tomorrow never dies.

out of the ASHES, i'm b u r n i n g like a fire. you can save your apologies, you're nothing but a L I A R. i've got shame, i've got scars that i will never show- i'm a survivor in more ways than you know.

[jxspcrs-archive]

“drinks on you tonight then yeah? if you want to join the brown boys club that’s one hundred percent okay with me - i’m pretty sure the only two requirements are to be brown and have a pair of valentino underwear - i can definitely supply the latter.” 

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“i’ll spend the little money i do have on you. you deserve it out of all the people i know. valentino make boxers? how expensive are they? i could save up. i mean...i’ll borrow yours, i’ll just wash them.”

[ausxtin]

“i just…. what? i’m confused. i don’t know what just happened.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“don’t you totally hate me?”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

imessage to princessa sofia ♔

sof: snappy? yikes, if you wouldve said please then maybe

alex: please?

[valxn-blog]

“what? no, it wasn’t your fault. it was my fault, ninety-percent of the time it is anyway.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“how did he even find out about us?!”

[ausxtin]

“…..what?”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“or...not.”

[claire-mars-blog]

“I’m more interested in free breadsticks than I am your bank account, so you can be my olive garden sugar daddy.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“I can actually do that for you. I can get you free breadsticks and salad if that’s something you’re into. It’s what I do to get girls to fall in love with me.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

imessage to princessa sofia ♔

sof: sounds like an alex problem and less of a sofia problem

alex: can u just give me the keys?? we live under the same roof

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

imessage to princessa sofia ♔

alex: i forgot my backpack in ur trunk

[tposeysource-blog1]

Tyler Posey  on The IMDb Yacht Party At San Diego Comic-Con.

[jinkiesvalencia-blog]

“you’re speaking my language. that’s honestly the only reason i go to frat parties. i make sure sofia doesn’t almost overdose in the bathroom again.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“don’t you ever have any fun at parties though? you deserve to let loose and get laid every once in a while.”

[valxn-blog]

“austin found out that we sleep together whenever me and him are on break, and he just started off on one at me and i couldn’t take any more of it.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“------- so it was my fault you two broke up?!”

[iscdcra]

“i’m strongly considering becoming a barista solely for the tips, man.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“will you get me free coffee if i give you tips?”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

@accarix: awkward when you're a bitch but have no lives to ruin :/

@wtfalex: @accarix i thought it was too quiet around here

[valxn-blog]

“i wasn’t jealous over him exactly, it’s just super complicated right now but that doesn’t mean we can’t still sleep together. it’s got nothing to do with us, or kinda’ actually a lot to do with us.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“wait, what does that mean?”

[valxn-blog]

“i had some things to sort out, come on. you know that i can make it up to you if you give me the chance.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“you had to kick some ass ‘cause you were jealous over austin, you mean? i get it, val, you don’t have to explain yourself to me. but you might wanna rethink making out with me in front of him to prove a point when you turn into the she-hulk the second he bats his eyes at a girl.”

[jinkiesvalencia-blog]

“nope, i have no idea.” she shrugged. “you’re right about that. i’m glad you see it my way. other than getting ditched, how was the party for you?”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“it was alright. i didn’t stay long. you know that parties aren’t really my thing. i’m like...the party dad. i don’t drink and i make sure sofia doesn’t kill herself.”

[valxn-blog]

“considering my ‘wages’ barely even cover my rent, then a sugar daddy sounds like a beautiful idea.”

[gtfoalexanders-blog]

“you left me with blue balls on thursday, so, i suddenly have no money.”