all elite simp ™

i write for my faves (and maybe your faves too)

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intro + who i write for

who i write for sammy guevara darby allin mjf jungle boy adam cole kenny omega matt & nick jackson cm punk kip sabian adam page hook but if you request for someone who’s not here, i’ll still most likely do it but if you are going to request please try to request someone listed above.

now that you’re here, i will also say that i might not post all the time, nor will i always post writings. i might just post text posts, whether it be my thoughts on dynamite or rampage, or just me simping for people (surprise). i might also reblog some of my favorite posts from others.

ok that’s it toodles

[mjfdaily]

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sitting pretty & patient waiting for a certain curly haired traitor to explain his actions...EXPLAIN JACK. EXPLAIN.

i hate when my faves fight bruv...it happens too often these days :,) either way i better get some therapy before i have to deal with junglehook rivals...

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i’m gonna need therapy before i ever watch omega vs ospreay again...match of the night match of the year...idek bro i can’t think thoughts rn.

can we get the third installment at all in at wembley?? PLEASE. (i say this, not sure if i can handle watching them fight again)

[jasvvy]

[kopw]

[kopw]

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after seeing him wrestle live and in person, i can officially say that will ospreay is one of my favorite wrestlers of EVER. (and he’s super fine too)

looking forward to rampage in an hour just so i can watch the match back :,)

[cowboyshit]

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fine line. | mjf (announcement)

greetings my jolly goobers :D i know i’ve been away for some time (oops) but i am proud to announce a new series i will be working on very intently :D it’s an mjf story (obviously) and it will feature doses of angst, fluff, conflict, and even some steamy scenes (like...really steamy. like full blown oxygen loss inducing smut scenes. be aware). the chapter titles are based on the song ‘fine line’ by harry edward styles, in which the complete fic gets its name. i hope you will enjoy the series, and it will begin to be uploaded hopefully soon :D stay tuned my dears. <3 (also if you have any questions feel free to ask meeeeee)

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I don’t usually write sappy shit like this for wrestlers, but today is a special day, so here I go. I hope this won’t be too cringe.

Happy birthday to Maxwell Jacob Friedman, MJF, or as I prefer to call him, just Max.

Max, I know you’ll never see this, and even if you did, you’d act like it wouldn’t mean anything to you. But I know that deep down, it would mean a lot to you. And that’s one of the things I love so much about you. No matter how much of an ass you may be, everyone can tell (if they try hard enough) that you actually love and care for this business and that the fans’ words of support mean something to you.

I think it’s safe to say that Max is one of, if not the best thing in wrestling right now. I mean, mic skills, charisma, and can take care of business in the ring?? Man, you really do have it all.

Max is someone I admire in life. And I know that many others admire him too. I mean, sure, he may not the best person to look up to (unless you too want to be an opinionated douche with great fashion sense), but I just admire the way he carries himself with such a confidence.

I believe that he is one of the many reasons I fell in love with wrestling again. Whether it was his charisma, his douchiness, or his excellent taste in scarves.

So, I’ll end with this: happy birthday to the man who is better than all of you (and me) and we all know it. Happy birthday to the past, present, and future of professional wrestling. Happy birthday to the MJF. <3

[mjfass]

[junglehooks]

[guevaraobsessed]

who remembers me :,)

ITS BEEN

ALMOST A YEAR

SINCE I LAST POSTED ON HERE

my sincerest apologies </3 but for the time being i am back in full swing bay bay and oh BOY so much has happened :D basicallyyyy i’m gonna start by getting back to writing bc i have a whole series going on rn and i HAVE to finish it ofc

but also.....my love for the business of professional wrestling has not faltered, so that is not why i was absent. i was absent because i got logged out. again. this is a recurring thing for me it appears... how embarrassing.

ALSO OMG OMG BEST NEWS EVER!! soooo idk if ya’ll remember last year, i met sammy guevara and adam cole @ squared circle expo (if you want to see you can find it on my acc it’s not that far down) well....it appears that i will be attending this year as well...this time meeting THE. LOVE. OF. MY. LIFE.

MAXWELL. JACOB. FRIEDMAN.

which is kinda cool, i guess. *screams*

OF COURSE i will show pics from when it actually happens but for now, i will just wait (im)patiently :D

so yah, that’s my little update for nowwwwww i hope that i can get part 3 (i think...) of the mjf series out some time soon (hopefully this month) and im glad i was able to come back here before max’s birthday :D see you all a lot more often okok byeeeeeeeee

[deathtriangles]

i made another uquiz because i’m bored: pick outfits from these aew ladies and i’ll choose one to be your tag partner!

[onewingedangel3]

none of you are getting off scot-free in this. The possible results also take into account previous members (hangman & cody). Good luck!

so uh,,, i may have made another quiz! take this if you want me to (brutally) assign you an elite member :)

[technofinch]

wow bte made me cry anyway take my uquiz

which aew faction matches your vibes

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different