a dumpster fire of opinions

a certifiable clusterfuck of things I can’t say in front of my family

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Adrian + Grace = Eve + Wall-E

Adrian + Rocky = Jessica + Roger Rabbit

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Hear me out: all decisions in government, from electing presidents to congressional voting, should be up to public vote on Kahoot

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no virus is stepping A FOOT on this motherfucker’s cruise ship

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if I’m actively shitting in the restroom at work and you recognize me by my shoes under the stall, please don’t engage, I’m fighting demons and have zero time for social interactions

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My older-sibling/child of divorce trauma came spilling out when listening to American Cars off the new album and now late stage capitalistic America is expecting me to go to work?!?!??

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The greatest acid trip through a kimono shop you will ever experience

This was a masterpiece. From the series to the two connecting movies, it was an incredible watch. A surreal, dreamy, nightmarish setting wrapped in neon textures and patterns portraying beautifully devastating stories.

I want to pick apart every brain who had a neuron firing to make this. I want 20 page essays written on how the background art told the story itself. I want each and every lore detail methodically spelled out to me so I don’t miss a goddamn thing.

I want everyone to go see this and give it all the love and adoration it deserves.

I am going to pass away

[sentientunconsciousness]

Hey so I just watched 2hrs of Markiplier getting his ass beat by the flesh amalgamation fish, who the fuck said this was boring?!?!

[savannahcore27]

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Violet “help me kick my kids out of my house for a special night” Bridgerton

Violet “let me prep the tea so it’s looking scrumptious” Bridgerton

Violet “I’m going to bury this man in my garden” Bridgerton

Violet “they’ll figure out what sex is eventually” Bridgerton

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That feeling when Benedict opened his stupid mouth

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I want them to keep Eloise a spinster! I want her to stay strong and independent and read so many books, WRITE so many books, travel the world, make so many friends in all parts of the globe, be herself with only herself because she is better than the ton and maybe I’m just projecting myself onto her but dearest gentle Bridgerton writers keep my queen single don’t let me lose my icon

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I’m sorry, but how could you look at this masterpiece of a frame and NOT want him to claim dominion over the world?

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*Neytiri holding Jake from falling off a floating island*

Neytiri: Jake, you’re too heavy, I can’t hang on!

Jake: Pretend I’m your child!

Neytiri: *loosens grip*

Jake: NOT SPIDER! NOT SPIDER!

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THE BESTEST BOY 🩵🦈⚡️

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Starting a gofundme for Giyuu’s chiro appointments

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Questions for the CDC (Specifically RFK Jr.)

- From a concerned US citizen

If I take Tylenol will I get better at math?

If I take Tylenol pm, will I only be autistic at night?

If I take Tylenol to break my fever, will it cancel out the fever or will I just have autism?

If I take Tylenol for foot pain, and my foot still hurts, does that mean my foot’s collected the autism?

If a pregnant woman gets a vaccine AND takes Tylenol, will the baby be considered an Avengers-level threat?

If Tylenol causes autism, but masking autism causes migraines, then what are we supposed to take for migraines? Should I skip and do cocaine?

Will I still get autism if I don’t take name brand?

[sentientunconsciousness]

You know why you didn’t get raptured today, it’s cause of that damn Tylenol