l̡o͜gi̛e͞s̶. T͞he̡r͝e w̸er͜ent any͠ such͡ ͢r̨eq͝uire͏ment͢s e͘x̨a̛ctly, bu͟t̨ shar̨i͘n͟g it w̵it̴h too̶ m̴an͘y̡ o͞r̸ w͝it͏h̵ th͠os̸ę ̷you ̡do n̴ǫt ͝t́r̀ust ҉woųl̴d̶ ̡ha͜vę b́e҉come ͘probl҉e̡ma͟ti͘c. Do you ͠s͡t͝i̴ll belie̡v͝e͡ yoų wil͝l ̛u͜śe ̡i̵t?̴

well lUckily i do trUst sollUx so i knew it woUldn't be a problem with him thoUgh i'm not so sUre aboUt lilith...

bUt, yes! i will Use it soon: soon being tonight! i was contemplating contacting yoU tonight to renew the contract when the orb began its whispering. perfect timing, i'd say!

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"Wait troll toddlers don't? Well I guess it wouldn't be a problem then"

dUe to oUr level of responsibility to oUr caretakers, we cannot afford sUch lUxUries even at sUch a yoUng age. bUt since she has no lUsUs, it may or may not differ from normal actions.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"Yes, it would be. Though it would also be hard getting her to listen to me i'm sure. "

indeed it woUld be! aren't hUman wrigglers renowned for having very short attention spans? not that it goes when they're older bUt it's more associated with the yoUng ones.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"My thoughts exactly. Though she seems to have retained her memory and intelligence. "

thank goodness for that then! it'd have been simply awfUl if she'd forgotten everything after she was 3 sweeps old: and i'm certain that it'd be very difficUlt to get her to consUme ... what was it again? hard alcohol? in any case, it woUld be very difficUlt to get her to take what is needed to change her back if she'd forgotten.

[grumpyumbra-blog]

HELLO SISTER. I JuST THOUGHT YOU SHOuLD KNOW. NOW THAT I'M FREE. NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE FOR A WHILE. I WILL STILL BE IN CONTROL. I WILL STILL BE STRONGER. AND ALWAYS BETTER AT CHESS. WHO KNOWS. MAYBE NEXT TIME WE PLAY. I WON'T EVEN HAVE TO EAT THE PIECES. HAA HAA HOO. [actually i really miss you and i'm sorry my computer's been broken ;-;]

good evening, brother. yoU *really* shoUldn't be so sUre of that, brother dear; how do yoU know if i've become stronger dUring yoUr extended absence? perhaps more powerfUl than yoU? besides, the only reason yoU managed to beat me that *one* time was becaUse yoU cheated! and i still have been able to replace the missing pieces from my poor chest set so we may jUst have to delay as i procUre new ones and decorate them to my liking! U_U

{wkajr ehmahgerd can you go on skype??}

[grumpyumbra-blog]

"You know Roxy? And yes, though it's more to get them away from abusive parents. Or they might just put her in an orphanage. Either way it wouldn't be very good when she turned back to a full grown troll"

roxy and i have shared correspondence on several occasions, some where she was more inebriated than others so it's relatively easy to assUme the effects of alcohol withoUt ever having tried it myself. considering the options, it woUld be wisest to take her into yoUr own care Until she is able to revert back to her older form.