Hogwarts School Of Pimpcraft

Names Kanaya Though Youve Probably Heard Me Called By A Few Other Names Im A Fourth Year At Hogwarts And A Somewhat Proud Member Of Gryffindor Even If The Colors Do Clash With My Eyes As stated, you are Kanaya Maryam, and you are a fourth year. You enjoy tormenting those that are younger than you, usually by flirting with them in the worst of ways. You like to think that you're proficient in potions, and you boast about it all you can. In truth, however, you are a bit weak at them. On any given day, you can be found with your owl, Tupac, in the Gryffindor common rooms, or traipsing through the halls looking for first years to torment. Pottermore: Rosemist12256

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Sooooo

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Pardon Me As I Poke My Head In Here For A Briiiiief Moment

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Maybe If I Just

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hey <3

whats up

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Hey There <3 Again

Ahaha Nothings Up Its Just Kinda Been Awhile Huh ?  

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Maybe If I Just

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yo

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Oh Karkat

Uh Hey There

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Maybe If I Just

Nooooope

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What If I Just

Naaahhhh

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wow

yes

okay

you hear that sound?

thats the sound of all my books dropping to the floor and me performing a sick as pirouette right into my coon

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I Was Saying You Sleep With Me While Cuddling With Shirts Off  Like We Did Before But Shit That Works Too

Hehe

Point Is My Boobs Get Em Every Time 

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>Snort.

well see then

try and get to me

you wont by the way

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Meh Too Lazy

But Heres The Deal Ill Offer You Totes Awesome Cuddles Shirts Off Too In The Gryffindor Common Room If You Sleep 

Sound Good

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luckily im hidden safely from the clutches of my meddling matesprit

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You Underestimate The Power Of Meddlosity Meddilability ...

Meddling 

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too late

already done it

i think its been three days?

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... You Had Better Hope I Dont Find You

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ill be fine

whats a few nights without sleep???

ill make sure not to inconvenience you by going to the hospital wing

dont worry(;B

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Karkat I Will Drag You Into A Coon By Your Horn If You Try Pulling All Nighters All Dayers Whatever 

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been studying like crazy

also been testing out some new recipes and shit

other than that its been pretty dull

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Just Dont Push Yourself Too Hard Okay Karkat Id Hate To Have To Start Visiting The Hospital Wing The Colors Totally Clash With My Natural Color Pallet  

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yeah

its kinda shitty that everyone went off and died somewhere liek that

i had some things i needed to take care of but

i cant get into contact with anyone

oh well

so whats up with you

howve you been

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They Just Couldnt Handle Our Swag  Or Something Like That

Ive Been Alright I Guess Just Busy And Shit Which Is Kind Of Dumb But Whatever How About You Hun 

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hey babe

sorry ive been super busy with shit and no one else seems to bother with this anymore so i figured itd be pointless to keep on

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Yeah I Guess I Can Understand That

Ive Been Super Busy Too Soooo Yeah 

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Anyone Even Around Anymore ? 

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Its Awfully Late

...

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And Apparently No One Cares About Stories From The Time I Was A Good Student Rude Just Plain Rude