[cryptwretch]

black metal commenters are obvi an extremely mixed bag but no one else talks like this

[cryptwretch]

[cryptwretch]

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[powerburial]

[angelicguy]

I feel like if we could access a dog's dream for even a second we'd be so so terrified

[orcboxer]

gnome buddies hooked me up with a chortler, now I'm always on the lookout for my next giggle fix. got arrested for public jubilation and they took all my snickers and even my haha. but what's that i got stashed in my sock? that's right a guffaw

[contemptible-scoundrel]

gnomes keep going on joyrides with their tricked out berrycars with the loud engines and I just cannot get enough sleep. I've set up an array of taut ankle height piano wires throughout my berry bushes which will hopefully sort out the issue quick

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[tim-official]

why are you glorifying weed . I just saw your latest reblog why are what is wrong with you . Weed is the first drug to affect 2

2

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[lelouch]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[rongzhi]

Wuling vans

English added by me :)

[puddox]