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A/N: Fatima is cranky, Kilbride is acting weird, and Kensi and Deeks are just glad to be out of the line of fire.
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*Kensi and Deeks walk into OPS*
Kensi: Hey, how’s it going?
Fatima, sarcastically: Oh, wonderful. If you came for an update, I don’t have one yet.
Deeks, sympathetically: Rough day?
Fatima: I mean, I can’t find an apartment, so that’s great. And the Admiral is being weirdly nice and supportive. Almost..fatherly. Which is freaking me out a little.
Kensi, wincing: Yeah, house hunting really sucks. Sorry.
Deeks: What’s Kilbride doing?
Fatima, exasperated: He’s offering me tips and being understanding, but the whole he sounds like he’s in pain.
Deeks, thoughtfully: Maybe he’s been eating gluten again.
Kensi: Baby.
Deeks: Hey, you saw him after you gave him that bagel.
Kensi, shrugging: That’s true.
Fatima: That’s not really helpful to me.
Deeks, nodding: Right. What about a few drinks at our house? It’s no Squid and Dagger, but we do have snacks.
Fatima: That might actually help.
Kensi, nudging shoulder: And we can do karaoke.
Fatima: Then I’m definitely going to need a drink.
this fic is so good i hope i write it
A/N: Kensi and Deeks have an unexpected accident.
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*Kensi and Deeks walk in, more subdued than usual*
Deeks, bangs especially in his eyes: Morning.
Callen, squinting as he notices Deeks has a black eye: What the hell happened to you? You guys left at 8 last night. How did you have time to get into trouble?
Deeks, wincing: You don’t want to know.
Kensi, tightly: It was an accident.
Sam, jokingly: Did you and Kensi get a little too rough sparring.
Kensi, immediately: I did not hit him! At least, not on purpose.
Deeks, carefully: The incident was of a more…carnal nature.
Callen, raising an eyebrow: You mean she hit you—? *he raises his eyebrows and Deeks confirms with a nod*
Deeks: I should have weaved when she bobbed.
Sam: Well, you can’t say you two don’t find ways to keep the spark alive.
Kensi, groaning: Someone just kill me.
A/N: Densi, twins, Callen, and the Callen offspring.
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Callen, flipping Rebecca on his leg: And the plan does a 360 degree flip before soaring over the trees.
Deeks, smiling: Hey, you’re getting pretty good at that.
Callen: Yeah, it took me a while to figure out that she wasn’t going to break.
Rebecca: Gaag.
Callen: You wanna go again?
Caleb, whispering: Daddy, Becca not talking. What’s wrong with her?
Deeks, gently: There’s nothing wrong with her. She’s just still learning how to say words. You didn’t used to talk either when you were smaller. You used to be a baby.
Caleb’s astonished: No. I not a baby!
Kensi, nodding: Yes, you were, sweetheart. So was Sophia.
Sophia, thinking: But I a big girl baby. I not a little baby.
Caleb: We not babies.
Sophia: Ah-ha. We gonna teach Becca to talk. C’mon, Cayeb.
Callen, as the twins march off together: Should I be concerned?
Kensi: Eh, fifty-fifty odds.
Deeks: It depends on if they come back with any accessories.
A/N: I’m glad you enjoyed part one! As usual, Kensi and Deeks are instantly smitten.
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On A Wave’s Edge, Part 2
“Do you have room for another client?”
“Why?” Deeks asked, now eyeing her warily, though she had a feeling he knew where this was headed.
“I need to get close to Branston Meyers, so you’re going to give me lessons too,” Kensi explained reasonably. Before she even finished speaking, he started shaking his head.
“Branston pays for one-on-one lessons and he’s not gonna like anyone else being there. He likes having all the attention on him.”
“Convince him.” Kensi gave him a playful look. “I’m sure you could be persuasive if you want to.”
“You have no idea,” Deeks said in a slightly hoarse voice that made Kensi’s stomach swoop pleasantly.
“Or I could always make it an official NCIS order,” Kensi suggested.
“You, uh, might have better luck with asking nicely. Historically, I don’t do well with being forced to do things.” He smirked, the expression slightly mocking and yet Kensi didn’t hate it.
“Then, Mr. Deeks, would you please help NCIS catch a serial con artist?”
“I’ll see what I can do,” he agreed. His eyes flicked over her. “Is there a number I can reach you at? You know, to let you know when to come.”
“Someone from my office will be contacting you. We have access to your information,” Kensi said, trying to get things back to a professional tone.
“That would be concerning new if you weren’t a federal agent.” Crossing his arms, he nodded to the row of boards lined up. “Do you have your own equipment? Board, wetsuit, wax, brush.”
“No,” Kensi admitted. “I can probably borrow what I need.”
Deeks chuckled at that, shaking a couple curls out of his eyes. “Yeah, that’s not going to work. If you want this cover to work, you’re going to need your own equipment.” He studied Kensi for a few moments. “Come the day before the lesson and I’ll get you set up with everything.”
“You don’t have to do that.”
“No, I don’t. But I hate to see a surfer using stuff they’re not comfortable with. Beside, it’ll give you a chance to get acquainted with the shop and make sure you’re ready for your first lesson. Because the last thing you want is to rub your wax in the wrong way.”
“I think I could figure it out,” Kensi said dryly.
“That’s what everybody thinks. It takes a, uh, a practiced touch. You put too much on and you’ll slip right off.” He winked and Kensi couldn’t stop her smile in response.
“Well, we can’t have that. I guess you’ll have to show me all your special tricks.”
“I look forward to it.” His voice dropped again and Kensi realized he was openly flirting with her now and she didn’t mind at all. He held her gaze for a few extra seconds, then cleared his throat, and looked away as if pulling himself out of the moment. “I got a group lesson with twelve year olds in about twenty minutes, so you might want to leave before this place is overrun with children.”
“Right.” Kensi nodded quickly, holding out her hand before she could stop herself. Deeks took it after a second, humor in his eyes as he shook it once more. “I appreciate your help.”
“Anytime, Kensi Blye.”
Kensi turned away before she did anything truly embarrassing and exhaled quietly.
“Kensi, what did you just do?” Sam demanded in her ear. “That was completely off script.”
“I have to pivot,” she explained quietly. “I think this actually works better than our original plan.”
“Yeah, but did you have to plan a date while you were at it?” Callen asked.
“Shut up. I’m headed back your way.”
“What does your surf instructor look like?” Sam asked. “I want to get eyes on him. Make sure he isn’t tipping Meyers off.”
“He’s about six feet tall, curly blonde hair, blue board shorts,” Kensi rattled off, omitting the exact shade of his tan skin and blue eyes from her description. She picked her way around a family’s large sand castle and moat, trying to hurry, but not catch anyone’s attention. “He was the only instructor around, so he shouldn’t be hard to find.”
“Definitely wasn’t hard for you to find.” Before Kensi could object to Callen’s comment, he moved. “I’ll meet you two back at the SUV and we can head back to the mission.”
Kensi walked down the beach, trying to forget the exact feeling of Marty Deeks hand on hers and his stupidly nice smile. The next few days were going to be rough.
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When they landed in Japan, Nell was sure she'd get hit by a huge wave of regret. She quit in a huff. Well, not a huff but she quit without a plan. Nell Jones was never without a plan.
Hetty showing up made it harder and easier – a very Hetty thing. She owed so much to Hetty. When NCIS assigned her to as the OSP's intelligence analyst, several people she knew in the intel community warned her about Hetty's aversion to the position. "Hetty is her own intelligence analyst," a friend at NSA warned. "She is going to see you as an asset – not for her team, for Washington."
When she started, Hetty was suspicious but that went away far faster than even Nell could hope. She proved herself to the team, to the agency and to Hetty. And she did it again and again. Kensi was sent to Afghanistan or was injured – Nell was successful as a field agent. Hetty was on a long-term assignment – at least that was what Nell told the Navy Yard – she took over as the Operation Manager. Deeks's favorite line, "Nell Jones gets things done."
She was tired of getting things done, especially with the Admiral pushing for a three-year agreement to run the office. Three-years of getting things done 24-hours a day, seven-days a week. It was a hell of a commitment.
Nell knew she returned as a favor to Hetty. Well, she was recruited to return to the office by Hetty as a favor to Hetty. Walked away from a well-paying private sector security gig – working with DHS at big events like concerts, conventions, movie premieres. She was supposed to go to the Oscars this spring. Instead, she spent Oscar night in her pajamas, watching on her laptop while she doublechecked expenses and what budget code was assigned for each charge.
Leaving the office, she was sure she was going to realize what a huge mistake she made. Didn't happen on the PCH. Didn't happen at her place as she packed up a weekend bag to see were Eric called home. Didn't happen at the airport. Didn't happen when they landed in Japan.
Maybe it was time to go. With the plane's Wi-Fi, she put herself on unpaid leave – being the semi-boss had its privileges. In a week, a month or even a year, maybe she'd regret running out of the office, running away from her position with NCIS, running off to Japan. But right now, that didn't happen. And she was off to a new adventure.
A/N: Inspired by an episode of Castle.
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*Kensi, Callen, and Nell are in the bullpen and Deeks and Talia are across the room*
Kensi, faintly: She took my coffee.
Callen: What?
Kensi: Talia took my coffee. That Deeks got for me.
Nell, outraged: You’re joking.
Kensi, visibly shaken: No. Deeks walked in and started to hand me my coffee and she just swooped in and grabbed it. Like some caffeine-addicted vulture.
Callen, raising an eyebrow: Did you just compare Talia to a really ugly, predatory bird?
Nell, soothingly: It’s gonna be ok. Look, Deeks is back and I don’t see Talia around.
Deeks, grimacing: Sorry about that.
Kensi, crossing her arms: She took my coffee, Deeks.
Deeks: You know, Talia. She doesn’t really respect boundaries. Here, I got you a new one.
Kensi: Thank you. She better stay out of my way for the rest of the day. *she catches Deeks smiling* What?
Deeks, quickly: Nothing. You just, uh, look happy.
Callen, under his breath: Completely normal partner behavior.
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A/N: I was thinking about how I finished up another AU WIP and this idea came to me, because obviously I need to start another. This one is definitely lighter than some of my recent stories. Hope you enjoy!
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On A Wave’s Edge
Kensi pushed her sunglasses higher on the bridge of her nose, pretending to enjoy the view of the ocean as she looked out onto the beach. She noted the many swimmers, surfers, and sunbathers even as she kept an eye out for their suspect. Branston Meyers.
A former Army Sergeant, Meyers was now the prime suspect for a string of confidence schemes involving young women. He’d lure them in with fancy meals and trinkets under an alias, then quickly drain their bank accounts. It wasn’t the most sophisticated operation, but turned out to be surprisingly effective.
Callen and Sam were somewhere else on the beach, trying to be discreet. Between Callen’s general loner air and Sam’s impressive frame, that was a tricky order. Especially since Sam had unequivocally refused to wear trunks. With that in mind, they’d decided Kensi should take the lead.
She’d dressed the part in a short sundress over a bikini. With any luck, it would be enough to grab Meyers’ attention. According to the profile they had, Kensi fit Meyers’ type, which was mid-twenties to early thirties.
Moving along the pier, Kensi headed towards the beach, her feet sinking into the warm sand once she was off the platform.
“Kensi, I spotted our guy. He’s headed your way,” Callen said in her ear.
“Got it,” Kensi muttered. It took a few minutes, but eventually she picked Branston out from the group of similarly dressed men. He had his shoulder length hair pulled up in a man bun, wore black trunks, and carried a bright green surfboard.
Of course he had a man bun, Kensi thought as she moved towards him. Concealing her derision, she sped up, intending to “run” into Branston and play the damsel in distress.
At the last second, a group of loud and oblivious teenagers stepped in front of her. It gave Branston just enough time to get ahead of her and
“Dammit!”
“Kensi?”
“I’m fine,” Kensi assured Sam, weaving to keep Branston in sight. “Just taking a slight detour.” She continued to follow Branston, keeping back enough that he wouldn’t realize she was trailing him. Fortunately, he didn’t look back a single time.
Meyers kept walking until he reached a small surf shop. He bypassed the shop itself, instead approaching a tall blonde man dressed in a pale blue t-shirt and board shorts. Kensi held back, pretending to examine a set of wind chimes and touristy magnets displayed on a rack near the shop’s entrance while she
The surfer guy was industriously working on a surfboard, but looked up when Branston came into his field of vision.
“Hey, Kyle.” Surfer guy brushed his hair back, setting a small tool to the side, crossing his arms over his chest.
Kensi immediately guessed he wasn’t Branston’s biggest fan.
“Hey,” Branston replied, nodding to Surfer Guy with a sharp jab of his chin. “Are we good for today?”
“I told you, man, I need to be paid upfront,” he reminded him. He said something else, but a light breeze rattled the wind chimes and Kensi missed it.
“You’ll get your money,” Branston said sharply. “I expect to see you on Wednesday.”
“I’ll be here with bells on.” Then Surfer Guy lowered his head again and resumed his work, effectively ending the conversation. Kensi quickly ducked inside the shop before Branston could see her. She’d lost her chance for to fake a run-in.
The teenaged employee inside gave her a cursory glance before looking at the phone in his hand again.
“Branston just made some kind of deal with a surfer. I’m gonna see what he knows,” Kensi informed Callen and Sam under her breath. If the teenager thought it was odd she was talking to herself, he didn’t show it. Peering around a display of board wax and brushes, Kensi saw that Branston was several yards in the distance.
Walking back outside, she found the surfer in the same spot, though now he was working on a different board.
“Hi, can I help you?” he asked pleasantly. Much more pleasantly than he’d spoken to Branston. He even smiled, his upper lifting crookedly. It was a nice smile that lit up his entire face and extended to his blue eyes.
Kensi cleared her throat. “Do you work here?”
“Kind of. I’m the owner, Marty Deeks.” He gestured to the shop and held his hand out. Kensi took it automatically, her skin heating at his firm grip. “Are you looking to sign up for classes? Maybe a new board?”
“Actually, no. I’m Special Agent Kensi Blye, NCIS,” Kensi said, pulling her wallet from inside her dress. Deeks lifted an eyebrow, but didn’t make any comments as he accepted her ID and examined it thoroughly.
Kensi was impressed he took the time since most people just accepted her at her word. Maybe it was another sign he’d been engaging in criminal behavior.
“Hello, Agent Kensi Blye. I’d didn’t realize you guys had a beach division,” he commented. “Do I need to call my lawyer?”
“Hopefully not. Why were you talking with Branston Meyers?”
Deeks repeated the name, his eyebrow arching, this time in confusion.
“Kyle,” Kensi clarified, remembering the name Deeks had used. “It’s one of his aliases.”
“Well, that’s not a good sign,” Deeks drawled. He settled a hand on one hip. “Kyle—Branston—takes surfing lessons here. What is he supposed to have done?”
“You don’t seem that surprised by any of this,” Kensi observed.
With a shrug, Deeks exhaled noisily. “He’s kind of an ass.”
Kensi snorted. “That sounds about right. Meyers is wanted in connection with a fraud case. Specifically stealing money from young women after pretending to date them.”
“Wow. And he can’t even manage to pay me a hundred bucks a week for his surfing lessons,” Deeks said. “That’s awful. Are these women ok?”
“Physically, yes. Financially and otherwise, not really,” Kensi responded. A plan was starting to form as she talked. She eyed Deeks, trying to see any signs that he was lying to her. “How often does Branston taken lessons with you?”
“Usually once a week. Sometimes twice.”
“Can you think of any information he’s told you that might be helpful to our investigation?”
“Uh…” Deeks scratched his chin. “He told me he works in finance and almost always manages to slip in comments about his fancy house or luxurious vacations. Honestly, I try to talk to him as little as possible because he’s a smug creep. I just didn’t know how much of a creep,” he said, shrugging apologetically.
“Hmm. Is he any good? At surfing,” Kensi clarified.
Deeks chuckled. “No. He’s one of my worst students, but he thinks he’s amazing. He’s tried to give me tips a few times.”
“Perfect,” Kensi, smiling when Deeks gave her a confused look. “Do you have room for another client?”
***
A/N: Ta-da! I introduce Surfer Deeks.
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A/N: Once again, Team LA can be a handful.
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Kilbride, stalking into the bullpen: I thought we agreed you would be discreet!
Callen: We were.
Kilbride: Kidnapping a movie star is not what I would call the peak of discretion.
Deeks, leaning on his desk next to Kensi: I’m not sure I’d classify him as a “movie star”. And we didn’t kidnap him.
Kilbride, crossing his arms: Oh, and what exactly would you call it?
Deeks: Briefly detaining him for a traffic violation and resisting an officer.
Kensi, touching his arm: Babe. No one saw us.
Sam, reasonably: Besides, it turned out he had key information. So, we got our guy and the movie star is less likely to speed for the next few weeks.
Deeks: I call that a win-win.
*Kilbride inhales sharply and walks away*
Callen: Where are you going, Sir?
Kilbride: To write my resignation letter.
Deeks, shaking his head: That man needs to get a thicker skin.
Kensi, calmly eating a snickers: I give him six more months.
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A/N: Set during season 12 or so. Hope everyone had a good day!
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Deeks, holding his arm: Never again. From now on, we stay home, don’t go anywhere, and don’t let anyone in.
Callen: What happened to you? We were off yesterday.
Kensi, rubbing his back: After the Memorial Day service, we decided to go to one of the mattress sales.
Callen, nodding: Because nothing shows respect like a good bedding sale.
Deeks, rolling his eyes: I know. But we really needed new ones and we’re on a slightly restrictive budget with the new house.
Sam, folding his arms: That still doesn’t explain how you ended up hurt. Tell me you didn’t get in a fight with a little old lady over a Tempur Pedic.
Kensi: We did not fight anyone. Well, we didn’t start it.
Deeks, dryly: A guy bigger than Sam and way less friendly found out the sale didn’t include the frame or delivery. So, naturally, he expressed his displeasure by tossing anything and everything around the store. The fake room displays, bed springs, the sales person.
Kensi, shrugging: We really didn’t have a choice. Deeks tackled the guy right as he was about to throw a lamp.
Deeks: I saved the lamp and the family it was aimed at. My arm not so much.
Kensi: Then I followed up and restrained the guy until reinforcement came.
Deeks, fondly: That part was hot.
Sam, shaking his head: You truly can’t go anywhere.