i literally opened tumblr for the first time in months to make sure @dduane and @petermorwood have seen this specific meme.
I’m sure they have, but I just... I had to make *sure*.

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i literally opened tumblr for the first time in months to make sure @dduane and @petermorwood have seen this specific meme.
I’m sure they have, but I just... I had to make *sure*.
Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
There’s something about the conjunction of this spectacular weather photo and its perfect, petulant comment caption.
I literally always laugh at this XD
I’ve never seen a shit-eating grin performed by anything without a mouth before
why did shipping turn into a contest of “most accurate” or “most likely to be canon” why do i have to get a 40-slide powerpoint, three defense lawyers, a fortune teller, and a background check of myself and my whole immediate family to say i want two ppl to have sloppy makeouts in a car
Also: when did shipping turn into a ‘which relationship is the most healthiest in real life terms.’ I mean I ship people because I think their story is interesting, not to get relationship advice.
I ship people because I think their story is interesting, not to get relationship advice.
It's okay to like problematic things as long as you understand why they're problematic, and recognize they are an indulgence rather than a handbook.
hi! hope this isn't a bother but i was wondering -- do you have any favorite johnlock fics you could recommend? i've started watching series 4 finally and i have a craving. thanks so much in advance, and i hope you're having a lovely day!
Ah me. :)
If I attempted to share a list of faves, it would go on for quite a while if I really got my wheels under me and I had the time. I take it you saw the Baker Street Babes spreadsheet I reblogged the other day? A surprising amount of my preferred reading is scattered through there.
Let’s go instead for what I’m reading at the moment.
Please be warned: many of these are WIPs. I have no problem with WIPs as pretty much my whole damn relationship with fiction is built on a long series of WIPs, some of the longest of them mine. (Let us not FFS mention the name of a series that in 2019 will have been running for FORTY YEARS. George Martin has nothing on me.) I know some people won’t read WIPs, but I would not be one of those people. And the longer they are the better I like them, because where else does one put unquestioning faith these days? It’s got to go somewhere.
Anyway, all these are on AO3. Pardon me for not inserting links, as I’m in the middle of something. Use the search box at AO3, you’ll find everything.
Most recently (working backward down my notifications list) I’ve been reading (or rereading) fics by greywash (build your wings), Vulgarweed (The Dark Fire Will Avail You: since Tolkien seems to have fought shy of writing picaresque Maiar smut I have to get it somewhere), mydogwatson (Postcard Tales III), Chryse (Another Country), itsallfine (still missing the daily and sometimes multiply-daily updates on The Pieces That Fall To Earth), liriodendron (The Half Life of a Strange Quark), ancientreader (Pygmalion), tepidspongebath (numerous recent shorts), Mazarin221b (ditto, back after an absence and very welcome), lifeonmars (Points), scullyseviltwin (It Figures)… Also delighted to hear that Nana_41175′s Captive Hearts will update shortly.
That should be enough to be going on with, I think. :)
I'm so glad I follow you on Tumblr now because I just learned we have way more in common than I thought XD
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I believe the formal term is “For your consideration…”
A nomination would be great, a win would be wonderful, and IMO well-deserved.
Signal boost, please?
I've just read that in America, electric kettles aren't really a popular thing. Is this why in fics John always makes tea on the stove rather than an electric kettle?? Always wondered what the deal was there
probably. the only person i know with an electric kettle is @hudders-and-hiddles. stovetop kettles are more common (my parents have one) but these days tbh everyone else i know that drinks tea either makes it from a keurig or in the microwave.
Oh GOD, I love this big tea kettle debate between Brits and Americans. :)
I and other tea snobs like me have electric kettles, but we’re the exception rather than the rule. I’ve got one that’s a lovely green and that lights up when I turn it on like Sherlock’s does.
I (Brit) have a list of Mighty and Irrational Rage-Causing Americanisms in Sherlock Fic and stove kettles are just under the sidewalk. If you see what I mean.
Tea really does have such cache and resonance over here. A stove kettle really does mean the barbarians have overwhelmed us!!1
If I saw someone in Britain making tea from a stove I’d assume the setting was old-fashioned or they were old-fashioned, or their kettle was broken and they had yet to pay £7 for a new one in Argos because they’d been too busy to get to Argos.
Electric kettles are essential. Like you might not have a microwave but you’ll have a kettle.
Also apparently it’s to do with the electricity, why they’re so uncommon in the US. They’re on a different (amplitude? voltage? I didn’t listen much in physics as a kid) in the US so an electric kettle would take an age to boil, whereas here it’s only a couple of minutes.
This also means their electricity is less likely to kill by electrocution but more likely to cause house fires.
My source is one of Tom Scott’s YouTube videos, which I’d wholeheartedly recommend for people who like learning random things.
My American parents converted to electric kettles pretty late in life, possibly only after living in Europe. The electrics are very convenient, but now my parents have converted back because my mom is concerned about plastic leaching into the hot water. She has yet to find one with no plastic components.
Granting all the above: Sherlock’s / 221B’s electric kettle is canonical – we see it in “The Reichenbach Fall” when Moriarty stops by for tea. (Also I’m pretty sure I saw Mrs. Hudson holding it in one of the S4 episodes.)
Having seen it, I fell in love with it and went on about it until some friends got us one as a 25th anniversary present. It works beautifully (and lights up the kitchen fabulously at night). Video here: http://dduane.tumblr.com/post/23166819925/the-221b-kettle-with-which-sherlock-boils-the
Go one better than even elaborate multi-temperature kettles…
and install a dedicated boiling-water tap.
These are becoming A Thing, with ads on Food Network and so forth - here’s one brand, there are many others. The problem is the price, not just of the item but of getting it installed. That link offers free installation - nice - but the taps start at €1100 and go up from there - not so nice.
You could boil an awful lot of water in an awful lot of kettles - electric or hob - before you got a return on your investment. (Here’s analysis.)
(The blue-glowing kettles are getting more common.)
@petermorwood WAIT WAIT
“a dedicated boiling-water tap”??
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This was a wild ride from start to finish! This was too adorable <3
this was the best 2017 movie so far
This is the most real relationship fight I have ever seen
This is adorable. XD
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i hate myself
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
These made me feel better
Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”
It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.
what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these
“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”
It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.
I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.
I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I want to make designs out of these.
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.
I particularly like that there IS NO EXPLANATION for this.
EDUCATED NOODLES
Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
Let’s not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmother’s last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which just— is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond Dantés, Dumas also based on himself).
(…a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, “My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.”
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, “…sorry about the hella racism,” and had Dumas’s ashes reinterred at the Panthéon of Paris, bc if you’re gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumas’s more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering “lost” works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
ALSO IMPORTANT:
SWAG
I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGH because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord”
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually”
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like this…
…and like this…
…while “Napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus“…
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lot…
…he was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
can’t let this go by without adding this
young alexandre… was super hot
And he knew it too.
Damn. He was quite the dandy back in the day.
I’ve always known about Dumas’s ancestry; my mother (raised & educated in Paris in the 40s) told me - I must ask her how she knew!
Also, Dumas wrote the play Kean, on which is based the most brilliant piece of drama by Sartre. So many things to love about Dumas (and his family!).
Jesus fucking christ MY YOUNGEST BROTHER IS NAMED AFTER Alexandre Dumas and I didn’t fucking know he was black.
I’m fucking ashamed right now.
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face
All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo
I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.
“Got the morbs” is my new thing.
God damn I need the story behind this before tumblr makes one up
they tried to get their phone fixed from somewhere other than the approved apple store locations,so apple tried to take em out
i tried to reverse image search this to find out the real story behind it and honestly im so pissed
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Rainy nights? Can oblige. This is Ireland.
Long phonecalls no, but you’ve seen what can happen to my emails and Tumblr posts…
Slow dances… Meh. Moving in time to the music OK, but you’ve seen me try to do more complex footwork and it’s more shocked stare than Fred Astaire.
You don’t have a British accent. Do I? I thought it was mid-Atlantic and sinking…
All the rest is spot on.
Especially the last one.
Look at how utterly adorable these two are. I like these people. <3
(I also like all the things listed, except for slow dances; those I can take or leave.)
I like in the Fellowship of the Rings where they are standing outside the big ass door with the riddle “Speak friend and enter” thing.
And then they’re like, what’s friend in elvish and Legolas just stands there and says nothing.
Frodo: *looks at Gandalf*
Everyone else: *looks at Legolas*
Legolas: [internally] fuck you, in Eregion they spoke a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT kind of elvish, I grew up with like ten different dialects of silvan, this word is pronounced differently in every one of them, this sindarin and my sindarin probably wouldn’t even be a little bit compatible, who fucking knows the door might want it in Quenya, you know what it’s probably in Khuzdul, that’s the kind of language you’d want a password to be in, the one nobody knows, fuck they’re all looking at me I don’t know this there are dozens of different languages spoken by elves you stupid fucks
Legolas: [externally] silence
Gandalf: “…Mellon”
Everyone: *thinks Legolas is stupid*
This is officially one of my favorite tumblr posts.
Excellent point.
Legolas is an Elf, just as Gimli is a Dwarf and Aragorn is a Man, but those are races, not nations.
A major “national language” variant of Elvish has “Friend” as “Mellon”. What if a dialect version has “Friend” as, oh, let’s say “Canteloupe”? (Cough.)
Friend = amigo, ami, vriend, Freund, ffrind, prijatelj, vinur, cara, vän, ystävä, barát, ħabib, arkadaş; these are just a sample using the Latin alphabet. Then there’s друг, пријател, φίλος, მეგობარს, दोस्त, મિત્ર, 友達, 朋友…
They’re all “the language of Man”, in LotR terms, but “the Common Speech?” Not very.
Legolas might have taken one look at the letters above the door and thought: “Say Friend and Enter - maybe. Say nothing and don’t sound like a twit - definitely.”
Also I mean Legolas was about to go into fucking MORIA, not only did he seriously not want to do that and not only was he also still pretty not fond of dwarves at the time, but his entire personality in the first part of the Fellowship was basically “hey mortals this is YOUR party, I’m just along for the ride”.
Like consider when they were trying to go over Caradhras and everyone was struggling to forge their way through the snow while Legolas was walking overtop it and literally making fun of them XD Gandalf called him on his bullshit and Legolas literally was like “All right then if that’s how you feel, I’ll leave!” and just sort of SKIPPED OFF AND WAS GONE FOR LIKE A FULL DAY. XD
Shit doesn’t get real for Legolas until they go to Moria and he encounters the Balrog and they lose Gandalf. And even then he’s still havin’ fun with it.
LOOK HOW GOOD THE LATEST ISSUE OF TEEN VOGUE IS
ADS FEATURING SAME-SEX COUPLES
TALKING ABOUT THE STIGMA SURROUNDING FEMALE SEXUALITY
ACTUAL BODY POSITIVITY
DISCUSSING SEXUAL FLUIDITY
SEX ED THAT’S NOT JUST ABOUT STRAIGHT COUPLES
TALKING ABOUT CONSENT
TEACHING ABOUT DEBATE AND HOW TO STAND UP AGAINST HATE SPEECH
TROYE SIVAN AND HARI NEF TALKING ABOUT THE SOCIETAL PRESSURES OF COMING OUT
GIRL GROUPS THAT TACKLES RACE AND BEING QUEER
AN ARTICLE ABOUT MEN WEARING MAKEUP
thank god for teen vogue, these are the things teens really need to be learning about.
I need a sub to Teen Vogue, god damn