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@justacupcakewithsprinkles
I gotta get off Tumblr before I start saying mean shit, like God damn
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Finally, these two who I think I don’t have names for but have had them for a couple of years
So think of an x men setting: young adults attending a school for their powers.
He’s got abilities to make spheres that can cause explosions or whatever he can think of (like Honey Lemon’s bag in bh6), he prefers non-lethal approaches,
She can change a person’s body and muscle mass, make them weak or strong, and affect someone’s immune system for the better. That's why she’s at the school to go into the medical field or something close to helping people.
They got together their first year and eventually were playing around with her powers.
She thought he’d ask to look more muscular because he was already on the chubby side… but no he asks if she could make him fatter and tries to laugh it off.
But they both realize very quickly that they’re both into and especially with how he’s reacting to her power flowing into him.
A flustered reaction she had never seen from anyone before and him asking if it’s supposed to feel that way
He tries to apologize for being worked up like that but she’s equally into it
She never thought a romantic partner would ask for this version of her power or have such a reaction that mirrored her own fantasy
They’re glad they found each other
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?
You dickheads are so tiring and nauseating. @keep-eating-pig
What in the genuine fuckity fuck
This shit pisses me the fuck off
Like, you can't take ya dick out ya hand for two minutes to see that it's the Confederate flag or-??
I was trying to make this look good for tumblr but fuck it, heres my little doodles I did of my two fave ships that I love in my head but canon failed me.
I made a thing for all of you <3
Brunch 🍳🥓🥯💕
I think I’d cum immediately if someone told me they were going to marry me during sex
a shaky and breathless “what” would be my response
fuck it i’ll sell coochie pics 100 dollars
never had sex but im a thot at heart
slut coded
Being a gross pervert at least twice a day is essential to the freakosystem
"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s
I want to be the feedee AND the wallet
This is my fucking dream oh my god...
Dream: Give my FFA girlfriend my credit card to splurge on everything she wants me to eat
Then take her on a trip with all the points/pounds amassed
it actually makes me really happy when you share a cultural food and someone else says oh, that’s almost the same as my cultural food!, and then they share it with you and they’re right, it is almost the same
it doesn’t really matter to me if it’s rooted in cultural exchange hundreds of years ago or if two groups of people made the same food independently in two different distant geographic areas, i love people and food and how food connects us in unexpected ways
need to go back to the roots
me multiple times a week