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hadetorium:
Guys…. we don’t talk about Bill in The Mindy Project NEARLY ENOUGH. Original. big. dick. energy….
wormrocks: / worm.
that feels more like a jab than is strictly necessary, causing worm to narrow their eyes and pin a glare on the other. “i am perfectly normally sized, thank you very much. you, however, are sized like you’re not-so-distantly related to bigfoot or a yeti or something.” the glare softens into a pensive look as they consider the rest of their shopping list. “what if i told you that i wanted one of every item that this stupid store keeps on the top shelves, mr extendo arms?”
grayson gives a pretend look of disgust, “don’t talk about my mother like that.” by this point of his life, he doesn’t care. in a lot of ways he’s just like the woman -- leaving town, coming back, maybe leaving again... but he got cursed with looking like a woman with commitment issues none the less. the little smirk gives it away, he’s just playing. “sorry.” grayson straights up a little taller and adjusts the basket tucked around his arm, “what do you need? i can help.” it’s not like he has anything better to do. the music store opens at odd hours because between the goats, llamas and chickens as well as his desire to WING IT he goes his own pace. “i forgot pickles anyways.”
jaelcardenas: / jael.
“Well, I don’t know a whole lot of people that know their way around a pipe. Can’t be that different from the human body,” Jael argued, kicking a toe against the wall causing the water to rush to the ground further. “See, it’s all connected. Just the same. How hard could it be? Teamwork.”
grayson was initially annoyed until she explained her reasoning. it gets a wheezy laugh and he bends over to catch his breath. “god,” once he stopped to really think about it, sure it’s funny. he hadn’t thought of it like that. houses have their wires which could be considered nerves, and their pipes... god, who knows? “stop!” grayson cackled, “you’re making it worse.” but the way he said it kind of seemed like a bulldozer could be the only thing to make it better. “you got some tools? i’ll look at it just stop.”
dwcller: / larkin.
Every part of him seemed to cringe on spot. Coagulated had to be one of the nastiest sounding words out there. Well, maybe he was just a little bit biased given the residue that had actually made contact with bare skin. While unknown fluids from a living being – mainly animals – hardly bothered him, mysterious gunk from something inorganic reaped the exact opposite reaction. He wanted nothing to do with that shit unless he had some heavy duty gloves on. Maybe even a hazmat suit.
“Don’t think it’s poisonous, do you?” Larkin almost sounded spooked with how slow he voiced the question. “Cause that don’t look like normal water.”
blood wasn’t his favorite thing while he was a doctor. hell, any body fluid outside of the body would give him the silent heebie jeebies because THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUTSIDE OF THE BODY ! ! ! grayson did have, however, a patient with the inability to coagulate their own blood. hemophilia is a nightmare. “i don’t know, does it burn? itch? tingle? you turning into a water monster?” he’d say spider-man but everyone knows you need a radioactive spider for that. “invest in nestle stock buddy because i wouldn’t drink it.” or shower in it because GAG.
grayson chuckled, “i’m sorry, i’m sorry. call a fuckin’ plumber, larkin!”
bvrningmuses: / eloise.
after her mother perished in the fire, it was as if lou’s soul perished as well. her mother was her best friend, despite the disputes they had, her mother had always been THERE. and was the first to encourage lou and her out of the box notions. lou recalled one time when she was younger and an argument she had gotten into with her mother. lou proclaimed, ‘i’m running away to the moon and you can’t stop me!’ in which lou’s mother responded with, ‘i’ll never stop you. only support.’ and proceeded to help lou to build a cardboard space ship.
when her mother died, lou was suddenly aware of just how ALONE she was in the world now. her grandmother was a heinous bitch who didn’t count and while she loved her friends…she felt as though they didn’t truly GET her. her mother’s death was finally what set the wheels in motion for her to finding out what she could about her birth father. and now…here he stood in front of her. painfully unaware of their relationship yet so BLATANTLY her father. they shared the same mannerisms, they had the same mouth. lou had her mother’s eyes but the way her brows crinkled in frustration? that was all her dad.
she was staring. she knew it was off putting but this was the first time he’d been this close. she’d seen him a couple of times at the store but was always too nervous to say anything. which was highly unlike lou. she never got nervous about things. “why thank you…i do my best.” giving a little curtsey in response to the adorable comment. his question as her humming, brows knitting into that furrow before she’s bending down to search under the sink, “ah-ha! drano. and i should have a hanger.” again she’s confused, the question has her shaking her head, “honestly…no fucking idea. i hope it’s not well water because i’ve been drinking from the tap…that doesn’t sound sanitary.” she’s itching the back of her neck nervously before leaning forward and extending a hand, “i’m uh…lou by the way.” your daughter. surprise! you’ve missed 25 birthdays you asshole. obviously he didn’t know SHE was his daughter but did he know that he had a daughter? or was her entire existence just…irrelevant to him. “i think you knew my mom.”
he’s never been much of a betting whim. sure, he was smart. it’s not like they just let anyone into med schools these days, but possibility and probability? grayson sucked ass at those. he doesn’t know what his grandmother did for her wealth and by this point, finally knowing the extent only left him with more questions. stocks? lottery before the lottery? the old woman went to the grave thinking he’d be better off but he’s not. grayson chuckles, “you here all week or somethin’?” he bit back teasingly, quirking brows with the clear amusement. he’s not as bright as he thinks he is. they’re clearly standing in her place. god, he’s awkward as hell. maybe he was before the fire but back then he was at least more sure of himself. “i’m no plumber but drano eats through anything.” if it’s a clog, it should do the trick. if it’s not... run for the hills. “eugh,” grayson hisses, not liking the idea of anyone drinking this swill much less her.
“if you feel sick, see a doctor.” grayson tells her with a little more authority. his eyes look at her hand before his own reaches out to shake it. “i’m grayson,” there’s that little factoid he’s known but hasn’t mentioned. I THINK YOU KNEW MY MOM. a sort of warmth crept into his cheeks, “yeah, i did.” he chuckles, “it’s a pretty small town. we went to school together,” they were in the same grade throughout their school years, of course he knew her. but he also knew what her favorite color was. or what it had been, when he knew her. had it changed? grayson knew what her favorite flower was, that she liked wearing high tops instead of heels ( AND HE GETS THAT, HE DOUBTS HE’D LIKE HEELS EITHER ), and what her favorite spot was in town. no matter what, he could always find her under some oak tree reading some book in the warmer days. “i was sorry to hear she passed away,” in the fire of all things.
he had once had the notion that they’d grow old together and kick the bucket rocking in some chairs on their front porch. hail hadn’t the same meaning in his head as it did for some. it’s one of the reasons he went with the harder thing, why he left in the first place... but did her mother ever tell her he had asked her to come with him? begged her, promised her, loved her. in some way, he still did. he’d always love her; she was his first kiss, first girlfriend, first real love... you don’t just forget that kind of thing even if it ends horribly. no, in some strange way, it stays with you more, longer. haunts you.
“i don’t have a lot of regrets but you know, hail was a whole lot different twenty something years ago.” he’s not naive enough to hope it changed, “shit happens, right? you grow up and move on.” but god, he hadn’t. no, he’s a babbling idiot with sheep and llamas, and chickens and ghost cats.
bvrningmuses: / eloise.
she wasn’t good at this whole…LIVING on her own thing. lou moved out from her grandmother’s house after she’d found out that the elderly woman had known who her birth father was this entire time and had been keeping it from her. so when shit…almost quite literally started dripping from the ceiling she didn’t know WHO else to call. this seemed like a good job for a father who didn’t know he was your father. “well i mean…obviously the pipes are sick. seems like they could use a doctor…right? just…prescribe them some…antibiotics and be on your merry way?” she teased with the shrug of her shoulders, “i’m not sure what to do! i tried ignoring it but it seems like it’s just getting worse.”
his eyes squint up at the liquid. it looks clear but it’s also looking like it’s got a faded yellow tint to it. “that’s-that’s adorable.” grayson stammers before looking back at her. yeah, he knows who she is. it’s awkward as hell having known her mother, knowing what the last things he said to her was, spending those two years before the fire avoiding her... switching to a different side of the street when he saw her coming, hoping to get out of the spotlight before they ultimately collided. god, he wished he hadn’t now. he wished he had apologized when he could. horrible, horrible things had been said but he hadn’t meant them. they were spoken out of anger not out of truth. her daughter... he guessed this is some kind of way to make up for things, somehow. “ignoring it is literally the worst thing you can do.”
he’s reminded of the times he’s said that to patients and he snorts. can’t escape it.
“got any drano and a wire coat hanger? i’m guessing that could work.” an educated guess? not at all. “are you hooked up to city water or well water? i don’t remember if the town switched it out.” he’d be almost right to assume most ground and well water was contaminated. “might have to rip the ceiling down to find the leak ‘cause that’s definitely a leak.” if not the goop, the ceiling needs to be redone one way or the other. “it’ll mold up if you ignore it anymore.”
dwcller: / larkin.
“Plummer, doc, cashier– whatever. Listen, I just felt that gunk drip on me– like splat on my doggone head, and I might’ve, kinda freaked, alright?” The catastrophe of a response nearly left him winded from how fast Larkin blabbered. “My fat thumb just hit whatever contact while I was prayin’ I ain’t livin’ in some Ghostbusters flick.”
ok, ok, he kind of gets that. if it dripped on his own head he’d probably freak out himself. these days, a lot of shit sends him into panic mode. he swears he still hears steve meowing but by the time he’s out of breath, he has to convince himself it’s a live cat and not the ghost of his old pal. sure, there are worse things to imagine but when you’re losing your damn mind? GHOST CAT IS NOT IT. “it’s probably just coagulated water. rome wasn’t built in a day,” grayson chuckles a wheezy kind of laugh, “but most of our town was.” yeah, grayson’s the kind of guy to giggle at a funeral and swear a body moved. never mind medical training because he’s a god damn nightmare these days.
it’s no surprise he’s a total failure; though not for the lack of trying, he made it through medical school and became a doctor who came home to practice medicine. he was great... and then he was a shell of the man some used to call doctor wyatt. “when you said you needed a doctor,” why him of all people? he came running when they said it was an emergency, “i think you were thinking about a plumber.” he watches the goop drip down from the ceiling. “or the priest from the exorcist.” for fuck’s sake, why him of all people? there’s a reason he retired.
wormrocks: / worm.
there’s music playing over the loudspeakers, worms notes, the pounding bass not close enough to overwhelm but still very much present. but they don’t mind it, the beat blurring into the otherwise still air as he considers the odds that he’d plummet backwards if he tried to climb the shelves to get to the last box of chocolate chip eggos. “you look like you have obnoxiously long arms,” they comment, staring down another shopper. “could you get me some eggos?” and seriously, fuck being short — what did they do to deserve this?
the music is shit. grayson equates it something close to jungle bunny pop elevator music and as tempting as it is to jam a fork in his ears to drown it out, his attention is captured by a voice asking for something. what? oh, eggos. “i was told they’re normal length. you’re just pequeño.” maybe not best to fuck with the guy but hey, he’s got nothing better to do. he at least grabs the box for him and tosses it his way. he’s not a total asshat even if there had been a small part of him that wanted to pretend like he’d take it himself but he doesn’t like eggos. if he fills up on any kind of bread, it’s hot pockets and texas toast. “anything else before extendo arms take off?”
bill hader / male — ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀɪʟ, grayson wyatt. i am sure he is eager to return to their home in paradise park. the 40 year old music store owner will be certain to shake things up.
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