Ready for a Snowball Fight?

((Karkat OC blog, independant blog, etc etc etc. Tracking the tag "guardianinablizzard".)) HEY THERE! I'M SNOWKAT VANTAS, AND I'M EXCEPTING COMPANY FROM JUST ABOUT ANYONE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK WITH ME, I GIVE THEE PERMISSION TO COME AND CHAT - AND MAYBE A SNOWBALL FIGHT IS IN ORDER! YOU CAN MEET MY GRUB, TOO. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOURSELF! <3 ((Art I use in roleplays will, more than likely, not belong to me. So if you see some art that's yours and want some credit, just let me know.))

[guardianinablizzard]

(( I'll make a parp if need be ))

[standbywarrior]

==> Angelkat: Spot Snowkat and run towards her. You feel eyes watching you from behind, and you know she’s ready to watch over the kids the second you hand them over. She won’t do anything to them, the only one she wants dead is you. When you finally reach your matesprit, you hug her and awkwardly arch yourself to avoid suffocating the child between you.

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==> Snowkat: you could see shapes and colors but they were blurred. You cried when Angelkat touched you and used your free arm to hug him and grip to his shirt, whispering out scrambled and panicked German. Soleil was crying and so was Ahrina and it was obvious they were just as scared and confused as you.

[guardianinablizzard]

o h sweet, this seems really groupy, shoudl we do a parp for it or something??

((Idk, go ask jay and Ruby bc I'm cool with that it's their choice ))

[guardianinablizzard]

ehhh rightokaysorry

(( We could technically get her there because it seems as though whatever is going on with Treekat might hurt her so yeee maybe it can be incorporated ))

[guardianinablizzard]

SNOW CAN COME TO LOFAB also runa has magic and badassery, she could probably show up somewhere. i think. idk. i miss this.

(( Idk snow is on her way to Angel right now ))

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==> Snowkat: stumble through the forest, trying to get as far away from the destruction as you can. Soleil is clinging to your chest as you hold him tight, and Ahrina is curled in your hood and clinging to your back, crying softly. You call out for your matesprit, voice hoarse from it's lack of usage.

[guardianinablizzard]

w oa h damn can runa help

(( I have seriously no idea ))

[guardianinablizzard]

i havent been paying attentionwhatshappening now???

(( Snow's bubble is disappearing and Monarchkat disappeared so she's going to go find Angelkat so she and the small children can be saved ))

[guardianinablizzard]

HEY runa and snow should have a feels jam, mm, like old times yo

(( maybe when snow isn't disappearing sure ))

[guardianinablizzard]

I'M SCARED.

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Hunting Trip || @standbywarrior

[standbywarrior]

Karson rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, and basically did everything in his power to look like a grumpy teenager. “You said they wrestle. Also, I believe your country has one of the highest rates of crime.” Even more frustrated to find out she was now making fun of him, Karson huffed indignantly. “Yeah, well maybe I should crack a joke when you’re trying to identify whatever it is we’re hunting, hmm?”

The angel watched Snow, but couldn’t quite make out her words until she started talking about his magazine. The second he was told he wasn’t allowed to read it, he flipped open the magazine to the page he’d been on, which featured a woman in lingerie for an advertisement on the left page. Despite opening up the magazine, Karson was watching Snow out of the corner of his eye, just waiting for her reaction.

[guardianinablizzard]

Snow snickered and used one hand to pat Karson’s shoulder. Despite her almost mocking laughter, she was grinning playfully at the angel. “If you could not do that, it would be pretty appreciated. I would rather not get killed today.” Her friendly pat on the shoulder ended up with her ruffling the angel’ shake, completely screwing it up. She did that a lot, but she also did itto Toby so it wasn’t just her way of messing with Karson.

When the angel flipped open the magazine in defiance of her words, she rolled her eyes and let her head fall. She hit the horn, which caused her car to blare out the sound until her head shot back up. Color rose to her cheeks out of embarrasment but she shot Karson a look. “What, are you going through a rebellious teenager phase? Because been there, done that, I know every trick in the book.”

[guardianinablizzard]

take care of him

? WHO IS THIS?

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Hunting Trip || @standbywarrior

[standbywarrior]

"Actually, you-" Realizing that he was easily within reach in the front seat, Karson shut up midsentence. He’d learned better in the time he’d spent with Snow. Saying rude things meant getting hit, and hitting Snow back just means you get kicked out of the car. This was going to be a nice trip without Toby around, so Karson just shut up and didn’t continue his train of thought.

Completely confused by everything Snow just said, Karon just stared blankly. Humans did that for fun? Usually tackling meant fighting, and fighting meant death. Oh jeez, humans were kind of nuts. “Actually, all humans are weird. All of them. There’s no way you can be related to people who kill each other for fun and not be weird.” She says something about it only being special occasions, and you’re even more confused. So it does happen? And when? “Wait, so then when do the birds fight the giant humans?”

[guardianinablizzard]

As they came to a red light, Snow gave Karson the weirdest look. "Karson, it's ridiculously rare for someone to die in football. And we don't kill each other for fun-- not most of us, anyways." She laughed aloud as Karson got even more confused, and she would have doubled over had she not been in a car. "Angel, I was cracking a joke. It doesn't actually happen."

Karson was so innocent sometimes, it was adorable. Shaking her head, Snow muttered something about stupidly cute angels and their dumbass questions and focused again on the road. "Anyways, back to magazines, can you not read the one you're reading now? It's not exactly... Right." She really just didn't want him to stumble across porn or something in those magazines. There was no way she would explain that.

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Hunting Trip || @standbywarrior

[standbywarrior]

"Are not, you humans are just ridiculous." He stretched himself out and made himself comfortable in the front seat, pleased to finally be allowed to sit there. He would totally rub this in Toby;s face when the demon decided to finally come back. He’d have to decide if he wanted to do that before he slapped him, or after. Oh well. He had some time now to think about it, because he was going on a case with just Snow.

Karson carefully buckled his seatbelt the way that Snow had taught him a while back, and then just started to pull out his magazine from under his arm when Snow asked him about it. Was it the first one on the pile? “No, the first one on the pile was too confusing. Something about ravens beating up giants. Do humans have birds fight large humans on a regular basis?” He glanced over at Snow, curious to see if this was just another one of those human things he didnt really understand.

[guardianinablizzard]

"Not all of is are." Snow pointed out. "I'm not ridiculous." She was at times, but she knew that she had every right to hit the angel if he said so. As they cruised along the street in the sleek black vehicle, Snow waited for an answer. She bit her lip to hide the smile threatening to break out across her lips and eventually succumbed as she answered.

"The Ravens and the Giants are football teams, I think. And before you ask, Football is a bunch of guys running around and tackling each other to take the ball and then run to their side of the field with it. It's a sport." She grinned, blue eyes sparing a glance at the angel. "So no, we don't normally have birds fight huge humans; just on special occasions."

[guardianinablizzard]

Hunting Trip || @standbywarrior

[standbywarrior]

Upon being told that the magazine wouldn’t actually help him, Karson pouted. Sure, Snow didn’t look like that, but he liked Snow better anyways. Besides, he wanted to buy the weird lubricant that tasted like cherries, even if he wasn’t sure what it would do. Maybe it helped eat faster? Who knows, but it would taste like cherries. Making a face at Snow’s laughter, Karson stuck out his tongue. “Well, humans are weird.”

He followed her out into the hallway, and then through the fire exit. He was pretty sure you weren’t supposed to use the fire exit unless there was an emergency, but Snow was the human, she knew what she was doing. Being told he could sit shotgun had him excited, and he ran ahead with his magazine, eager to take the seat of honor that had previously been Toby’s, only because he’d been there first.

[guardianinablizzard]

"No, you angels are just out of the loop." Snow responded, letting the heavy metal door slam closed behind them. She slid into the drivers seat of her car and practically squealed as she turned the key in the ignition, sparking the motor to life. Letting out a slow whistle, she got a grip on her steering wheel. "Listen to her purr."

She missed her 'Baby' as she called it. One of the first cases that both Toby and Karson had been on, they had gotten too close to the Impala while fighting, and Snow threatened to shoot both of them with salt rounds and holy water. They knew better than to fight near her precious car. "Did you just pick up the first magazine on the pile, Karson?" She inquired, quirking an eyebrow.

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Hunting Trip || @standbywarrior

[standbywarrior]

Pleased that he now was allowed to slap Toby if he was in a bad mood, which was extremely likely, you smiled to yourself. Noticing Snow’s expression, Karson held up his magazine. “I’m learning about human females. Did you know humans willingly lift their faces?” He tucked the magazine under his arm as he slipped his shoes on, getting ready to go.

Once he was ready to go, Karson stood by the door, waiting for Snow so they could leave.

[guardianinablizzard]

Snow chuckled to herself at the response. "That's not a good way to learn about girls, Karson. None of the women in that magazine actually look like that." At his comment about the facelift, she let out an actual spell of laughter. It took her a moment to calm down, but she giggled a bit anyways. "Yes. Yes, I did know that."

Snow ventured out into the hallway, pulling the door shut after Karson, and pushed open the fire escape. Her prized Impala gleamed in the winter sun, and Snow let out a happy noise. She hadn't driven since they'd come to this motel the week previous, and she was obviously excited to be behind the wheel again. "Since Toby isn't here, you can take shotgun."

[guardianinablizzard]

Hunting Trip || @standbywarrior

[standbywarrior]

When Snow asked if he was ready for a case, Karson perked up. A case, without having to listen to her obnoxious pet demon blame him for everything? That enough was exciting. However, his excitement was quickly dulled when Snow took his magazine and tossed it, losing his place. Well that was rude, now it would take him forever to find what page he was on. Karson stood and retrieved his magazine, beginning to thumb through it to find his page.

"Case sounds good. So what, you’re leaving your- I mean, Toby, behind?" With a raised eyebrow to go along with his question, Karson used the pictures on each of the pages to figure out if he’d read that page already. After all, reading English wasn’t exactly his strong suit. Eventually he found his page, and then he folded down the corner to bookmark his place.

[guardianinablizzard]

"I don't want to bust my ass looking for him." Snow responded calmly. "If he's gone because he's Ina. Mood, he won't be any help. He'll probably be back and bitching at us for leaving him behind when we get back anyways. And if that's the case, I give you permission to smack him." She quirked an eyebrow at what Karson was reading but didn't actually say anything. She just gave a helpless sort of 'why' gesture.

She grabbed her jacket from the chair she had slung it over and shrugged it on. "Off we go then."