nobody's a picture perfect

I'm Hunter Michael Clarington and I'm 24 years old. I'm a US Army soldier and acting bodyguard (and boyfriend) to one Kurt Hummel. [1x1 mpreg!Kunter]

[guardianclarington]

Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt chuckled softly, the feeling of the brush tickling over his skin. He liked the idea of them having fun like this. He also enjoyed driving Hunter a bit crazy with want and need. It was glorious, to tell the truth. Once they had stripped and were free to continue on with their painting, Kurt took the brush and began doodling over Hunter’s skin. He drew carefully over his chest, stopping to write a strong “K” over Hunter’s heart. 

Handing the brush back to Hunter, Kurt tipped his fingers into the paint moving carefully to make grip marks along Hunter’s shoulders and side, revealing the finger marks he left behind as another way of showing Hunter who he enjoyed to.

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Hunter grinned at the "K" over his heart, a warmth blooming in his chest. He copied Kurt and did the same, only instead writing his own initial on Kurt's chest. Though the man didn't have many words to say or actions to express how much, Hunter really did love the little things that made his heart flutter. 

Also abandoning the brush to dip his fingers in the paint, he grabbed ahold of Kurt's hips and brought him closer for a passionate kiss. The smell of paint was thick in the air-- intoxicating, even-- and Hunter hummed softly, all his senses electrified in the moment.

He dragged his fingers across Kurt's hips, loving the way his touch could be recorded thanks to the paint. To show him and Kurt that only his hands could be all over him, claiming him as his own.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt hummed thoughtfully, holding the bucket up with one finger was he swung it playfully. “For starts, get your sexy ass off my bed.” He insisted. Even if this stuff wasn’t supposed to stain, Kurt still wanted to go to sleep in their bed. He couldn’t do that if it was sticking with paint or even worse, hard with the dried paint. 

Placing the pint in the desk, he opened it carefully. He took the brush from it and stirred it slowly. “I figured we’d take turns.” He noted. “You make me up. I do the same to you. Lose the clothing and wait until we’re finished. Then just shut off all the lights and enjoy.” Walking back to Hunter, he brushed the green paint over Hunter’s cheeks, almost like war paint. “Your turn/” He murmured, kissing him sweetly. 

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Hunter got out of bed and let Kurt gently brush the paint over his cheeks, having instinctively closed his eyes in process. He opened his eyes with a chuckle against Kurt's lips. He took the brush from Kurt's hand, letting their fingers brush against each other's purposefully. He dipped the brush into the paint before painting a stripe down Kurt's forehead and length of his nose, dabbing at the tip. He chuckled at the sight, having fun with the paint.

"Really wanna paint your body baby," hunter murmured in response, going ahead to marking a single stripe across Kurt's chest. He liked the way the paint glistened on Kurt's skin before it dried, "Wanna touch you all over in the dark."

[guardianclarington]

Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

It was true that Kurt planned on riding him. What could he say, it had been so long since they had sex like that. Kurt wanted to really enjoy it, especially since it was a night to be celebrating. However, he didn’t just want to have sex with him. Oh no. They were beyond that now. They needed to embrace their inner devils and have fun with the fact that they were getting engaged. 

Pushing off the bed, Kurt hurried off into his closet. He rummaged around for a bit before coming back with a small pint of paint. “I had gotten this for Cleo.” He explained. It was glow in the dark body paint. He bought two pints for the younger girl for Halloween. It was safe to use, not harmful if possibly swallowed, and didn’t effect your hair. It could also come off with soap and water. Pricey, but worth it. “Perhaps we could find better use for this one?” 

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Hunter laid on his back and propped himself up on his elbows to watch as Kurt went into the closet to pull out the paint, eyebrows raising in question. Kurt had always been the wild one in bed, introducing new and fun ways to spice up their already hot sex lives. "Mm, glow in the dark paint?" He noted, inspecting the can as Kurt got back into bed. "And pray tell, how exactly would you like to use this?"

While he had an idea of what Kurt wanted to do-- sex with the lights of with only the paint to illuminate and guide them sounded very tempting-- Hunter liked it best when Kurt took charge.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt wanted to laugh, loving how eager and willing Hunter was. Like horny teenager boy, all sleep went out the window when the chance for sex came up. Adorable, of course, but also very, very amusing. Kurt shifted on the bed as Hunter came in closer. A playful pout slipped on the shorter male’s lips as he looked to his fiance. His fingers racking through Hunter’s hair slowly.

"And here I thought I was going to be able to take care of you." He murmured softly. "After all, you put together such a lovely date. Picked out a ring that suits my style. And agree with me when it comes to our baby dressing well’ shouldn’t you be taken care of as well?" 

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Hunter grinned. "I have no doubt in my mind that you'll be able to take good care of me." He kissed Kurt again and hummed when he felt the other man's fingers twining through his hair. "Does that mean you're going to be riding me?" Chuckling then, Hunter licked his lips.

It was touching and really sexy to see Kurt wanting to take care of him-- to reward him for his actions and decisions that led up to this moment in their lives. "Did you have something else in mind for me?" Hunter could already tell he was hard without looking down at the tent in his boxers.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt was glad he could impress Hunter by doing something so small. How could that possibly happen, well he didn’t know. Things for them never really went with the normal flow. He fell in love the way most people looked to the stars; with longing and want, but also with fear and wantful understanding. He hoped truly that he and Hunter would always be like this, happy and in love, blissful and happy.

"I love you too, Spyboy." Kurt murmured, turning his head so he could look to the male. "You know, I still haven’t thanked you properly for this ring…think you’re able to stay awake for a bit longer?"

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Hunter's eyes shot open at full alert when the prospect of sex came up. It was still relatively early in the night for their standards; just because it was Connor's bedtime didn't mean it meant bedtime for these two. He rolled over until his face was hovering over his lovers, lowering himself to kiss him deeply. "Never too tired to make you feel good," he told Kurt, his hand rubbing up and down the man's sides.

His cock had already twitched with interest, just knowing that Kurt was more than willing and ready for him. "How would you like me, baby? Your choice. After all, this is your night." He kissed Kurt again, pulling back and nibbling on his bottom lip with building anticipation.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

"Hunter, we are not buying from a store." Kurt may not be designing these costumes like he did with Cleo’s last year, but that doesn't mean his son can just wear anybody. Passing Hunter his iPad, he went to grab his phone and swiftly searched through his index until he found the person he was looking for. Texting Hunter the number, he placed the phone down. 

"Call the woman tomorrow and tell her what you want. And then just tell her how old Connor is and the size and she’ll have whatever we want by Halloween." He said, going to lie back against his pillows. 

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Hunter found it amusing that Kurt would absolutely not have his child or his fiancé wearing a store-bought Halloween costume. It probably had to do with the fact that Kurt was extremely individualistic and original, and any potential risk of having himself or his loved ones looking ordinary or bad in what they were wearing hurt the fashion designer in him. Hunter's phone chimed with the incoming text message and he agreed to call tomorrow to get the costumes sorted out.

"You manage to think of everything-- You're like Superman but Superdad." Hunter chuckled, shaking his head at his own cheesiness. He draped an arm over Kurt's body and brought him closer, nuzzling against him before placing a kiss into his neck and jaw. "Love you so much," he murmured.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt still wasn’t able to figure out a costume for Connor just yet and that annoyed the hell out of him. He was the boy’s father and a designer none the less, he should be able to do this well enough! “Either sounds good.” He voiced. “Maybe let Connor be a monkey and we could be the adventurers? And Lex can be the banana?” He thought loudly. 

Leaning down, Kurt kissed Connor’s forehead before sneaking away to turn on the mobile. After checking and rechecking everything, Kurt lead Hunter out of the room and back to their own. “Rachel has another party with the Broadway community, but Finn is sitting this one out, so it’ll just be us.” He explained. Once back in the bedroom, Kurt pulled out his iPad and quickly logged on so he could check to made sure the camera in Connor’s bedroom was hooked up. He sighed softly as he watched the baby sleep. 

"I hope he likes dressing up; he’s the son of a designer and a model. Clothing will be a priority to him." Kurt voiced, looking up from the scene. "I’ll see if we can get one of the Vogue photographers to get it done."

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"Don't worry," Hunter voiced as he walked into the adjoining bathroom to brush his teeth, "Connor will definitely love dressing up. He's not fussy at all when I go to dress him every day so I doubt putting him in a special outfit will make him throw a fit. I imagine the only time he'll complain is if he's uncomfortable. But all your designs and costumes are comfortable, so." He shrugged and once he finished brushing his teeth he undressed to get ready for bed.

He slipped under the covers in just his boxers, wanting Kurt to join him even if they were just going to watch their little one on the security camera. It was nice to have the system set up so they could keep an eye on Connor at all times whenever they wanted-- Kurt could even check whenever he was at work and that must've eased his worries a bit.

"You're busy with work so why don't you let me take care of the costumes this year? They'll be store-bought but that's okay; you can always make altercations if you want."

[guardianclarington]

Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Even though they were surrounded by family last year, this Christmas would be different as both Hunter and Kurt had their own child to spoil. Of course, they took care of one another last year, along with their family, and even went up and beyond for Cleo, but this year they had their son. And kurt could only imagine the amount of toys and clothes and such he would be given. It reminded him of the first Christmas with Cleo; how there was literally amount of gifts for him.

Kurt groaned, his hands going to cover his face. “I almost forgot about the holidays.” Kurt admitted, having not put them into his thoughts just yet. “We still have to figure out a Halloween costume for him. And figure out who is taking Thanksgiving and who is taking Christmas. What to do with New Years. What to do with your family. Every year Rachel gets Cleo’s pictures done for Christmas, so I think we’re gonna have to do the same.” 

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With Rachel and Finn both being a huge part of Kurt's lives, it wasn't unusual for them to want to spend the holidays together. No doubt Kurt's parents would come down for the holidays and they'd spend them together. However, Hunter was looking more forward to spending alone time with just his immediate family-- Kurt and Connor.

"I still think dressing Connor up as a banana or a monkey would be hilarious; I even saw a banana costume for dogs at the store the other day." Hunter voiced his silly opinion. "Are we doing Halloween with just the three of us or are we accompanying Cleo again this year?"

When the topic of Christmas pictures came up, Hunter beamed at the idea of photos and making Christmas cards to send out. "We can do a family portrait along with some of just Connor; it'll be fun. He likes dressing up, anyway."

[guardianclarington]

Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt held onto Connor, making sure to rock him and keep him calm as they headed to his room. It was set up for him long before he was even born, and thanks to the non-party Santana threw, Kurt had gotten even more gifts. He made a mental note to throw said party when the holidays were over so they could all enjoy the beautiful wonder that was Connor. 

"Just go grab Mr. Banana." Kurt told him softly as he flicked on the light. "You know Connor will wake up if he doesn’t have him." Moving forward, Kurt placed Connor down carefully. He whined softly, but Kurt quickly calmed him by placing his nookie in, which the sleeping baby accepted willingly. "He looks so calm. Our baby boy is finally growing up." Kurt said with a small pout.

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Hunter did as he was told and retrieved the plush monkey toy, setting it into the crib so Connor could reach it if he were to wake up in the middle of the night. It seemed that though the baby was drifting in and out of sleep, he was aware that he was being set into bed. Hopefully when he woke up he wouldn't be too alarmed at the very different bed. Mr. Banana would hopefully keep him calm, in any event.

"He's getting pretty big, too. I think he'll probably be crawling around soon-- good thing we already baby-proofed everything." Hunter noted, standing next to Kurt as they looked down into the crib to watch their sleeping boy. "I'm excited for the holidays; it'll be better that you'll have more time off so we can spend time together as a family."

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt frowned at the thought of not being able to be near their son. He knew they would have to bring him to a separate room eventually. Not like they would have a one year old sleeping in their room with when when it was perfectly fine for him to go to his own room. Of course, Kurt worried about the usual stuff; what if he cried? What if he woke up and saw he was alone. Things like that practically killed Kurt, but he knew they didn’t have a choice. He needed to go and get ready for their future, not worry about anything else.

"Okay," Kurt said, his fingers running over Connor’s head slowly. Sitting up slowly, Kurt reached forward to take Connor into his own arms. With all respect, Kurt and Connor had a special connection that Hunter wouldn’t be able to understand, so if they were gonna do this, Kurt needed to be there and make sure it was okay.

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It was probably true that Connor felt a little bit more comfort and security in Kurt than he did Hunter. With the bodyguard now a stay-at-home dad, Connor didn't get to see his other father as much and probably cherished time spent with him a lot more. While Kurt carried Connor over to the nursery, Hunter grabbed the baby monitor and set it up so they could feel at ease while Connor slept in the other room.

He followed Kurt out of the bedroom and into the nursery, watching as his fiance rocked the baby slowly to and fro, keeping him well within the depths of his sleep. Having another one would be nice-- one day-- but for now Hunter just wanted to marvel at his one little miracle he already had. "He'll be safe and sound because we've got the baby monitor. And I just changed the batteries so you don't have to worry about it dying in the middle of the night."

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt had to admit that he felt the same for their son. He loved Connor dearly and wanted nothing more than to watch him grow up to be a fine young man, but he also longed to keep him like this. So small and precious, so pure and new. It made Kurt’s heart ache just at the sight of hi,. “Oh, he will.” Kurt promised softly. “No matter what his age is.” 

Connor shifted then and for a moment Kurt believed he was going to wake up, but instead he shifted closer to his father; his tiny hands clutching onto Hunter’s shirt. “Look at him. He’s like a tiny little monkey.” Kurt gushed, absolutely loving the sight of him.

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Hunter chuckled when Kurt compared their son to a little monkey. "That's perfect because he loves his Mr. Banana." Connor cooed quietly in his sleep, his little fingers gripping into the fabric of his father's shirt. "He'd probably hang on still sleeping even if I got up to put him to bed," he noted. "I think that tonight we should put him in the crib, in the nursery. It'll be good if he at least gets used to waking in a separate room. He won't be long until he's too big for the pram."

Although having to put Connor in a separate room would be somewhat painful, both parents knew it was a necessity that had to come sooner or later. Hunter didn't want to baby Connor to the point where he was a preteen and too afraid to sleep in his own room. He knew that the boy was already showing signs of great individualism and confidence so he was no doubt their son would grow up becoming very capable and independent.

"Plus, if he's in his own room we'll have more alone time for us." Hunter pointed out. If Kurt wanted more kids eventually then they would definitely need to move Connor to another room for sleeping.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt crawled over then, his head going to settle in the crook of Hunter’s arm as he watched Connor sleep calmly on his father’s chest. Originally, before he knew what was happening, Kurt expected them to have a night of passion and excitement, but all he wanted to do now was watch their son. he had no energy for sexitimes. Which was almost scary, since there was almost energy for that. Okay, he had energy. He just didn’t want to ruin the moment. 

"We’ll put him in in the pram in a moment." Kurt whispered, turning to look at his boyfriend … fiance. That was going to take some getting used to. Leaning in, he kissed Hunter softly, enjoying the warmth of being beside him. "I love you." he admitted, his head going to rest back on Hunter’s arm as he watched Connor suck his thumb slowly. 

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Hunter was also sort of banking on the two of them having sex tonight but that was under the pretense that Connor would already be fast asleep when they went to pick him up. Now with the boy having fallen asleep on his chest, he and Kurt had both slipped into a very strong sense of family. With Kurt resting against him, Hunter really felt at peace. He had a sense of belonging whenever he was together with Kurt and Connor. They were his family and he didn't want to ruin the moment either.

"I love you too," Hunter replied softly, having smiled against the kiss. The man gently put a hand on Connor's back, giving the boy a stronger feeling of security and safety. "I hope he stays this cute forever." He murmured fondly.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt lifted his hand carefully, his fingers grazing the baby’s head slowly. Connor’s hair was finally staring to fill out and turn darker like Hunter’s. His eyes however remained the beautiful mix-matched color that Kurt shared, and it made his heart swell to know how much he looked like both his parents. Connor, like his cousin, always fell asleep easier if somebody was holding him and it seemed as though Hunter was the best person for the job. Slowly but surely Connor began to gift off, his eyes fluttering shut as his hand come to his mouth and his thumb slipped in. 

"How could you not want more of this?" Kurt thought out loud. Even if this was just a good day, Kurt knew there would be more. Even during his terrible twos, Connor would still be the previous child he never though possible. And he couldn’t wait to have that again.

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"I do want more," Hunter admitted, keeping his voice soft so he wouldn't wake Connor up. "I'm just a little afraid for you, that's all. I'm allowed to be worried, aren't I? But I know how important it is to you and how much you want another. We'll try in a few years, okay?"

He knew Kurt was eager for another child since having one baby was already a bucketload of cute-- another would double the amount of cute and fun and love. But Hunter had his worries and he still wasn't completely over the fact of putting Kurt in danger with the risks of having another biological child. With Connor sleeping on top of him, he had to keep quiet and hold his tongue... He didn't want to start an argument and he definitely didn't want to fight on their engagement night.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt smiled softly as Connor laid against him, still star struck by the ring on his finger. It was adorable, to say the lease and Kurt tried to remember when he had last seen something so precious. Even if he couldn’t make up words, Kurt knew his son enjoyed the sparkle of the ring and even if he couldn’t walk or crawl yet, Kurt knew it wouldn’t be long now. The boy was practically hopping to get moving, so it wouldn’t be much more for Connor to finally slip free and begin moving.

"What on earth did Santana did to you?" Kurt asked quietly, wondering what it was that god Connor to be so wired. He was used to the baby being playful, but not this late.

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"Maybe she gave him coffee," Hunter joked, laughing as Connor continued joyfully bouncing around. "Or maybe he's just extra crazy right now because he's about to come crashing from his high any moment now."

Sure enough, Connor's eyelids were already looking a little droopy even if he insisted on clinging to his fathers for attention. "I think he just missed being with us all evening. I hope he didn't cry too much when he was left alone with Santana. But then again, Connor is a big boy already, isn't he?" Hunter nuzzled against the babe who cooed and struggled to climb onto Hunter's strong chest. The bodyguard helped him, placing him face-down on top of him. Connor turned his head so he could look at Kurt, smiling softly as he began to noticeably calm down.

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt knew when the time came he would be getting Hunter the best ring out there. That of course seemed easier said than done, but Kurt was determined. He wanted to make sure his boyfriend, fiance, husband was pleased with whatever he gave him. And he would be. After all, they had been together long enough for Kurt to be able to figure out Hunters style. Classic and refined, nothing too modern or showy. He liked things simple, but also good looking. Kurt smirked to himself, knowing he had just the ring. 

Kurt pouted when Hunter deemed it was time to get Connor to sleep It would be easy if they could, but he knew how hard it would be now that Connor was with them. The babe was so happy with them, babbling sweetly. Kurt took Hunter’s arm and pulled him onto the bed, deciding it would be easier to let the babe lie back on their bed rather than in his crib to start.

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Hunter didn't have any qualms about cuddling with Connor and letting him fall asleep with them; he could always put Connor into the crib whenever the adults wanted to go to bed. He got comfortable on the bed, with Connor lying down between the two of them. The baby tried to pull himself up but he didn't yet have the necessary arm strength to do so. Pulling him up to stand on his feet, Connor clambered over to Kurt, nuzzling against Kurt's chest. Meanwhile, Hunter reached over and took a look at the ring on Kurt's finger, a smug smile on his lips.

"The ring looks good on you." Hunter proclaimed. "Don't you think so, Connor?" He asked in a baby-voice. Connor recognized that his father was talking to him and responded with a giggle and a happy babbling noise, making grabby hands for Kurt's ring. "Daaaa--" he squealed. Hunter chuckled softly, relaxing into the pillows under him. "Mmhm, I think so too."

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Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt looked at the ring, smiling easily. Oh yes, it was definitely something he could get used to. It fit well enough, nothing that needed to be altered too quickly. He had never actually thought about seeing a ring on this finger, at least not for a long while. And not something he hadn’t designed. Not that he would design his own wedding ring, but rather he would just wear simple rings on him hand. Something too out of this world. 

"Connor likes anything shiny; he's like a kitten." Kurt replied, turning to kiss the baby’s cheek. Connor moved to hold his arms out for Hunter, whining softly. "How long did you have this for?" He asked, going to look at the ring once more. 

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"Just a little while... a few weeks, or maybe a few months." Hunter tried to shrug it off, but he was sure that with talks of getting married floating around them for a while already that a ring could've been acquired a long time ago. As the baby whined, Hunter gladly took Connor and cooed at him. He watched as Kurt studied the ring carefully, admiring the diamonds attached. "I promise I didn't spend too much money on it; I know how much we both think of Connor's future so we should save money too. When we get around to getting married, you don't have to get me an expensive ring. That kind of thing isn't as important to me-- spending the rest of my life with you is."

Connor giggled from the conversation and babbled along, as if he were joining in on his fathers' talk. He fussed whenever Hunter wasn't gently bouncing him up and down or rocking him, and the bodyguard determined the little one was getting cranky and tired. "Let's put this guy to bed, yeah? I know he's happy to see us again but he needs sleep, too."

[guardianclarington]

Date Night

[lovemetenderkurt]

Kurt took a long look at the ring, finding himself flabbergasted by the beauty of it. It wasn’t one he could describe easily, nor was it anything he could compare to his previous engagement ring. It was perfect in it’s own right and Kurt was falling deeply in love with the chance to get it. He pouted at Hunter’s words, his hands shifting to make sure the wiggly child in his arms stayed put. “I have the right to look before making my final decision.” Kurt replied. 

Kurt never thought he could get married this quickly; especially after his last break up. He wanted to focus solely on his career, not deal with the troubles of a relationship. And here he was, with a boyfriend, getting proposed to, with their son in his arms. Who was Kurt kidding anymore. “What do you think, Connor? Should Papa say yes and get that pretty ring?” Connor babbled, his mouth going to Kurt’s cheek to blow and giggle against it. “Well then, I think I have my answer.” Kurt said, turning his head to kiss his son. “Yes.”

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Hunter smirked and then beamed when Kurt said "yes", slipping the ring onto the presented finger. He made sure to get the right size so it fit perfectly, and it looked beautiful on Kurt's hand. Wrapping an arm around Kurt's waist, he brought his now fiance in for a deep kiss, though interrupted by a babbling Connor who grabbed at the two of them. "Mm, of course, of course-- my little boy gets kisses too," Hunter chuckled, pulling away from Kurt to press a kiss to Connor's cheek and then blowing raspberries to make him giggle.

"I'm glad you like the ring," Hunter told Kurt, "I wasn't sure which kind to get you so I'm glad it suits you." Connor "ooh'd" at the shiny object, making grabby hands at it and staring into the diamond. Hunter chuckled at how cute his son was being, "Seems like Connor likes it too."