[funnytwittertweets]

[introvertedx10]

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

[ashstfu]

[borninthe80slovingtheladies]

Ugh, don't remind me

[wizard-email]

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

[bizarrism-deactivated20210929]

[distinguishedarbitersalad]

[farmsuggestion]

2017

the year of farming

[farmsuggestion]

2018

the year of farming

[farmsuggestion]

2019

the year of farming

[farmsuggestion]

2021

the year of farming

[farmsuggestion]

2022

the year of farming

[farmsuggestion]

2023

the year of farming

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[left-reminders]

[politicalsci]

[baebyfaced]

*reblogs from the source cause ya’ll can’t shut the fuck up*

[dveon-deactivated20141016]

“hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay”

[nerdlingwrites]

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[chessys]

the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit