Prompt: Champagne
@kingdonmicrofic | 500 words | Rated G | 2/31 | Castle AU
âI still donât understand why you killed off Derek Storm, Frank.âÂ
Frank rolls his eyes. This again. âHavenât you ever wanted anything new and exciting, Abby?âÂ
âNo,â Abby says curtly, leaning against the bar. âWhat I want is my bestselling mystery writer to not have killed off the best spy since James Bond.âÂ
âAre you saying that as my bloodsucking publisher, or my bloodsucking ex-wife?âÂ
âLeave it alone, Abs,â Frank says, reaching over to grab a glass of champagne and hand it to her. âItâs a party, didnât you hear?âÂ
âAnd have you found that something new and exciting, Frank?â Abby asks, taking a delicate sip of her drink. âBecause my sources say that you havenât written in weeks.âÂ
âMy sources say that youâve been listless, sitting around in your pajamas, staring at an empty page. My sources say youâve lost it.âÂ
âYour sources are wrong,â Frank lies. So what if his bestselling character bored him to tears so much that he killed him off in the latest book? So what if heâs lost his muse, his creativity, his will to write? âI havenât lost anything.âÂ
Abby smiles tightly, taunting him as she makes her way over to the other end of the bar, where a young redhead sits with some headphones, hunched over a science textbook and paying no attention to the party.Â
âMy sources are never wrong,â Abby says about their teenage daughter, kissing her on the forehead before turning to him. âYou owe me new pages next month, or weâre demanding the advance back.âÂ
âI already spent it,â Frank jabs, âdivorcing you.âÂ
Abby flips him off, gives one last kiss to Pennyâs forehead, and then makes her way across the party.Â
âWhatâd you do this time?â Penny sighs, taking off her headphones.Â
âNothing,â Frank protests, motioning to the bartender for another glass of champagne.
âYou mustâve done something.âÂ
âSo I killed off Derek Storm, so what.âÂ
Penny rolls her eyes. âMom just wants whatâs best.âÂ
âWhatâs best for who?â Frank says lightly, accepting the drink from the bartender and downing it in one. âEverything with Derek just felt so predictable, I mean come on, Iâve written ten books on him.âÂ
âIan Fleming wrote twelve books and two short story anthologies for Bond.âÂ
âI just wanted something new, something exciting, is that so much to ask for?âÂ
âMr. Langdon?â someone says from behind him.Â
Frank turns to see a blonde woman in a suit, flashing a police badge at himâoh god. Whatâs he done this time?
âDetective Mel King, NYPD, we need to ask you a few questions about a murder that took place earlier tonight.âÂ
âIâm sorry, officer, there must be a mistake,â he says, confused, âIâve been here all evening.âÂ
âNo, sir,â Detective King says, âyou misunderstand. We found a body earlier tonight, it was staged like one of your books. Weâd like to ask you a few questions.âÂ
Penny leans up, pats him on the shoulder, and says, âWell thatâs new.âÂ