YOU'RE TOO SLOOOW

Headcanon. Sonic. The Hedgehog. Order of SPEED

[lolmythesis]

Medieval knights pretended to be in love with pretty women, but in actual fact were far more interested in impressing other burly dudes in big shiny suits of armour.

English Literature, University of Cambridge.

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Whatever. WHATEVER.

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Working on the Unova plot has got me thinking that there are three people (aside from his sister) who Hugh would really flip out over. That's Liam, Kari, and Rosa. I would say Nate, but I don't know what Nate is like. I would also say Hilda, but she could probably beat him (and a lot of other people) up really easily so. Well. Not much to worry about there. It would crush him if anything happened to her, though, but I think that could be said of a lot of people--and, honestly, Liam's mental state and possible capacity for bad decisions as a result of whatever happened to her would be more pressing and immediate. Hugh would focus more on helping him.

Anyways, if anything remotely bad happened to those three, Hugh would go unreasonably far to help them out,kind of like how he took on Team Plasma just for his sister. He would really RAGE! He would rush headlong into danger if it meant getting them out of it! That's the best use of a spiky head, right? A ramming weapon!

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The reason he will never Ever have a testimonials page on his hypothetical blog:

AND EVEN YOU! EVEN YOU!

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HUE'S NOT A WEENIE!!! 

[bwzeeep]

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Hue likes eating chickens it is his favorite MEAT DISH because as a kid he liked chasing them

BAK BAAK!

imagine him flapping his arms, running after them, possibly yelling

Liam over to the side rolling his eyes in disbelief that he's teaching this chicken boy how to read because Mr.I'mBetterThanYou would never associate with a faliling idiot like that right?

So yeah, basically Hue likes eating chickens because they make him ANGRY because he's never caught one ever which is ironic because other birds roost in his hair ALL THE TIME

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And that botany book? Hue keeps it around. I don't even know if Liam knows he keeps it around or if Liam remembers that one particular book out of the billion or so he's probably got his hands on but--

Hue still uses it. Y'know, for the flowers, right?

...Right? This isn't gay, right?

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2/18

xx/xx/xxxx

[It's old and the paper has yellowed; if he ever looked back on this page he'd probably be scared that the ink might start to fade, but he remembers what made him write this like it was just yesterday. The penmanship is rudimentary at best, but he tried extra hard to write and spell as best as he could the things that he saw, so this page ended up as something of an outlier. Neater than any of the ones around it chronologically, but you notice that any word that wasn't copied directly from what he saw on the pages of that book looked noticeably worse.]

[Underneath, an accurate (in number and shape of petals), but artistically lacking sketch of the bloom.]

devotion and loyalty

to dedacate yourself to sumthing. lium and me and arcy.

goal: lern to reed like lium

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Claude: He....probably would've liked being a scholar

pom: hue thinks he can do whatever he wants

like I just imagine him saying...

"And who's to say you can't be a scholarly knight, Liam!?"

and internally, because he has better self-control now

'After all, that's one of the reasons I looked up to you so much...!'

Claude: Oh hue.....

pom: haha

he's really the stupidest

Claude: Heh

pom: but he'd never stop reminding other people that they can do what they want when it comes to things like that

it's one of the things he said at the end of the game when the storyline was over

if you called him he'd say

"You can do what you want now, you know?"

so I just ran with it

Claude: That fits him

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RP: Alstroemeria

I was going to title this "gay shotas or something" but then my "HUE IS NOT GAY!!!" sensors started howling like a troupe of fifty wolves stuck in  fifty mega multicolored mouse traps.

Anyways--

  HUE: [Hue is just walking past munching on... AN APPLE??? WHAT??? GO FIGURE??? when he gets completely distracted and Arcy steals it from his hand

BUT WHAT IS HE DISTRACTED BY??? IT COULDN'T BE SOMETHING GAY LIKE A BLACK HAIRED PRETTY KID COULD IT NO OF COURSE NOT yes it is

Hue perks up at the sight of the other boy, but doesn't quite know how to approach him because last time he tried yelling his name he slammed the book shut right there and marched off without a word so he

veeerrry carefully

sneaks up behind Liam and tries to read the book too…!]

W-wow...! [He can't help but to let out a breath]

 [BUT THEN SWIFTLY CLAPS A HAND OVER HIS MOUTH]

  LIAM: [Liam turns the page. But just before he continues He looks at the boy behind him, a strange look on his face something between curiosity and annoyance. He raises an eyebrow.] Pardon?

  HUE: I! UH!!!

[Meanwhile, Arcy places his face resolutely on the table, sniffing the book]

IT'S JUST!!!

That book looks really hard!

 [He's standing stock straight, as if Liam's "Pardon" was an "ATTENTION SOLDIER!"]

  LIAM: [He frowns, until his attention is stolen away by Hue's Arcanine, making him move the book away swiftly. He closes it with a sigh and holds it with both hands.] I guess. [he shrugs] It’s not impossible though...

  HUE: [Hue visibly panics a bit, certain that the other boy would leave again. He prickles and puffs out his cheeks like a... well, like a child.]

So then!!! If you can read it, I can too right!?

Please can we open the book again!?

I... I'll make Arcy-Arcanine sit I promise!!!

  LIAM: [In contrast, he keeps a straight face. He holds in a rude laugh, having enough decency of manners to know better. He did sigh again as he put the book back on the table, staring at Arcy.] ..... I guess....

  HUE: [Hue stares stright into Liam's eyes, grins really wide and his cheeks tint pink in a not gay way. He pulls up another chair with a clunk and, without indication, reaches for the book almost recklessly, opening it to the first page.]

...

...

Er well... I...

  LIAM: [liam twitches but lets Hue look at it. He leans on his right hand.] It's a book on botany.

  HUE:  [He doesn't want to say he doesn't even know how to read the first word.]

  LIAM: [he points to an illustration a couple of pages in.] See. Plants.

  HUE: ...What do plants have to do with being a knight?

[He leans over, arms on the book and head in his arms, looking up at the older boy]

  LIAM: Nothing really. .... Heh. I guess maybe... as an act of chivalry towards a fair lady? [he laughs bitterly] Though that may be farfetched.

  It just seemed interesting.

  [pom: ((I ALMOST WANTED TO TYPE "but you already look like a lady" BUT THEN I STOPPED MYSELF IM SO SORRY_))

Claude: ((POM))

pom: ((ALSO IM SO SORRY BUT LITTLE LIAM YOU USE SO MANY BIG WORDS LITTLE HUE CAN BARELY KEEP UP POOR KID))]

  HUE:  A lady...?

  [He remembered what all the older boys tried to tell him about chivalric love, but it flew over his head entirely. That didn't stop him from springing up and slamming his hand on the table in the process]

Are you trying to impress a lady, Liam!?

[The name really rolled off the tongue.]

  LIAM: [his eyes narrowed] No.

  HUE: [He folded his arms and slouched in his chair.]

Ladies are suppost'a be pretty like flowers right? That's what all the big squires told me. You hafta sing for them and stuff! But they never told me why you're suppost'a have a lady. So I thought, it's 'cause ladies are pretty!

So I guess that makes sense! You don't need a lady 'cause you're already pretty right?

[The dog, learning its lesson not to put his face on the table, decides it is a good idea to, instead, place it on Liam's lap and look up at the morose little boy with his happy dog eyes]

  LIAM: [His glare only got harsher with every odd absurd word that Hue said. And to make things worse this Pokemon was... Ugh. He wrinkled his nose in disgust, though didn't bother to push it away.] I. Am not pretty. And I would like you to never. Call me that again.

  HUE: [Hue prickled and gripped the sides of the chair then pouted and slouched into himself. He messed up already. There was no way he could be Liam's friend now, but there was also no way he could give up now! He whispered hurriedly--]

Arcy! Get down...!!!

[As expected, Hue tries to cover for the mistake by trying even harder at something else. As soon as Arcy extracts himself clumsily from Liam's now warm lap, Hue brings his attention right back to the book--]

Liam! Can you tell me about this flower?

[He'd just turned to a random page. He hoped it was something the older boy knew about because he could barely read a word on the thing.]

  LIAM: [Liam side glanced at the book and smirked. Taking it back carefully, he read the label underneath slowly.] Alstroemeria. Many species, in particular the Peruvian lily.

... Means devotion and loyalty.

  HUE: [Hue cocked his head.]

...What's devotion?

[He remembered every word Liam said that he didn't know or understand, but this one caught his attention.]

((And as he grew older, he found out what every single one of those words meant. So uh, yeah, talk about devotion.))

  LIAM: It means to dedicate yourself to something. [He leaned on his hand again and stared out the window. He hoped that was clear enough.]

  HUE: [Hue sprang up, practically glowing. That was something he understood. He slipped around to Liam's other side and appeared right between the other boy and the window, Arcy right on his heels.]

So then, that's us right!?

[He leaned forward and grinned.]

You and me are gonna be knights right!?

  We're devo... [He paused to make sure he got the word right] -devoted!

  LIAM: [he nearly jumped out of his seat, leaning away the closer the other boy got. He was caught off guard but recomposed himself. Clearing his throat, he nodded once.]

...Yes.

To our duty, to the people, to our kingdom.

  HUE: [He's suddenly caught off guard as well, putting together all the clues, seeing the other boy's face as he looked out the window and the way he kept his eyes (long eyelashes!) on the book even when surprised. Realizing how important those books were to him and deciding right then and there that those books were gonna be important to him too--cause they're both devoted! Right? It made sense to him at the time, and that's all that mattered. Cause he was definitely gonna be Liam's friend.]

Hey!

That too!

[He points at the book]

I want to be devoted to that! Can you teach me? How to read stuff like that?

[His red eyes burn into Liam's dark ones]

  LIAM: [He raised an eyebrow again, but only looked slightly disturbed.]

.... I ....... Guess..........?

[He looked at the book, closed it and tucked it underneath his arm.]

But not right now, as it is almost supper.

[He looked hue over.]

  Your name?

  HUE: [Hue wasn't sure whether to look overjoyed or somewhat dejected.]

I! I told you when we first met!

[He waved his arms around a bit before pointing his thumb towards himself.]

I'm Hue!

And you're Liam!

And you really like books!

[Arcy barks excitedly because that is a thing that dogs do]

  LIAM: Hue.... [He tapped his foot while striking his chin. He barely remembered the name. He decided not to say he didn't remember the first time.] Ah, yes. Hue. Well.

We could meet here after errands. Fair?

  HUE: YES SIR!

  [Claude: ((I am so sorry if only the Shelmet was around this would be different))

pom: ((The Shelmet is always hiding...))]

  HUE:  [and, as if mimicking his master’s enthusiasm, the dog lets out a great "WOOF,” goes right up to the older boy, and GIVES HIM A HEARTY FACE NUZZLE]

[WAGS TAIL]

[WOOF!!!]

  LIAM: ... [He coughed, hesitating to... pet.... the Arcanine. Then, stood and straightened up.] Good. By your leave.

  [He nodded and walked away, only to swear he saw a glimpse of an armored Pokemon around the corner.......]

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as much as I would like for hue to prove himself and gain a Cool Battle Scar, I don't think there are many battle scars to be had when your legendary encounter is a gay unicorn

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Changed his theme a bit. I think it's a little better now.

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they’re kittens you oaf

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THAT IS ENOUGH

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Hue loves cats. If this were a modern AU he would have tacky cat sweaters and EVERYTHING and it would be all fine and dandy except cats hate him like Nejiki hates stupid people. Or, even more so! You'd think he'd be terrified of cats after being pounced on and hissed at and scratched up at every instance of meeting one, but poor Hue just doesn't give up...!

His favorite are sleek black cats! Or well, I guess the Pokemon equivalent would be Liepard and Purrloin (since they're dark types), but he'd never own one because it would seriously beat him up! Hah! I bet he would also like Umbreon, but it's a fox, so it doesn't really apply here.

All these cats hating him... makes him seem even more like some kind of dumb dog...

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Assorted headcanons and stories (and nonsense) from the past few days. There's more somewhere, but I always neglect to post them and my Skype log cuts off for whatever reason.

[2/7/2013 9:47:11 PM] Claude: KNIGHT OF TRUTH

[2/7/2013 9:47:13 PM] Claude: YOU JUST HAD TO

[2/7/2013 9:47:27 PM] pom: Because Liam is rarely true to himself.

[2/7/2013 9:47:35 PM] pom: But Hue hides nothing.

[2/7/2013 9:47:40 PM] pom: so, of course.

[2/7/2013 9:47:59 PM] Claude: it really is ironic

[2/7/2013 9:48:05 PM] pom: I'm really happy with how they somehow ended up as opposites because I didn't do it purposefully at all. I never actually realized it until you said something.

[2/7/2013 9:48:20 PM] pom: But then you realize they're similar in subtle ways

[2/7/2013 9:48:26 PM] pom: serious natures, dedication to their work

[2/7/2013 9:48:38 PM] Claude: hehe ;w; i like the similiarities and contrasts

[2/7/2013 9:48:46 PM] pom: lies on the floor

[2/7/2013 9:48:47 PM] pom: whispers

[2/7/2013 9:48:49 PM] pom: gay

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(So this has nothing to do with anything, but WOW CLAUDE LOOK UNICORNS)

[2/7/2013 10:09:12 PM] Claude: though i'm guessing that last line you mentioned about Pure is... possibly referring to Hue himself rather than another individual??

[2/7/2013 10:09:16 PM] Claude: and it is, huuuuh

[2/7/2013 10:10:44 PM] pom: yeah

[2/7/2013 10:10:55 PM] pom: he's like a flipping unicorn

[2/7/2013 10:11:01 PM] Claude: snickers

[2/7/2013 10:11:04 PM] Claude: well

[2/7/2013 10:11:08 PM] pom: you know how palmer had to pull the unicorn stunt well i bet hue wouldn't even have to DRESS UP

[2/7/2013 10:11:17 PM] pom: or wait no

[2/7/2013 10:11:18 PM] pom: what if

[2/7/2013 10:11:21 PM] Claude: you know what legendary he ends up meeting hopefully (^:

[2/7/2013 10:11:23 PM] pom: liam is the unicorn

[2/7/2013 10:11:28 PM] Claude: NO

[2/7/2013 10:11:31 PM] pom: and hue is the pure

[2/7/2013 10:11:33 PM] pom: JDFSLKGD

[2/7/2013 10:11:34 PM] pom: HAHAAH

[2/7/2013 10:11:44 PM] pom: NO DUDE IT TOALLY FITS BECAUSE LIAM's A STUBBORN HORSE

[2/7/2013 10:11:44 PM] Claude: JUST NO

[2/7/2013 10:11:48 PM] Claude: NOOO

[2/7/2013 10:12:02 PM] Claude: also alice

[2/7/2013 10:12:19 PM] pom: also liam's pretty like unicorns

[2/7/2013 10:12:20 PM] pom: laughs

[2/7/2013 10:12:23 PM] pom: what baout alice

[2/7/2013 10:12:36 PM] Claude: "im a kawaii carbuncle e_e n pom u were able to determine the proportion of ice and sugar in the coffee of how i taste that's just sick yo"

[2/7/2013 10:12:44 PM] Claude: you made him pretty that's all your fault

[2/7/2013 10:13:05 PM] pom: NUH UH

[2/7/2013 10:13:08 PM] pom: YOU SAID

[2/7/2013 10:13:11 PM] pom: YOU NEVER IMAGINED HIM AS A KID

[2/7/2013 10:13:17 PM] pom: AND NOW YOU SAID!!! YOU CAN't IMAGINE HIM!!!

[2/7/2013 10:13:22 PM] pom: SO FOR ALL YOU KNOW HE REALLY WAS PRETTY

[2/7/2013 10:13:33 PM] Claude: STILL YOUR FAULT

[2/7/2013 10:13:50 PM] pom: main characters are always pretty it's a trope

[2/7/2013 10:14:02 PM] pom: and rival counts as main character

[2/7/2013 10:14:05 PM] Claude: jfkldj

[2/7/2013 10:14:32 PM] pom: (his ahoge is the horn)

[2/7/2013 10:14:39 PM] Claude: NO

[2/7/2013 10:14:55 PM] pom: geez why are you so opposed ot liam being a unicorn at least i don't equate him with like

[2/7/2013 10:14:57 PM] pom: a DOG

[2/7/2013 10:15:04 PM] pom: (hue's practically a dog)

[2/7/2013 10:15:13 PM] Claude: (ARCY)

[2/7/2013 10:15:14 PM] pom: (in fact he might as well be an annoying useless pomeranian)

[2/7/2013 10:15:24 PM] Claude: (POM)

[2/7/2013 10:15:25 PM] pom: when i was making arcy

[2/7/2013 10:15:27 PM] pom: i kept thinking

[2/7/2013 10:15:33 PM] pom: "arcy is a lot like pALM...ER..."

[2/7/2013 10:15:52 PM] pom: also ok this is kind of unrelated or maybe only semi related but i

[2/7/2013 10:15:58 PM] pom: you know how cherens hate the cold

[2/7/2013 10:16:02 PM] pom: and how arcy is warm...

[2/7/2013 10:16:05 PM] pom: i imagiend

[2/7/2013 10:16:09 PM] pom: a young liam

[2/7/2013 10:16:36 PM] Claude: FJALKDJFAF REALLY

[2/7/2013 10:16:40 PM] pom: always being sassy and demeaning to hue when hue uses arcy to stay warm in the winters and buries his face in his fur

[2/7/2013 10:16:41 PM] Claude: AND AWWWWW

[2/7/2013 10:16:47 PM] pom: ok but

[2/7/2013 10:16:53 PM] pom: when hue is like gone or asleep or something

[2/7/2013 10:16:56 PM] pom: maybe

[2/7/2013 10:16:59 PM] pom: (just maybe)

[2/7/2013 10:17:05 PM] pom: liam stays warm with arcy too...

[2/7/2013 10:17:11 PM] Claude: jkdjfkljdkjdkfajsf

[2/7/2013 10:17:16 PM] pom: is that too...

[2/7/2013 10:17:18 PM] pom: moe..............

[2/7/2013 10:17:25 PM] pom: liam's supposed to be cold.........

[2/7/2013 10:17:25 PM] Claude: I WAS GONNA SCREAM MOE

[2/7/2013 10:17:33 PM] pom: liams moe.........................

[2/7/2013 10:17:43 PM] pom: heheh

[2/7/2013 10:17:43 PM] Claude: nooooo doushite!!!

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[2/7/2013 10:37:43 PM] pom: if liam ever gets a minor injury (NOT LOSING HIS ARM...)

[2/7/2013 10:37:43 PM] pom: and has to take time off to recover

[2/7/2013 10:37:46 PM] pom: i want arcy to

[2/7/2013 10:37:59 PM] pom: REALLY REALLY BADLY want to pounce on him and lick his face because dog

[2/7/2013 10:38:03 PM] pom: BUT!

[2/7/2013 10:38:05 PM] Claude: AWWWW

[2/7/2013 10:38:26 PM] pom: because of that hue has to stick around to keep the dog from doign that because liam would probably hurl because injury

[2/7/2013 10:38:35 PM] pom: and i mean, hue would stick aroudn anyways but

[2/7/2013 10:38:40 PM] pom: at the veeery end

[2/7/2013 10:38:48 PM] pom: when liam final gets better

[2/7/2013 10:38:55 PM] pom: hue jsut GLARES AT THE DOG AND CROSSES HIS ARMS

[2/7/2013 10:38:57 PM] pom: but

[2/7/2013 10:39:00 PM] pom: the dog looks at him

[2/7/2013 10:39:09 PM] pom: bows a little as if apologizing

[2/7/2013 10:39:14 PM] pom: AND THEN POUNCES ON LIAM!!!

[2/7/2013 10:39:15 PM] pom: HA HA!

[2/7/2013 10:39:20 PM] Claude: jfkldhfuojlKFLJASKLDJFkdjfa

[2/7/2013 10:39:23 PM] Claude: ARCY

[2/7/2013 10:39:24 PM] pom: and almost injsures him again

[2/7/2013 10:39:26 PM] pom: xD

[2/7/2013 10:39:28 PM] pom: xD xD

[2/7/2013 10:39:28 PM] Claude: jsflkjKLJSDFLKSJDF

[2/7/2013 10:39:38 PM] pom: and hue has like ten heart attacks

[2/7/2013 10:39:41 PM] Claude: WHAT A DERPY DOG

[2/7/2013 10:39:43 PM] pom: "SIR LIAM ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?!??"

[2/7/2013 10:39:49 PM] pom: like i said

[2/7/2013 10:39:50 PM] pom: palmer

[2/7/2013 10:39:57 PM] pom: of course hue would have a loser dog like that

[2/7/2013 10:40:13 PM] Claude: what if it was arcy that would curl up around young liam

[2/7/2013 10:40:45 PM] pom: im cryru

[2/7/2013 10:40:46 PM] Claude: as if it knew he was cold all the time

[2/7/2013 10:40:48 PM] pom: uhm

[2/7/2013 10:40:50 PM] pom: ok

[2/7/2013 10:40:50 PM] pom: so

[2/7/2013 10:40:55 PM] pom: I DIDNT WANT

[2/7/2013 10:41:00 PM] pom: TO MENTION THIS GAY

[2/7/2013 10:41:10 PM] pom: but i bet arcy usually sleeps with hue

[2/7/2013 10:41:15 PM] pom: but one day

[2/7/2013 10:41:29 PM] pom: (and i have so many of these childhood stories floating in my head im serious)

[2/7/2013 10:41:38 PM] pom: one day

[2/7/2013 10:41:46 PM] pom: arcy jsut starts whining or just

[2/7/2013 10:41:50 PM] pom: generally being very restless

[2/7/2013 10:41:51 PM] pom: !

[2/7/2013 10:42:03 PM] pom: so hue wakes up and is like "YO DOG WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!"

[2/7/2013 10:42:09 PM] Claude: uwah--jKLFJDKALJF

[2/7/2013 10:42:31 PM] pom: and arcy jsut kind of gets up and they do that master/dog conversation thing

[2/7/2013 10:42:52 PM] Claude: hehehe

[2/7/2013 10:43:04 PM] pom: and hue ends up following arcy and they find liam and arcy's like "open the door or whatever" and then it's like "dog you crazy"

[2/7/2013 10:43:23 PM] pom: but nonetheless he opens the door and liam is there shivering because he's a flipping pansy who cant handle the cold

[2/7/2013 10:43:37 PM] pom: and hue is like

[2/7/2013 10:43:39 PM] Claude: yhiusjlfklsdfjaklfj

[2/7/2013 10:43:43 PM] pom: "dog no we can't be here!!!"

[2/7/2013 10:43:50 PM] pom: but then he's like

[2/7/2013 10:44:02 PM] pom: liam is just kidn of liek shivering and hue is totally fine so it's like

[2/7/2013 10:44:04 PM] pom: eventually

[2/7/2013 10:44:05 PM] pom: he's like

[2/7/2013 10:44:18 PM] pom: "ok I will keep watch outside for the big bad head knight so be really quiet ok"

[2/7/2013 10:44:22 PM] pom: and it's kind of

[2/7/2013 10:44:26 PM] pom: the first night guard hah a

[2/7/2013 10:44:30 PM] pom: (gay)

[2/7/2013 10:44:32 PM] Claude: JDSLDJKLFJ AW

[2/7/2013 10:44:35 PM] Claude: THAT IS GAY

[2/7/2013 10:44:43 PM] pom: iDASFJGKL:H

[2/7/2013 10:44:48 PM] pom: WHAT KIND OF REACTION IS THAT

[2/7/2013 10:44:53 PM] Claude: hjdkljfakldfjKJFKLDF

[2/7/2013 10:44:57 PM] pom: "AW. THAT IS GAY."

[2/7/2013 10:44:58 PM] Claude: I'M LAGUHING

[2/7/2013 10:44:59 PM] Claude: fjslkdjfdf

[2/7/2013 10:45:00 PM] Claude: JFKLDJFA

[2/7/2013 10:45:28 PM] pom: but yeah hue wouldn't want his dog to get caught with THAT guy's son

[2/7/2013 10:45:29 PM] pom: no way

[2/7/2013 10:45:53 PM] pom: though since he's like five i bet he gets tired too

[2/7/2013 10:46:07 PM] Claude: hehe

[2/7/2013 10:46:09 PM] pom: so he might either fall asleep outside uncomfotably or crawl inside and also sleep on arcy

[2/7/2013 10:46:19 PM] pom: ha ha

[2/7/2013 10:46:32 PM] pom: (hence a plausible way for that one picture to become canon)

[2/7/2013 10:46:33 PM] Claude: FJDFLK BAWW

[2/7/2013 10:46:35 PM] pom: (im the worst)

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[8:47:42 PM] pom: do you know how potentially anoying and clingy hue could have been GEEZ I STILL WORRY HE IS

[8:47:50 PM] pom: he seriously wouldn't let pond elope!!! serious!

[8:47:58 PM] pom: so much so that I could see liam smirking at him!

[8:48:13 PM] Claude: HEHE

[8:48:33 PM] pom: like you know how xiao is like "NOBODY TOUCH HIKARI GRRR BARK BARK GRRR"

[8:48:35 PM] Claude: i think hue is fine u vu

[8:48:39 PM] Claude: OMG YEAH

[8:48:42 PM] Claude: IT'S EMBARRASSING

[8:48:49 PM] pom: yeah well if liam is even at all like that as well

[8:48:55 PM] pom: towards pond

[8:48:57 PM] pom: I feel like

[8:49:05 PM] pom: as soon as he saw hue's attitude

[8:49:08 PM] pom: which is pretty much

[8:49:11 PM] pom: "GRRRR BARK BARK"

[8:49:16 PM] pom: he would be like

[8:49:23 PM] pom: "ok I don't have to worry about it, it's taken care of"

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[8:58:55 PM] pom: im afraid liam will shut him out

[8:59:13 PM] pom: if you want me to be completely honest, anyways.

[8:59:29 PM] Claude: if he does i'll have cheren punch him again because that'd be incredibly rude e_e

[8:59:37 PM] pom: hue's prolly used to it

[8:59:39 PM] pom: I could see

[8:59:41 PM] pom: mm

[8:59:50 PM] pom: hold on my mom wants me to smell cantaloupe

[8:59:54 PM] Claude: oka--dhjfakldf

[9:00:04 PM] pom: ok so

[9:00:12 PM] pom: I could see just

[9:00:20 PM] pom: if liam was too tired to snark back or make him go away

[9:00:24 PM] pom: and this owuld be when they were younger

[9:00:41 PM] pom: hue could just... talk? to him? And I don't know if you could call hue talkative, per se but

[9:00:49 PM] pom: and I also think

[9:01:20 PM] pom: I feel like liam just blows him off or is too tired to listen or whatever but hue jsut says a thing or two here or there but then goes back to like staring st something liek a bonefire or the moon or the stars

[9:01:54 PM] pom: cause hue is so... peaceful. Inwardly? Kind of? Like, he's not... excessivle negative about himself or anything

[9:01:58 PM] Claude: uuuu...

[9:02:17 PM] pom: maybe like if it got to the point

[9:02:53 PM] pom: after a few years where they're kind of forced to sit with each other because the dog is the only doggamn sourse of warmth sround here and the lord told us not to waste firewood

[9:03:09 PM] pom: that kind of thing would happen

[9:03:16 PM] pom: ye

[9:03:21 PM] Claude: daww ;w;

[9:03:24 PM] pom: what??? do you think???

[9:03:36 PM] pom: if this is a boring sort of development then scrap it

[9:03:45 PM] Claude: i like that idea, but at the same time i wonder how much liam really does blow hue off

[9:03:49 PM] pom: yeah

[9:03:50 PM] pom: so do i

[9:03:59 PM] pom: I can only tell these stories from hue's perspective you know

[9:04:30 PM] pom: haha, it'd be really nice if liam replied. even if it was only one sentence, or something.

[9:04:36 PM] pom: a monosyllabic grunt, even

[9:05:39 PM] pom: mm so I guess that the difference between hue and a clingy blonde chick is that hue talks less

[9:05:43 PM] pom: HA HA

[9:05:55 PM] Claude: i wanna believe he's more receptive than just paying attention to Business

[9:06:04 PM] pom: I WANNA BELIVE TOO!!! (^:

[9:06:16 PM] pom: EXCEPT SPELLED CORRECTLY

[guardlog]

a Very Serious personal opinion on hue and remy

[8:53:55 PM] pom: does remy have more heart than them remy's a dork i like remy and hue because they are both COMPLETE... NERDINATORS...

[8:54:03 PM] pom: i think it would be

[8:54:05 PM] pom: really funny if

[8:54:13 PM] Claude: HAHAH ALICE AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT LAST NIGHT AND YEAH

[8:54:16 PM] pom: remy just started trying to teach hue all these THINGS

[8:54:18 PM] Claude: REMY HAS MORE OF A HEART

[8:54:32 PM] pom: "HEY RUNT LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO BLOW FIRE"

[8:54:35 PM] Claude: HAHAHAH

[8:54:44 PM] pom: "hey runt you trying to court Liam? You can't do it like that"

[8:54:48 PM] pom: "HEY RUNT!!!"

[8:54:51 PM] pom: "HEY!!! RUNT!!!"

[8:54:51 PM] Claude: NO

[8:54:54 PM] pom: HAHAHA

[8:55:08 PM] pom: "HEY LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO FIGHT oh whoops did I knock you out sorry runt"