it's gubbin time

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andrew garfield was fucking incredible in tick tick boom but the more I think about it the more I realize that role was kind of made for bo burnham and I get sad thinking we’ll never get to see that

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I thought we were all aware that the duffers sucked since like 2017 I apologize to those who did not

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lucas and max are smoochin cause they r in love

lucas and will are smoochin cause they r in love

max and will are smoochin cause who says you can't smooch the homies esp the one you share a boyfriend with

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derek's entire family is dead in a barn and they never brought it up again btw

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if the bylers can add gate to everything then the henderhops can too. cause WHY is dustin’s fortnite skin wearing el’s bracelet. fortnitegate. braceletgate. guys come on

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i actually kind of love the hopper fakeout death in sorcerer cause the way he opens the door is just like "sighs. sorry for being a dramatic bitch. hey jane come see this shit"

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Okay but why actually does Dustin have El's blue hair tie on his Fortnite skin

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I can’t get over the fact that we just skipped over the party’s sophomore year. I NEED to know what happened. Crawls tracking vecna whatever yadda yadda I need to see the epic highs and lows of the tenth grade

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I know Joe wanted to be back with the teen group again for a little bit but they should’ve thought about that before only making Steve bearable when he’s being the goddamn babysitter

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need to know the hype erica was spouting over the walkies. she had a hi res mezzanine view to the will byers cast spell of explode demogorgon show. I just know her nerdy ass was screaming

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OHHHHH SHIT EL IS NOT GONNA LIKE WHEN DUSTIN LIES TO HER ABOUT HOW HE GOT HURT

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unfortunately it’s kind of impossible to interact with any Hollywood media that doesn’t have at least one nasty ass zionist involved but at least with stranger things I have the comfort of knowing their asses are gonna be stuck in ST limbo forever cause of their attitudes while the other cast members are gonna keep on keeping on

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in defense of Joyce Byers I probably also would not have realized “Henry Creel AKA One AKA Vecna, the monster who kidnapped my son and has been wreaking havoc on my friends and family for years now” was ALSO “Henry Creel, the boy who went to my high school for a few months and was gonna be in my play and maybe could’ve been my brother-in-law in another universe if I didn’t accuse his dad of murdering him, cause oh yeah, HE DIED” until i saw him in person for the first time after thirty years like i think that moment was probably her putting two and two together

also her memories of those years are probably frazzled as all hell from the lonnie byers of it all, abused people lose hella memories as a coping mechanism

also also henry was a freshman when joyce was a senior do any of y’all remember the fuckass freshmen from your senior year cause i don’t

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everybody trust as the two party members stuck in the upside down this season el and dustin will have a heart to heart about everything going on and el gives dustin her bracelet as a promise before she and will and kali go off to powerpuff save the day and then when she and will are inevitably the only ones who make it back alive she tells dustin to keep the bracelet as a show of affection and then in the epilogue she takes it back when he trades her for a ring

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rip will byers and max mayfield you would’ve loved skipping gym class to smoke and gossip together

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“whacks bully with a rollerskate” gf & “puts a snake in bully’s locker” bf iktr 💕💕💕💕

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PLEASE DUFFER BROTHERS JUST ONE INTERACTION BETWEEN THEM THIS SEASON THEY WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD PAIR I KNOW IT